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Super Slim · Eh, wot

Gir was walking down the street 1 day he saw a BLUEBERRY MUFFIN!

"MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!"

As he ran toward the muffin though he tripped on a pebble and crashed through the third story window of a nearby house.He rolled through a bedroom and into a closet, and with a large bang,well...lets just say...the three story house, became a 1 story house in less than 5 seconds. After the fire department left and the neighbors stopped screaming at their real estate agents, Gir had found that his sacred muffin had been kidnapped!So Gir set of on a journey, a journey to find the sacred muffin...

MALAK · Sync

OOC:Must we write in Novel Style? (If so, this is gonna be a pain -_-')

Tails Doll · Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:57 pm

MALAK · Sync

Super Slim · Eh, wot

MALAK · Sync

Novel form then.

MALAK was sitting on his couch at his house, eating a plate of SPAGHETTI! As he pondered about, he had heard a soft sound, and hurried outside to check. "OMG A BLUEBERRY MUFFIN!" He said. As he danced all about, he payed no attention to the fact that it was FILTHY. He quickly grabbed it and flew off to a quiet place, so he could enjoy his BLUEBERRY MUFFIN!

Tails Doll · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:17 pm

A somewhat tall, cloaked figure was then just seen, he probably wasn't of interest to Gir (Well, interest that anybody would care about, anyways) but a black, gloved left hand held a delicious, blueberry muffin. Even the suburban streets of planet Earth had food that was easy to get. The robed figure looked in both directions, even the blue planet wasn't safe from the horrid Irken race...Then he spotted Gir, rather unknown to him, a member of the powerful cult he hated so much, and received equal rage from...but he saw it as a green dog, though it had an odd color for Earth, Codename "Crunchy" has seen many things.

"Hmm, yet another victory for the Food Feeves...hey little guy, how about you celebrate my gain of this fine bakery product, you know, by barkin' or something." By now, Crunchy had a few odd looks from the few passing citizens in this horrible urban sprawl, but they passed on, they had lives.

MALAK · Sync

Meanwhile, MALAK devoured the Dirty Muffin. Not knowing there were more, he left to his house. Meanwhile, Dib was standing outside of his vicinity. "OMG! AN ALIEN!" Dib said, taking pictures. "THIS IS TH-" Dib was squashed by the Yellow Star, also breaking his camera. "That was a good muffin" said MALAK, as he ignored Dib, who was behind him. Suddenly, Dib attempted to pull MALAK with him. "YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!". This event startled MALAK. "What are you doing? Oh, what do I care?". MALAK threw the kid aside, and entered the house. Dib, outraged by what happened, ran back to his house for another camera.

Tails Doll · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:37 pm

Crunchy's strong hearing kicked in, there were invading forces and a figure that wanted to show him to a higher authority...The Irkens have found him? Crunchy then saw the solid city jungle, faded in a hot red sky...But that place was dangerous also, full of many humans...He could handle what was in the suburban streets, right?

MALAK · Sync

OOC:Hopefully, you noticed the Muffin I aquired was a Different one

IC:The idiotic kid ran back to his house, and toppled over his sister. "GAZ! GAZ! I FOUND AN ALIEN!!" The angry sister, wasted no time knocking him off of her. "NEVER do that AGAIN.". Dib quickly got. "YOU'VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME! I NEED BACKUP, PLEASE?!". "No" Gaz said swifty. She went back to her business. Dib saw he was on his own, and went for his camera. Meanwhile, MALAK was going to sleep, unaware the kid would come back.

Ampy · Champiness

((I think it's pretty obvious what's gonna happen to Ampy))

Ampy was wanderig the RP topic when he found something interesting.
"Hmm... a muffin RP? I think I'll check it out..."

He entered and found himself in a dreary city.
"Hmm... not exactly the setting I would've picked, but what are you gonna do?"

All of a sudden, he heard a rustling behind him.

"Osnap."

Tails Doll · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:31 pm

MALAK · Sync

Meanwhile, MALAK was walking to the store for more food. However, he spotted a Familiar Figure. He stared blankly, as it was the Food Bandit that had gained quite a little attention on Popstar, due to their amount of food. "Crunchy" MALAK said as he ran back to his house. "LAMAK! A FOOD BANDIT IS HERE!". LAMAK jumped up. "IF HE FINDS OUR HOUSE, HE COULD STEAL OUR STASH!". The two Kirbies procceded to their legendary stash, which was also what gave them their reputation. This stash had been growing since the Great Kirby Elders began a collection. MALAK was instructed to keep it safe, so MALAK moved to earth, where nobody would find him. All these foods had no expiration date, and were hard to find. The one to find all 300 Foods would be granted ultimate power. Only 5 Food Items remained. "LAMAK, we must guard this with our lives, lest it fall into the wrong hands" said MALAK, as he turned the house into a maze, and awaited any threat coming.

Tails Doll · Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:06 pm

"Hmm, it looks like you two mistaken me for my great great great great great great great grandfather Crispy, the greatest of all the Food Feeves, well, there was only him and the rest of us, but that doesn't matter, how about you get whatever snacks you have in your house and hand it to me, there are starving people who need that food so much more than you...And my Corn Gun agrees with me."

MALAK · Sync

"THE FOOD IS NOT TO BE EATEN!" said MALAK. "This food could bring the end of the universe if devoured! The Great Kirby Ancients entrusted us to guard it with our LIVES. If it's going with you" MALAK said with a glare, "You must destroy us first" said his brother, finishing up the sentence. The 2 Quickly got out their Weapons, and prepared to defend the stash.