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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:35 pm
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*Mr I, Lumpy, and The Dryest Bones reach land*
Mr I: Alright, now all we need to do is get Cortez... and his treasure.
*The idiots and Mr I walk into the Pirates Grotto* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:52 pm
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*Everyone makes it to the room with retracting spikes*
Lumpy: What now?
*Mr I floats across. The Dryest Bones is already dead, so it doesn't really matter.*
Lumpy: *sigh* Such is the life of an idiotic prospector...
*Mr I floats Lumpy across while he rambles about his life and other useless junk*
Lumpy: Oh, how I wanted a puppy...
Mr I: Better idea!
*Mr I fires Lumpy like a torpedo straight to the Black Skull.*
Mr I: Well, I'm bored...
*Mr I and The Dryest Bones follow because they have nothing better to do* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:03 pm
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*All walk into Cortez's room*
Lumpy: ALL MINE!
*Lumpy jumps for the treasure, but is stabbed in the back before he gets there*
Mr I: Well, he was replacable...
*Cortez appears*
Cortez: Avast, ye mates! Why does ye come into me room o' treasure, amigo?
Mr I: To eat your soul!
*Mr I absorbs Cortez*
Mr I: One down, six to go.
The Dryest Bones: Not me, right?
Mr I: That'd lower my IQ, so no.
The Dryest Bones: GIVE ME AN ANSWER I CAN UNDERSTAND!
Mr I: -_-
*Mr I teleports to Big Boo's Haunt* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:13 pm
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*The Dempa Bros appear*
Dempas: WE'RE BACK, BABY!
Black: We should really make a base so we don't all die like last time.
Yellow: YEAH! A TOTALLY AWESOME BASE!
*Five minutes later, they have a large fortress made of toothpicks, rocks, mud, and coconuts*
Red: AWESOME!
*Somehow, it holds and they all go inside* |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:26 pm
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*pure-*** appears, an dknocks on the door of the fort*
***: random free pizza! one of you come and get it! |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:28 pm
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Green: PIZZA!
*Green commits suicide*
Red: Such an idiot... someone get his briefcase in case we need it.
Yellow: Why aren't we going crazy?
Black: We sent a Bob-omb with toxic gas to get it, remember?
Yellow: Oh yeah...
At the Door...
Gas Bob-omb: YAY! PIZZA! |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 9339
HP: 20 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:28 pm
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Nar:Pizza where? |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:29 pm
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*throws into the room, tied to an atom bomb. *** warps to a safe distance* |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 9339
HP: 20 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:30 pm
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Mitri:I wanted mcronalds! |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:31 pm
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*A huge explosion occurs*
Red: We got that backup fortress, right?
Yellow: Yep.
*The Dempa Bros run like little scared koalas to a giant, extremely lethal-looking fortress with tons of minions and an Atomic and Nuke proof sign* |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:33 pm
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how did they survive that? at least green killed himself.
*fires fifty bio missiles (if I spelt that right.)*
now...
*fires a laser to burn a hole through the wall for the missiles to go through* |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:35 pm
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*There is another wall. The bio missiles explode on it*
Red: Loud Pizza Guy, huh?
Yellow and Black: Totally!
*The wall regenerates with an odd pink goo* |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:36 pm
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alright. that's it!
*fires that massive beam krush tried to kill mister I with last night at the fortress* |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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Joined: 17 May 2007
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Mitri:Can i have pizza? |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:37 pm
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*The beam is absorbed by the pink wall*
Wall: Buu like beamy!
*The wall turns into Majin Buu*
Buu: Do more! Do more!
Meanwhile...
Yellow: When did we get Majin Buu?
Red: Ebay. We even gave him upgrades last tuesday.
Black: Riiiight. |
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