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Nario
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Joined: 17 May 2007
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Nar: :Gets out of Bathroom and goes to arcade: |
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HWMSWHTHA
LordBlumiere
Joined: 31 May 2007
Posts: 1020
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:54 pm
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Count Bleck entered the bathroom to see someone nuking the urinals and Luigi cowering under the sink.
"WHAT IS ALL THIS, ASKED COUNT BLECK?!" |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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Joined: 17 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:55 pm
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NAr:A psycopath came in here and blew up all the toilets |
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Francine
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 8580
HP: 78 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:56 pm
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Francine: You men, go use the women's bathroom. |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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Joined: 17 May 2007
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HP: 20 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:57 pm
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Nar:O_O" Are you insain? |
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HWMSWHTHA
LordBlumiere
Joined: 31 May 2007
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HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:59 pm
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Count Bleck blinked for a couple seconds.
"Say wut? Count Bleck is not a girl!" |
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Francine
Joined: 30 May 2007
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HP: 78 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:59 pm
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Francine: Should you really be asking that question when I just blew up this restroom? :reloads nukes: |
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BANJO KA-FREAKING-ZOOIE
top minion tails
Vampire
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 13197
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:59 pm
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| Mister I wrote: | Once upon a time, there was a time where there was only one RP. It spanned many topics, most of which you can find at the graveyard near the end of this long list of RP games. There was only one choice in those days: Choose a side, or be killed...like Zero was.
There were two sides in those days. One was of ? Blocks, and one was my own: Mister I. There were some 3rd-Party groups, but they did as well as Yu-gi-oh when the fad died. Just two: yin...yang...and idiocy. Both would think up overly complicated plots for a simple goal that could've been achieved in exactly 57 seconds.
Back in those days, Digibutter wasn't reality, Mario hadn't had it, there was no juice bar, and we actually needed a wiki to keep track of stuff. Back in those days...there were many on one. Now, there are many on more.
But, six weeks (or something. I don't care) later, after Mister I had finally committed suicide for the last time, when darkness was eradicated finally, when ? Block shattered, the ancient ruins of the old RP crumbled.
But now, the ruins of the ancients have revived...
Welcome to Raiders of the Lost RP! It is here that the old stories of the past come back to haunt you. How dare you all bury it with your Pokemon and Naruto and Mario stuff! The powers of the old revive themselves here. A new villan tips his evil hat, several more random characters make cameos, the Koopa Bros are still idiots who throw away ice cream after buying it, and the fate of the universe...lies in the hands of anyone and everyone. Well, that is, if they have hands, which they probably won't...
Even if you weren't one of the oldies, go ahead and hop onboard! Knowing everyone, you're in for one of the most insane rides of your life!
In somewhere not far enough away...
A great army is organized in front of the Koopa King. However, most of it is wasted on Goombas not realizing how to beat Koopa Troopas in rock-paper scissors. "Why can I never win?" wonders Bowser to himself. "I try making an army, and I end up with the sorriest bunch of rejects I've ever seen." A solemn Koopa King strolls into his chambers. However, he isn't alone. "WHO THE $%#% ARE YOU?!"
Meanwhile, inside the deepest catacombs of the Underwhere, a lonely eyeball plays an imaginary harmonica. "That's wonderful" comments a giant Skelobit monster in the second cell. "Why am I here again?" Mister I said, moaning at his depressed bars. "You almost destroyed the world inside endless darkness!" Jaydes' voice complained. "Yeah, but it was fun! And I saved it!" Mister I whined. "I DON'T CARE! YOU ALMOST MADE MY JOB MORE MISERABLE! NOW SUFFER!" Jaydes whined. Mr I just stared at his bars. Suddenly, another figure appears in front of him. "Who the heck are you? And do you have cake?" Mr I questioned. "Just shut up and let me get you out!" the figure snapped as its finger glowed with a red aura.
And in the Koopa Bros fortress...oh, Green blew it up. Never mind.
JOIN THE OLD RP TODAY! |
ooc:im still doing the old rp....so is many a people |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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Joined: 17 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:59 pm
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Nar:Your really out of your Mind |
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HWMSWHTHA
LordBlumiere
Joined: 31 May 2007
Posts: 1020
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:01 pm
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Count Bleck shook his head and skittered out of the bathroom.
"Imma gonna use the one at the other end of the park!"
Unbeknownst to him, he was being followed... |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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Joined: 17 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:02 pm
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Nar:Erm Aren't thoes shutdown? |
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HWMSWHTHA
LordBlumiere
Joined: 31 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:04 pm
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"shut... down?"
Count Bleck broke down and began to cry. "WAAAAAGH! WAAAAAGH!" |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 9339
HP: 20 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:05 pm
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Nar:Don't you have one at your place? |
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HWMSWHTHA
LordBlumiere
Joined: 31 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:06 pm
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"Yeah, but Count Bleck just left because Mimi pushed him out of the upstairs window..." |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 9339
HP: 20 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:10 pm
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Nar:Be right back
*Runs to Castle Bleck* |
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