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[The Chaos Heart]

Story: It's a peacful day in Dimension D. Dimentio is in his house, having a spot of tea. He then gently sets the tea cup on the plate, and floats out of the house. He then turns around, and esplodes the house, seeing as it was not his home. He then laughs.

Dimentio: Ah ha ha...I laugh at whoevers pathetic excuse for a house that was! Well, now to go and plot a new master plan.

And so that is what he did. But little did he realize...THE HOUSE BELONGED TO THE BEARSTEIN BEARS!

Papa Bear: WHO BROKED MEI HOUSES!

Mama Bear: I'm sure it was that little girl...what's her namje...err...Goldeylocks! LET'S TAKE REVENGE!

So the Bearstein Bears let to brutally slaughter Goldeylocks.

Meanwhile...

Dimentio: LAAA LA LAA LA LAAAAAAA, SKIPPIN THROUGH THE FOREST! I'M SO HAPPY! IMA GONNA GO EAT SOME CAK--

At that exaxt moment Dimentio was shot and killed.

THE END





...no not really.


Meanwhile...

In the dimension of STFU FOO, I ain't gonna tell you, Lord Blumiere and Timpani sat on a hill together. Lord Blumiere, now in his true form, was cuddleing with Timpani lovingl.

Count Bleck: I love you Timpani.

Timpani: I love you, dearest count, my Blumiere.

At that exact moment, a light shone done from the heavens, and spoke to Blumiere.

Voice: Blumiere, I am voice. You must head my advice. Asume the idenity of Count Bleck once more, and avenge the death of Dimentio.

Blumiere: Wait, who are you? More importantly, why would I do such a thing? He tried to kill everyone, remember?

Voice: Yes but, he is the master of dimensions. Without him, all worlds will begin to crumble. Plus, my mother was a Dimentio fan, and she's beating me with a frying pan and not coking any food until he is avenged...SO GO FORTH! I will give you a gift to aid you in your journey.

Floating down from heaven, The Chaos Heart in all it's splendor came to Blumiere.

TCH: Hya! How's it goin with the whole, world destructin thing?

Blumiere/Timpani: ...WTF!!!!!

Voice: Go now, and make haste. Already his followers are growing...

Mama Voice: CHIP! Get in here and let me beat you NOW!

Voice: *sigh* Gotta go. COMINMOM!

TCH: And to think all this time I thought he was a powerful and wise being...but he was only a child.

Mama Voice: Oh he's no child. He's 63.

And so a new adventure began! A quest to find and destroy the murderer of Dimenterdo! I mean Dimentio! Will you succeed, or will you fail?

The mission: you must set out on an adventure to avenge the killer of Dimentio!

Characters: NOT DIMENTIO! *he's dead foo*

Count Bleck *Zelnor*
The Chaos Heart *me*
Timpani *Francine*
Nastasia
O' Chunks
Mimi
Mario
The main Bad guy *also me*

and whoever else feels like joining. This is my first time doing something liek this sooo Ima gonna give it a shot. I know the story sucks...DEAL WITH IT! Now, BEGIN!

[Zelnor]

I will join as... GRAF KNICKWITZ ! Count Blecks good.. evil counterpart from another Dimension, throws together by Dimentio from spare dimension streams... Which included a german stream.

(BTW, I thought it'd end like that one fanfic. Here's the full chapoter 10 :

Rocks fell.
All died.

Huh ?)

BTW, why the hell was Dimentio behaving like an add child on crack being trapped in a fairytale ? Maybe there's greater evil trpping people in storied until all dimensions are a giant fairytrale world ! (THE CHAOS ! THE UNIMAGINABLE HORROR ! MARIO, MAKING GLOD OUT OF STRAW ! (The good fairy had [problems with the ortogrphy... Good, a small dwarf, was very, very angry when an unresistable force started teleporting him to a far away kingdom and multiplying him... [okay, so I stole that idea from terry pratchett. so what ? Hias novels are awesome, his ideas are awesome, and digibutters awesomeness deserves awesome ideas.])

[The Chaos Heart]

Then let's set out!

So a new adventure begins, With Count Bleck, and The Chaos Heart. But two is still not enough to fight the evil forces that killed Dimentio. Who would do such a thing, and so they set forth to...NASTASIAS ACCOUNTANCE OFFICE IN TOKYO, JAPAN!

Meanwhile...

A strange man, garbed in a black cloke, slowly walked up to an alter. The room was dark, with only a few candles lit, surrounding the alter. Behind it, two eyes opened. They gleamed a glowish red, *like Count Bleck's eye* and shown nothing but hatred and dispare.

"The plans have been set in motion, my liege."

"Excellent...soon, without the master od dimentions, all worlds will fall into oblivion. Then, I will be free to create my own world...a perfect world...MOO FWAR FWAR FWAR FWAR FWAR!!!!!!"

"Nya ha ha...yessss...soon..."

We shall leave these two strangers to their busness, for it is clearly irrelavent to the plot. Count Bleck spoke first...

[Francine]

OOC: I claim Timpani.

"Let's go! This place was so boooooooring anyway." Timpani went and chased the Chaos Heart, trying to pull Blumiere along.

[MALAK]

Can I be Mario? PLEASE?

[Zelnor]

But quite suddendly, before Timpani, a white line appered, and with that nifty little whooshing sound, Graf Knickwitz flipped in.

"Heh heh heh... KNICKEDIKNACK !"

[Francine]

"Hey, you look familiar," Timpani wondered. She thought for a moment and realized who floated before her. "Count Bleck? What's with the weird 'KNICKEDIKNACK' thing?"

[Zelnor]

"Who is this Count Bleck you speak of - asks Graf Knickwitz.", the Graf replied. But then hiz gaze changed. "Beloved Timpani... is it you or are my eyes deceiving me ? After all these years, after countless worlds I searched you in... may it be that I finally found you ?"

[Francine]

"Uh... Blumiere, I think you need to talk to this guy. He seems to be your past self, but he's got an accent." She pushed Blumiere in front of Graf Knickwitz.

OOC: This doesn't seem like the most serious RP, so Timpani's totally different from herself, like how she acts in Fusion.

[MALAK]

[Zelnor]

"TIMPANI ! MY LOVE ! WHY DO YOE FEAR ME ? It is I, your dear Blumiere... Wait, why the hell am I standing in front of you and here ? Uh... wait, what the Void ?"

[The Chaos Heart]

Hya! Hows it goin?

[Zelnor]

"Oh, it's you, Chaos...", Knickwitz said, sobbing. "You know, you're... my only friend... I wish someone would just hold me... Let's go kill stuff, kay ?"

[Crappy Shifty Luigi]

I claim.... BOWSER!!!!!!!!!!!

[MALAK]