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[Tails Doll]

"Very well then. When I am done with you two I will chew you both like the massive wads of Poop Chewing Gum you are. Hey, nobody cares that even I like tobacco.Crunchy wasn't even taking the two seriously, he even made a hand motion telling them to get the hell outta there , and find something to do in the grimy, ugly city, and let him do another act of heroism.

[MALAK]

MALAK, angered by the taunting, stood there, blockading the Food with his brother. "Brother, remember what the elders said. If he kills us and gets them, the universe would be in grave danger" LAMAK said. "I know" MALAK said. "Thats why we wont let this punk get what he wants". The 2 Kirbys awaited their fate, as they stared at this intimidating enemy.

[Tails Doll]

"Hey, I really don't know what you guys are talkin about, I'm just here to save the hungry people...Oh god, you two are for real."

Crunchy aimed his corn gun at LAMAK's forehead, he didn't feel much hesitation at shooti-*BANG BAM BAAM BANG BANM* "See? Look what happened."

[MALAK]

LAMAK quickly devoured the projectiles. "Did you make these?". The flavor was so sweet, he fainted of joy. "LAMAK! You..." MALAK said angerly as he took his hammer out. "I WON'T LET YOU TAKE THEM!". MALAK quickly charged and smashed Crunchy.

[Tails Doll]

Crunchy's limbs were now distorted and snapped into rather disturbing positions as soon as he was crushed, drool dripping from the hood of his cloak, his glowing red eyes changed from a shocked and pained position, to closing, to opening, with rage. "Ooooh, I hate you so much...Raghahghgh"

[MALAK]

MALAK took this quite sudden. "Have you had enough?". He quickly prepared for the creature's next move, preparing to smash him again if neccesary.

[Tails Doll]

"Ohh, I swear for the name of ALL food, your food will be for the needy, and you will regret the day you set your foot on this poor planet and dare do your crimes."

[MALAK]

"It seems you do not see my position. This food is not to be devoured. These foods, are like a key. Gather them together, and the universe will prosper. You could say it will be a Food Shower. Every starving person will finally have a chance to taste something good..." He said that last sentence with a tear, remembering his past. "However, eating one of them will result in everything edible to dissapear, making the universe die. Would you like that to happen?". That last sentence stopped his tearing. "Believe me, I have the same goals as you. BUT YOU WILL NOT TAKE THESE! JUST 5 LEFT, AND THE UNIVERSE MAY BE PEACEFUL! Do you understand, or will you still destroy me and take them?". With that said, he awaited a response.

[Tails Doll]

"Ughh, this is the pain I go through to get a blueberry muffin...Aww, forget this, who cares about a few dumb relics of power, I want my muffin."

Crunchy then was standing perfectly tall again, with his corn gun in his right black gloved hand, and a tasty blueberry muffin in his left.

"Try and get me now, dookie balls!"

Crunchy ran in the suburban streets to the nearby cluster of tall buildings known as the downtown area, kicking a parked away, causing a pretty shrill alarm to ring, and of course, not making anybody give a shit, except for whoever owned that car...

[Super Slim]

Far far away in the main streets of the big city, Gir had no clue what was going on.He was rolling around on the street screaming in a very high, shrill voice,"I WANT MY MUFFIN!!!".After a little while he had made the biggest traffic jam in history.Everyone in the city died."YAY!ZIM GUNA BE SO HAPPY!"yelled Gir.Then, in the distance, he saw the light, he saw...the muffin..."OOOOOOOOooooooooooo"said Gir.He heard a voice, a wonderful voice,"run...run towards the sacred muffin..." Gir was over powered.He ran, ran towards the muffin,"come! come! COME! I'VE GOT YOU NOW!".........Something grabbed Gir,"NOOOOO MUUUUFIIIIN!!!!!!"


Everything went black...he heard a thump...the muffin was gone...



It was all a trap.