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[Fancy Wario]

Those of you who've played it (if any), what should I expect?

[Plastic Mario]

I played a demo of it once... It's not too bad, but it's not that great, either.

[Francis]

It's like double dragon on crack.

(but i never finished it. I have gaming ADD)

Seriously theres nothing else like it. I can't think of any better way to spend $5

[Vbzobs]

This is one of my most favorite game series evar. You will love it.

[Ph1r3 Mario]

It's pretty fun. I dun remember anything from it, though. Been a while since I last played it.

[Vid Inferno]

Wow, $5. Its a great game, expect lots of action.
And if its the PS2 Version, unlockable Dante isn't that good.

This is my secret edited post. Why ARE you looking at my old posts, anyways?
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Calm before the storm
Gone with the wind
No time like the present
Third time's a charm
X marks the spot
Two peas in a pod
A bird in the hand
Raining cats and dogs
Once in a blue moon
Spring Break
The Indy 500
The three Musketeers
Penny wise, pound foolish
Teddy Roosevelt
Water under the bridge
The king and I
Quarterback
Don’t rock the boat
Don’t count your chickens
Grand Canyon
Needle in a haystack
Keep your eye on the ball
A picture is worth a thousand words
Out of sight, out of mind
Once upon a time
Bill Clinton
Home is where the heart is
Wish upon a star
Wheel of Fortune
Here today, gone tomorrow
The Lion King
Wagon Train
Football Star
Of mice and men
A tale of two cities
Treasure Island
The early bird gets the worm
Monkey see, monkey do
Soccer Star
Final Exams
The sound of music
Basketball Star

42 out of 45.

