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Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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 Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:14 pm
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Specs: Noone gives a damn. Who cares which one is 'technologically superior'? The only thing that matters is whether or not companies make good use out of it.
Games: This is the only thing that matters about Video Game Consoles: VIDEO GAMES. Noone gives a damn about watching movies on it, that's what $20 can get you: A DVD PLAYER. I don't care about HD-DVD/Blu-ray, because by the time either one becomes standard, I'll be able to get one for about $100-150.
Graphics: Sure, they help the game immerse you, but what happens when you spend 90% of the development advancing the graphics? Exactly.
Marketing: Well, all games have their commercials, some of them good, some of them bad. Of course, there are worse forms of marketing, like a certain site I won't mention.
Fanboys: They all suck. Noone gives a shit about their biased opinions. They only exist to try and glorify a false image that has been faceraping their mind. Prime examples are the people who made this site.
Who wins? Who gives a shit! Each console gets its own good games, I personally don't gave a damn about what consoles get what games. Mhat matters(to me) is that the consoles I enjoy get the games I want to play.
And that's what really grinds my gears. Goodnight. |
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Flavio Twitch Boobs
Super Hario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:17 pm
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| Biased Retarded Fanboy wrote: | I just pissed on my XBox 360
A good ole drunken piss, right on the XBOX 360 and into its vent holes on the side.
Came out pretty clear, smelled only a little bit of the alcohol that went through my digestive track.
It was probably the best piss I’ve ever had. I’m not sure if my XBOX 360 is still functional, although I’m not too concerned. It felt good to put it in its place… My Playstation 3 would never be bathed in urine, perhaps it would be worthy of a fine bath of a $500 bottle of wine upon its retirement, but as of right now no such bath is needed.
With Gears of War and Bioshock completed, I feel as if my XBOX 360 has little use to it. *Yawn* another game involving a space marine or some soldier with a huge gun. Shadow of Rome was a PS2 exclusive, remember that. I’m open minded, therefore XBOX 360’s upcoming catalog of titles seems rather unintoxicating to me.
I’m not sure if my XBOX 360 will work tomorrow, nor do I really care. I’m sure I could rub it down with some alcohol and sell it to some **** down the street for no less than $300 (Premium Pack) and spend the earnings on a few good Blu Ray titles or PS3 game pre orders if misfortune is to dance with my XBOX 360.
If I wake up tomorrow and find that it does not work, perhaps I’ll open up the XBOX 360’s case and leave a bit of fecal matter on the inside to stink up the future owner’s living quarters. That’d be a good one. I’ll make sure to head to Rite Aid across the street and pick up some fiber supplements to make sure I have a good bowel movement worthy of placing inside of the 360’s case. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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| Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:21 pm
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Actually, I found this part funnier:
| SDF wrote: | [Picture advertising Mountain Dew Game Fuel]
I think this picture says it all… Why even bother with content? They might as well redirect their site to Halo3.com. The scary part is this is but one of many ad-covered sites that will release their reviews of Halo 3 in the next coming weeks. I urge everyone to keep their eye on SDF for our unbiased review of Halo 3 which will be posted near the Halo 3 launch. |
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