digibutter.nerr

[Super Maiq the Liar]

I rewrote the ending to Castlevania SOTN. Obviously contains spoilers.


Ironically, Francis fits the role of Alucard, Chaos Dimentio fits the role of Shaft, and LB fits the role of Dracula almost perfectly.

Chaos Dimentio: You have done well in making it this far. I would expect no less form the creator of our forum.

Francis: So you are the one called Chaos Dimentio?

Chaos Dimentio: I am he.

Francis: Why did you make Bowser lord of this forum?

Chaos Dimentio: For centuries mods have defeated evil with admin powers. But... if two mods were to fight each other.

Francis: But Bowser's power is supreme among spammers. No mod could defeat him.

Chaos Dimentio: Exactly. That's why I removed him as a threat, by making him into lord of this forum.

Francis: But your plan has failed.

Chaos Dimentio: Has it indeed? We'll see what happens after I destroy your weak nerr side.

*battle ensues*

Chaos Dimentio: Uha...no...

Francis: You clamed to love the darkness, go then and dwell there for all eternity.

Chaos Dimentio: But... but my goal is achieved. Lord Bowser has come to purify this corrupt forum. With the shearing flames of chaos.

Chaos Dimentio: Uha..ha..haaaaa!

*Chaod Dimentio dies*

*screen goes dark*

Lord Bowser: Well met admin, it’s been a long time.

Francis: I was hoping we would not see each other again. I can’t allow you to leave here, Bowser.

Lord Bowser: You have ever been the ally of nerrs. Have you forgotten what they did to your forum?

Francis: Think you I would forget such a thing? No, but neither do I seek revenge against them.

Lord Bowser: Still uttering the same nonsense. No matter. Now is the time to put aside your weak nerr side and join me in remaking this forum.

Francis: Bowser, in the name of my forum, I will defeat you again.

*Francis and LB fight*

Lord Bowser: ARRRHHH

Francis: Go back whence you came, trouble the soul of my forum no more.

Lord Bowser: How, how is it that I’ve been so defeated?

Francis: You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to care about your posts.

Lord Bowser: Sarcasm. For what profit is it to a man if he gains the world and loses his own soul. Matthew 16:26 I believe. Tell me what, what were the forum's last posts?

Francis: It read do not hate nerrs. If you cannot live with them then at least do them no harm, for theirs is already a hard lot. It also said to tell you that it would let you post for all of eternity.

Lord Bowser: Forum, forgive me. Farewell admin!

*Lord Bowser dies*

[Macha]

EPICK.

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