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Typhoon
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 Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:13 pm
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More loss of hope in humanity..
http://www.dailyramblings.com/ramblings/702.php
LA CROSSE, WI -- Local resident Paul Ryan was arrested Sunday morning for allegedly raping panda bears. Ryan, age 25, was found sleeping in the zoo's "Panda Island", naked from the waist down. His pants were crumpled in a corner.
Oh right, sorry, its a bit sexual in the story so...
How I found this, I'll tell you...
| Quote: | rawrskey says (2:04 PM):
I google searched panda
one of the results was
rawrskey says (2:05 PM):
"HUMAN SEMEN FOUND IN FEMALE PANDA"
I click
it's a news article
saying a man was arrested |
I wanted to know so I searched google |
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lolz
Shrowser
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:19 pm
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Mmmm.... That's rather..uh... strange?
Who rapes a freakin' panda??? |
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Typhoon
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:21 pm
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...I'm starting to think its fake, after reading it through again |
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TooManyToasters
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:29 pm
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"Don't ejaculate in my eye and tell me it's snowing," said Dinglewein. "Do you think the average man can bust goo six times in an hour? The amount of residue on the pandas was tremendous! It was like they were bathing in semen! Say what you will about my client's enormous penis, but he's just like any other man. He performs once, rolls over, passes gas, and immediately falls asleep. There are dozens of women from this area who will testify to this."
Yep, it's fake. |
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lolz
Shrowser
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:30 pm
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Oh man... I mean, uh... HOORAY! |
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Sync
MALAK
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:38 pm
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WTF? Freak 0_o |
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Typhoon
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:01 pm
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| Rasto wrote: | "Don't ejaculate in my eye and tell me it's snowing," said Dinglewein. "Do you think the average man can bust goo six times in an hour? The amount of residue on the pandas was tremendous! It was like they were bathing in semen! Say what you will about my client's enormous penis, but he's just like any other man. He performs once, rolls over, passes gas, and immediately falls asleep. There are dozens of women from this area who will testify to this."
Yep, it's fake. |
Oh god that was the best part ever |
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Para
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:13 pm
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v.v Nice. |
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Flavio
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:16 pm
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WHY DO YOU STUTTERING PEACOCKS THINK THIS IS FUNNY! Flavio just wanted to play with a Panda, Flavio thought it would be fun. |
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OH GOD
Manpersonguything
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:28 pm
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Yes. flavio is twisted, but you must all just deal with flavio. |
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Flavio Twitch Boobs
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| Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:37 pm
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THIS IS NO WAY TO *crag* A PANDA
NO SPERM
NO *crag*
NO PANDA
FINAL DESTINATION |
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