Boss: Ok, we are here to discuss the quartly earnings so far. You can see that our numbers are down. Employee: It sank. Employee2: Epic phail! Boss: Yes, yes they are sinking but I dont think we have failed just yet. So are there any suggestions as to what can be improved? Employee: Get rid of it! It will bring us to our doom! Employee2: Keep it and make them free! Boss: *sigh*, well can you expound on your reasonings? Employee: Just make me a boss! I deserve it! Employee2: no you dont, you flaming n00b! Boss: Come on now, no fighting or I'll fire you both. Employee: Boss fire me please. Employee: Boss dun fire me please. Boss: Um... ok, well are there any updates on your progress? Employee: I am leaving this company, I cant stand it anymore. Employee2: Who are you? Employee: Ok Im back! Boss: Greaaat. Oh, here is our newest team member, Employee3. Employee3: Hi I'm Employee3! Employee2: hi my name is Employee2 welcome to the insanity Employee3: I'm Employee4 now. Boss: Wait, I thought you were just Employee3, now you are Employee4? Employee5: Employee4? That was a minute ago, I'm Employee5 now. Employee: You need to act in character or this company is doomed! Employee666: Hi guys, I'm new. Boss: Welcome new employee! Please introduce yourself to the others. Employee666: SPAM! SPAM! SHOCK IMAGE! FLOOOOOOOOOOOOD! WHERE IS SLICK!?! Employee: inb4banhammer Boss: You are fired! Geeesh, where do they find these guys? Employee: GRARRRRRRRRRRRRR! Lizard Lip do something! Boss: Um, thats why I'm holding this meeting. Lizard-Lip? Employee2: GET AN AVATAR! Boss: My badge is right here. Employee: I wanna hug it! Employee2: Imma eech u! Boss: Ok settle down now, I think this meeting is over. Employee: OBJECTION! Boss: Fine, state your objection Employee: Watch this video for my objection Boss: Ok.. Employee: You got Rick-Rolled! Employee2: Epic Win! Boss: Thats it! im going home. We'll finish this meeting some other time. Employee: no u blahblahstupidpostlimitblahblah
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I mostly never use NetSpeak in Real Life. I'd sound like a total retard and be humiliated or at least looked at strangely. Also, that shows that civilisation would crumble if anyone would be like hat in RL... THAT PROVES MY COMPLAINS !
Lol, somebody should make a Digibutter version of that. XD
Boss: Ok, we are here to discuss the quartly earnings so far. You can see that our numbers are down. Employee: It sank. Employee2: Epic phail! Boss: Yes, yes they are sinking but I dont think we have failed just yet. So are there any suggestions as to what can be improved? Employee: Get rid of it! It will bring us to our doom! Employee2: Keep it and make them free! Boss: *sigh*, well can you expound on your reasonings? Employee: Just make me a boss! I deserve it! Employee2: no you dont, you flaming n00b! Boss: Come on now, no fighting or I'll fire you both. Employee: Boss fire me please. Employee: Boss dun fire me please. Boss: Um... ok, well are there any updates on your progress? Employee: I am leaving this company, I cant stand it anymore. Employee2: Who are you? Employee: Ok Im back! Boss: Greaaat. Oh, here is our newest team member, Employee3. Employee3: Hi I'm Employee3! Employee2: hi my name is Employee2 welcome to the insanity Employee3: I'm Employee4 now. Boss: Wait, I thought you were just Employee3, now you are Employee4? Employee5: Employee4? That was a minute ago, I'm Employee5 now. Employee: You need to act in character or this company is doomed! Employee666: Hi guys, I'm new. Boss: Welcome new employee! Please introduce yourself to the others. Employee666: SPAM! SPAM! SHOCK IMAGE! FLOOOOOOOOOOOOD! WHERE IS SLICK!?! Employee: inb4banhammer Boss: You are fired! Geeesh, where do they find these guys? Employee: GRARRRRRRRRRRRRR! Lizard Lip do something! Boss: Um, thats why I'm holding this meeting. Lizard-Lip? Employee2: GET AN AVATAR! Boss: My badge is right here. Employee: I wanna hug it! Employee2: Imma eech u! Boss: Ok settle down now, I think this meeting is over. Employee: OBJECTION! Boss: Fine, state your objection Employee: Watch this video for my objection Boss: Ok.. Employee: You got Rick-Rolled! Employee2: Epic Win! Boss: Thats it! im going home. We'll finish this meeting some other time. Employee: no u blahblahstupidpostlimitblahblah
