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abdcefg
Mama Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 16313
HP: 5 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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Part 1:
The wind was particularly cold that night. Francis was walking home in the wind, when he tripped on a strange basket. In it- was an egg. Francis picked it up and licked it. He put it in his arms and made it warm. He put it in his mouth and walked home. While walking he tripped on another basket. Then another. He had so many eggs that he ate them all. Then- the Ninjas attacked. They cut open Francis and made the eggs spill all over the place. Francis was now dead. The Ninjas picked up the eggs they could see. They didnt notice a hidden one. The easter bunny beamed out of a flying spaceship. The easter bunny picked up a picture of Santa clause- and threw it onto the floor, shattering it. The Ninjas beamed up into the spaceship while the Easter bunny got some Chilly out of his pocket and ate it. |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 12201
HP: 80 MP: 0 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:28 pm
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FREAKIN AWESOME! |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:29 pm
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This story got more and more crazy. |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:30 pm
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Epic. OVER 9000/10. |
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abdcefg
Mama Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 16313
HP: 5 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:49 pm
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Part 2:
The Easter Bunny finished his Chilli and went back onto the ship. They flew away, and the egg was hatching! Out popped a franis. A little girl came wanderign by, only to see this strange creature. Then. It attacked. Yes, a giant monster that looked much like your mother. And it is your mother. This monster swiped at the little girl and ate her cuz she was hungry. Then she said yum. She got out a napkin and cleaned up her face then she saw the Franis your mother tried to eat it butt before that could happen Maiq the lair came out of nowhere and beat up yo mom then hes all come wit me yo then Franis is all k. |
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Plastic Mario
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:50 pm
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER! |
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Super ShadowArticuno
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 29080
HP: 99 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:56 pm
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"BEST THING EVER!" -Simon Cowel |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 12201
HP: 80 MP: 0 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:59 pm
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TRULY INSPIRING! - me, when i saw a lego stapler, right next to a huge, awesome, build called "the power of many" |
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Para
Joined: 19 Jun 2007
Posts: 7631
HP: 99 MP: 6 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:11 pm
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Winsauce+filler |
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Richest user. :D
Super Ultimario
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 5704
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 6
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:23 pm
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Oh my god this is awesome. |
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abdcefg
Mama Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 16313
HP: 5 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:50 pm
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Part 3:
Franis is all partyin at Maiqs pad. then- the power goes out. Maiq is allergic to darkness- he turns into a giant werewolf when exposed to darkness. Franis poked Maiq cause he wanted to- and Maiq growled at Franis. Franis ran out of the door with Maiq running after him, hungry. Franis then saw Plastic Mario. He hides behind him, and Plastic Mario gets into an epic battle with Maiq the werewolf! As they were fighting, Franis ran away, only to see the remains- of Francis. He cried as he saw Francis's organs all over the place. Franis tripped and accidentaly shoved one up his mouth- he chewed it, then ate it all. He was very hungry.
Franis ate his father. |
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Plastic Mario
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:58 pm
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OH, THE HUMANITY!
Keep it comin. |
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Kero Neko
Greenlight
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
Posts: 5437
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:22 pm
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OM NOM NOM. Moa please. |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 12201
HP: 80 MP: 0 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:11 pm
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OMG FRANCIS DIED TWICE! |
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Simsmagic
Aggrieved
Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:14 pm
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Anti-Simsmagic plx. |
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