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Agent of Crime Vampire
Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 446
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:28 pm
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Doctor Who:
You have two cows. Every few seasons, you replace them with prettier, less interesting ones. |
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Jolene Legendary Mashine
Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 6998
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:30 pm
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| Magikoopa #42 wrote: | | Should I apologize for bringing religion into this topic? |
No, in fact Pastafarianism should be the official religion of the PIRATES clan. XD
Not that I seriously believe in it or anything, rather I define myself as a Secular Humanist. But it's funny, and... pirate-y. Doooo itttt. |
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM Paper Luigi Vampire
Joined: 09 May 2007 Posts: 6855
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:31 pm
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Wario bros.
You have 2 cows. I need a sinister plot to get more cows.
Last edited by Paper Luigi on Thu May 24, 2007 8:31 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Nimexa, The Gentle Breeze Dark Prognosticus Burning Werewolf
Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 16966
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:31 pm
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Highlander: YOu have two cows.... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! |
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Ruki Motomiya Vampire
Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 4127
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:31 pm
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Star Trek:
THERE....ARE....TWO.....COWS!!!!!! |
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Agent of Crime Vampire
Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 446
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:35 pm
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Myspace:
You have two cows. They each have a million friends. |
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Ruki Motomiya Vampire
Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 4127
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:38 pm
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Star Wars:
You have two cows. One of them is the chosen one and becomes an evil sith lord who kills the emperor and ends up saving the universe. The other one is Obi-wan Cownobi |
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Nimexa, The Gentle Breeze Dark Prognosticus Burning Werewolf
Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 16966
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:44 pm
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E.T.: You have two cows.... one of them phones home |
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Current form: Normal Marker Magikoopa Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 2261
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:47 pm
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Weekly Quiz Showdown You have two cows and a goat. You ask them 5 questions and let a forum decide which one of them is the real cow. |
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Agent of Crime Vampire
Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 446
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:48 pm
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Ideal Government:
You have two cows. They both explode. Then it rains tacos.
(If you don't understand the title, you're not allowed to make any more cow jokes.) |
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Ruki Motomiya Vampire
Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 4127
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:49 pm
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Matrix:
There are no two cows. |
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Current form: Normal Marker Magikoopa Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 2261
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:52 pm
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The Sith There are always two cows, one master and one apprentice. |
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Ruki Motomiya Vampire
Joined: 18 May 2007 Posts: 4127
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:16 pm
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Snakes on a plane:
There are two cows on a plane. YOU WANT THOSE ***********' COWS OFF YOUR ***********' PLANE! |
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Current form: Normal Marker Magikoopa Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 2261
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:48 pm
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Two Cows You have two cows. You try to use them to make a pathetic generalization about something. You've found my secret message. I plan to use it for a treasure hunting contest. The password is "Fork over the treasure you idiot!"
Jack You have two cows. You trade them for magic beans. |
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:58 pm
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Cowbell
You have 2 cows, and a cowbell. You got to have more cowbell. |
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