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Lord Bob
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This is a story slightly based on a true occurence. Really it is. I got attacked by a cup this night.
Prologue
Jerry was an innocent man. He never did anything wrong. It was an ordinary day, he was tending to his garden, and then he heard the clinking in his kitchen. He went inside slowly, and opened the kitchen door when the cups attacked him! They were vicious, merciless! Jerry never had a chance. It was the start... OF THE CUPOCALYPSE!
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Kero Neko
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| Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:03 pm
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o.O. are you crazy?......don't answer that. Is that it?
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Medikoopa
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Joined: 08 Sep 2007
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*laughs*
That's arguably not as bad as the time I got attacked by my umbrella.
It thought it was Perry and tried to eat me! After flapping around like mad, of course. |
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I AM TAYL
Mona
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:59 pm
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| Lord Bob wrote: | This is a story slightly based on a true occurence. Really it is. I got attacked by a cup this night.
Prologue
Jerry was an innocent man. He never did anything wrong. It was an ordinary day, he was tending to his garden, and then he heard the clinking in his kitchen. He went inside slowly, and opened the kitchen door when the cups attacked him! They were vicious, merciless! Jerry never had a chance. It was the start... OF THE CUPOCALYPSE! |
It's full of ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTIONS! and MONEY! |
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Plastic Mario
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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#1 New York Times bestseller in the making. I can feel it. |
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Ruki Motomiya
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Joined: 18 May 2007
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HP: 96 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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Truly epic. |
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Paper Luigi
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Joined: 09 May 2007
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| Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:14 am
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Next chapter pl0x. |
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Lord Bob
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I haven't even really started it. That was just the prologue. I'll make up chapter one as I go...
Chapter 1: Things get suspicious
It was a perfectly oridnary day. Except for the fact that Jerry was missing from the city Gardening club meeting. "He's never late," said Miss Flowria. "It's not like Jerry to be late. He's always the first here." "Maybe he got sick," said Bob. "No, no, no. Jerry has never been sick in his life. He grows special herbs in his garden that keep him from getting sick. I haven't been sick ever since he gave me his special herbs," said Herb, Jerry's best friend. "Then what could have happend?" Asked Miss Flowria. "I'll tell ya what 'appened," said the town crackpot, Jack McShoolz, or "Crazy Jack," as most everyone called him. "He got attacked by the cups. I always knew it was coming. They tried to get me this morning. Luckily, I was prepared, and smashed 'em all to bits!" "No one believes you, Jack, so give it a rest." Said Herb. "Don't say I didn't warn yeh." Replied Jack, as he left. "So what should we do?" asked Miss Flowria. "Without the president, there's nothing we can do. Let's just go home." said Bob. A grave mistake. They would have had better chances back at the community center, for Jack was right. Waiting at home, all their cups were waiting... Waiting for them to get home so they could takeover! For the cups would not stop until every human on Earth was obliderated! In England, the people were falling fast. RIGHT AROUND TEA TIME. For it was truly... THE CUPOCALYPSE! |
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Shadow Kingdom
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:31 pm
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 my cups have never attacked me. maybe they drowned. but this is epic! moar plx! |
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Lord Bob
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Jerry is such a pansy, with his gardening. Now cooking, THAT'S where things are manly. It takes a real man among men to bake a batch of snickerdoodles. *timer dings* OOH! MY SNICKERDOODLES ARE READY! |
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Shadow Kingdom
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lol
im pretty sure my cups drowned, they havent attacked yet. |
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Lord Bob
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Imma gonna add chapter 2 today. I hope. DON'T LET ME FORGET, OK?! |
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Lord Bob
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:51 pm
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SUPAH SPECIAL AWESOME BUMP! |
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Kero Neko
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:56 pm
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BUMP FULL OF ROMANCE, THRILLS, EMOTION, and MONEY, which is what this story is made of! |
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Ruki Motomiya
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Joined: 18 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:11 am
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*Chokes my cups with tea* |
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