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You: hey
Stranger: SUDDENLY, BABIES
Stranger: THOUSANDS OF ËM
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: CRAWLING ON THE WALLS
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You: SPIDER BABIES
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You: WHERE IS MY SHOTGUN
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Stranger: OH SHIT THEY
You: DAMMIT I CAN'T FIND MY SHOTGUN
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You: OH MY GOD NO
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Stranger: THEY HAVE FANGS
Stranger: AND THEY SPARKLE
You: I'VE GOT A PRINTER
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Stranger: QUICK
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You: *HURLS IT AT 'EM*
You: DIE SATAN SPAWN
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Stranger: SHIT TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES MAN
Stranger: -hurls shoes-
Stranger: OR
Stranger: WAIT
You: WHAT
Stranger: WE CAN'T EVEN USE SUNLIGHT
You: THEY'LL SPARKLE MORE
Stranger: WE ARE POWERLESS AGAINST THSE TERRIBLE MUTANTS
You: WE MUST FLEE TO THE HILLS
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You: A VALIANT SACRIFICE
Stranger: THEN WE SLAMTHEDOORBEHINDUS
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Stranger: DON'T LOOK BACK
You: GOTCHA
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You: DON'T WORRY
Stranger: ONE
You: I BELIEVE IN YOU
Stranger: TWO
Stranger: -CUTS SELF-
Stranger: THREE GET IT OPEN
You: *OPENS THE DOOR*
Stranger: GET IT OPEN NOW
Stranger: -RUNS-
You: *DASH*
Stranger: -IS ATTACKED BY BABIES-
Stranger: -THROWS THEM OFF-
You: OH NO
Stranger: -HURTLE THROUGH DOOR-
Stranger: GET IT CLOSED MAN
Stranger: QUICK
You: *SLAMS THE DOOR*
You: WE'VE GOT 'EM
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: I THINK ONE GOT ME
You: WHAT
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Stranger: SHIIIT IT FEELS LIKE FIRE
Stranger: AND PAIN
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You: NOOOOOO
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You: I CAN'T DO IT
Stranger: BEFORE THE POISON SPREADS
You: OKAY
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You: FOR THE GREATER GOOD
Stranger: *WEILDING
You: *PICKS UP THE AX*
Stranger: *WIELDING
Stranger: WHATEVER
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You: SORRY
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You: *CHOPS OFF THE ARM*
Stranger: AHHH
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BUT I AM ALSO STILL ALIVE
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You: WHAT
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You: YEAH HATE 'EM
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: [edward fsdfs]
Stranger: SHE PROBABLY DID
You: BET SO
Stranger: ALTHOUGH I'M SURE HE'S GAY ANYWAY
Stranger: I MEAN WHAT KIND OF MAN SPARKLES
You: YEAH
Stranger: THE GAY KIND
Stranger: THAT"S WHAT KIND
You: OKAY
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Stranger: DUDE THAT WAS AN ADVENTURE
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You: FINALLY GOT BACK AT THOSE TWILIGHT BABIES
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You: WOULD BURNING THEM WORK
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You: READY THE TORCHES
You: ...WAIT SHIT YOU DON'T HAVE ARMS
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You: I'LL GET THE TORCHES
Stranger: I COULD USE MY MOUTH
Stranger: I CAN STILL BE USEFUL
You: OKAY
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You: I'VE GOT A LIGHTER
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Stranger: AND THEN WHEN THEY GO TO SEE
Stranger: SET THEM ON FIRE AND LOCK THEM IN
You: HOW DO WE GET THEM IN THE HOUSE
Stranger: CRAIGSLIST
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Stranger: UM HOW 3:
You: I'LL TIE THE EDGES
Stranger: THX MAN
You: *TIES THE EDGES OF YOUR SHIRT*
Stranger: -FLAPS AROUND USELESSLY-
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You: GOOD JOB
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Stranger: SHIT
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You: OH GOD
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You: WE'VE GOT NO HOPE
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WAIT
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Stranger: SHIT MAN
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You: I DON'T HAVE ONE
You: DO YOU
Stranger: SHIT NO
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You: WHAT DO WE DO
Stranger: RUN
Stranger: RUN AS FAST AS YOU *crag* CAN!
You: *RUNS*
You: HURRY UP
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: BLOOD LOSS
Stranger: -TRIP-
You: OH NO
Stranger: -STUMBLE-
You: I'VE GOT TO SAVE YOU
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You: NO
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You: NOOOOOOOOO
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Stranger: 3: KEEP RUNNING MAN
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You: OKAY
You: GOODBYE
Stranger: -SNIFF-
You: MAY WE CROSS PATHS AGAIN IN ANOTHER LIFE
Stranger: YES
Stranger: HAPPY TRAILS, COWBOY
You: THANK YOOOUUUUUUU
Stranger: -STOPS-
Stranger: I'LL DISTRACT THEM
You: DON'T DO THAT
Stranger: IGNORE MY CRIES OF TERROR AND PAIN
You: WHYYY
Stranger: IT'S MY TIME
Stranger: ALSO BABIES ARE ASSHOLES
You: NO KIDDIN'
Stranger: UH OH
Stranger: WAVE O' BABIES
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: RUUUUNNNN
You: I WILL
Stranger: GOOD
You: FAREWELL
You: *RUNS OFF INTO THE SUNSET*
Stranger: GOODBYE
Stranger: -WAVES-
Stranger: -GOES DOWN-
You: *CRIES A TEAR*
Stranger: -GURGLES-
Stranger: -HOWLS HORRIFICALLY=
Stranger: -IS TORN TO SHREDS-
Stranger: -TWITCHES-
Stranger: -DIES-
Stranger: -LAYS STILL-
You: I SHALL MISS YOU MUCH
Stranger: -IS DEAD-
You: YOUR DEATH WILL NOT BE IN VEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Stranger: -IS STILL DEAD-
Stranger: -AND ARMLESS-
You: I MUST CONTINUE HUNTING MY FRIEND'S KILLERS
You: ONE DAY, I WILL AVENGE YOUUUU
Stranger: -DEADNESS-

[Popple]

I agree the game is like crack. In the beginning you are like "Man why am I this dude that sucks and why am I slow and why does the screen look like crap." But then you get Joe's powers and you are like. "MAN EVERYTHING IS CRAZY FAST AND CRAZY SLOW AND CRAZY BOTH AND WHOAH! MAN I JUST KICKED THAT DINOSAUR DUDE IN THE FACE! I FREAKIN LOVE PINK CAPES!

[Mantis15]

I could never beat the last boss.

[Legendary Mashine]

[Francis]

[Super Hario]

[Piccolo the Pixl]

I've had Metroid Prime 3 for a week now, and I still haven't played it. >_>



Anyways, Viewtiful Joe it's a pretty good game. Definitely worth more than 5 bucks.

[Fancy Wario]

[Vbzobs]