Lol, somebody should make a Digibutter version of that. XD
Boss: Ok, we are here to discuss the quartly earnings so far. You can see that our numbers are down. Employee: It sank. Employee2: Epic phail! Boss: Yes, yes they are sinking but I dont think we have failed just yet. So are there any suggestions as to what can be improved? Employee: Get rid of it! It will bring us to our doom! Employee2: Keep it and make them free! Boss: *sigh*, well can you expound on your reasonings? Employee: Just make me a boss! I deserve it! Employee2: no you dont, you flaming n00b! Boss: Come on now, no fighting or I'll fire you both. Employee: Boss fire me please. Employee: Boss dun fire me please. Boss: Um... ok, well are there any updates on your progress? Employee: I am leaving this company, I cant stand it anymore. Employee2: Who are you? Employee: Ok Im back! Boss: Greaaat. Oh, here is our newest team member, Employee3. Employee3: Hi I'm Employee3! Employee2: hi my name is Employee2 welcome to the insanity Employee3: I'm Employee4 now. Boss: Wait, I thought you were just Employee3, now you are Employee4? Employee5: Employee4? That was a minute ago, I'm Employee5 now. Employee: You need to act in character or this company is doomed! Employee666: Hi guys, I'm new. Boss: Welcome new employee! Please introduce yourself to the others. Employee666: SPAM! SPAM! SHOCK IMAGE! FLOOOOOOOOOOOOD! WHERE IS SLICK!?! Employee: inb4banhammer Boss: You are fired! Geeesh, where do they find these guys? Employee: GRARRRRRRRRRRRRR! Lizard Lip do something! Boss: Um, thats why I'm holding this meeting. Lizard-Lip? Employee2: GET AN AVATAR! Boss: My badge is right here. Employee: I wanna hug it! Employee2: Imma eech u! Boss: Ok settle down now, I think this meeting is over. Employee: OBJECTION! Boss: Fine, state your objection Employee: Watch this video for my objection Boss: Ok.. Employee: You got Rick-Rolled! Employee2: Epic Win! Boss: Thats it! im going home. We'll finish this meeting some other time. Employee: no u blahblahstupidpostlimitblahblah
Lol, somebody should make a Digibutter version of that. XD
Boss: Ok, we are here to discuss the quartly earnings so far. You can see that our numbers are down. Employee: It sank. Employee2: Epic phail! Boss: Yes, yes they are sinking but I dont think we have failed just yet. So are there any suggestions as to what can be improved? Employee: Get rid of it! It will bring us to our doom! Employee2: Keep it and make them free! Boss: *sigh*, well can you expound on your reasonings? Employee: Just make me a boss! I deserve it! Employee2: no you dont, you flaming n00b! Boss: Come on now, no fighting or I'll fire you both. Employee: Boss fire me please. Employee: Boss dun fire me please. Boss: Um... ok, well are there any updates on your progress? Employee: I am leaving this company, I cant stand it anymore. Employee2: Who are you? Employee: Ok Im back! Boss: Greaaat. Oh, here is our newest team member, Employee3. Employee3: Hi I'm Employee3! Employee2: hi my name is Employee2 welcome to the insanity Employee3: I'm Employee4 now. Boss: Wait, I thought you were just Employee3, now you are Employee4? Employee5: Employee4? That was a minute ago, I'm Employee5 now. Employee: You need to act in character or this company is doomed! Employee666: Hi guys, I'm new. Boss: Welcome new employee! Please introduce yourself to the others. Employee666: SPAM! SPAM! SHOCK IMAGE! FLOOOOOOOOOOOOD! WHERE IS SLICK!?! Employee: inb4banhammer Boss: You are fired! Geeesh, where do they find these guys? Employee: GRARRRRRRRRRRRRR! Lizard Lip do something! Boss: Um, thats why I'm holding this meeting. Lizard-Lip? Employee2: GET AN AVATAR! Boss: My badge is right here. Employee: I wanna hug it! Employee2: Imma eech u! Boss: Ok settle down now, I think this meeting is over. Employee: OBJECTION! Boss: Fine, state your objection Employee: Watch this video for my objection Boss: Ok.. Employee: You got Rick-Rolled! Employee2: Epic Win! Boss: Thats it! im going home. We'll finish this meeting some other time. Employee: no u blahblahstupidpostlimitblahblah
YOU WIN THE INTERNET! Imma make you one right now.
