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It's Hi-Technicaaal!
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The book
Light Prognosticus
Vampire
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 3973
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 2
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Yeah! And it starts on my birthday! 5 September! |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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Super Mario Bros. 2
October 27, 1998
For some reason whenever I tried to call Wart, he wouldn't pick up... And when I knocked on his door, he wasn't in...
Sept. 2, 1998
Today, Wart came in as a ghost and said that Mario killed him in the dream-world called "Subcon." He offered to give me seven newborn orphans in exchange for a swear of alliance to him from my Boos. Those children were the MEANEST, RUDEST, UGLIEST children I had ever seen!
...They were simply perfect! How could I possibly say "no" to this awesome deal?
Apparently, Wart's still gonna live in his castle, but he's thinking of moving it to Boo Woods in ten years when there are less people living there. He likes the lack of light or somethin'. |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:09 pm
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cant wait for the super mario bros 3 part |
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Kero Neko
Greenlight
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:54 pm
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So that's how the koopa kids came into your life. Congradulations, I guess.... |
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He's that guy.
Merlink
Joined: 16 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:25 pm
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you know, it's not very MANLY to have a diary... |
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cool
Lord Bob
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Joined: 05 May 2007
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HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:26 pm
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| Merlink wrote: | | you know, it's not very MANLY to have a diary... |
QFT.
A post with less than 10 characters probably is spam. Yours has 4. |
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Kero Neko
Greenlight
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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There is proof that he had one though. *points to Paper Mario, Peach's castle, bowser's room, the diary peach read. |
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The Transfigured Buizel
Champiness
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | Super Mario Bros. 2
October 27, 1998
For some reason whenever I tried to call Wart, he wouldn't pick up... And when I knocked on his door, he wasn't in...
Sept. 2, 1998
Today, Wart came in as a ghost and said that Mario killed him in the dream-world called "Subcon." He offered to give me seven newborn orphans in exchange for a swear of alliance to him from my Boos. Those children were the MEANEST, RUDEST, UGLIEST children I had ever seen!
...They were simply perfect! How could I possibly say "no" to this awesome deal?
Apparently, Wart's still gonna live in his castle, but he's thinking of moving it to Boo Woods in ten years when there are less people living there. He likes the lack of light or somethin'. |
I always wondered about that... I wonder who the real dad was? |
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THIS HAS A CHARACTER LIMI
Super Black Twilight
Joined: 28 Jun 2007
Posts: 1999
HP: 99 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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Wow...Thats all I can sa- wait a sec', I forgot somethin'! The complete message:
Wow, YOU PHAIL AT LIFE, MR. ALWAYSHASHISPLANSFOILEDBYTHATPLUMBERTHATSHOULDDIEMARIO! |
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IS NAO GONE
luigifan360
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Posts: 1212
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:11 pm
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That's not bad. |
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Wacko McGoose
Launching Star
Jailed
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:11 pm
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Bowser, your diary is awesome sauce. And the fact that you're actually sharing it with the Digibutter community is hi-technical with a Saffron Galactic Meal and a Sky Juice for dessert. Keep writing! |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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Super Mario Bros. 3
September 30, 1988
So the children have grown a bit (A lot), and they've learned to be just as awesome as I am! With Ludwig's help, we've plotted a scheme to steal the magic wands which-happen-to-be-the-strongest-wands-in-the-universe of the kings of the Lands! Mario'll never beat us with a great plan like this, and best of all, we'll become very, VERY powerful!
October 7, 1988
Lemmy says that after we pass the Mushroom Retainer, we're to go and turn the kings into something stupid! That boy's a genius!
October 8, 1988
Iggy helped a bit and made us some Airships for us to run off to after gettin' them wands. We've positioned cannons and flame-throwers on the boat, so if Mario or Luigi gets on it, they'll get hurt! This way, nobody'll DARE come to get 'em back from us!
October 9, 1998
Morton wants me to grow hair! I'll go and do that!
October 10, 1988
Instead of standing on a bridge which might by some chance have an axe that I never see because I spend too much time writing in my diary, Roy's created some very hard bricks for me to stomp on, so if I make a big-enough hole, Mario might fall in!
October 11, 1988
Wendy has kindly given me her allowance to pay Boom Boom to take down those two pathetic plumbers in the fortresses we'll make for him across the Lands! Her cash was also paid to the wandering Koopa Bros.!
October 15, 1988
Could this plan get any better? Larry added to our plan with the addition that we're gonna kidnap Peach after taking over all the lands other than Dark Land, which I shall rule! Soon, all of the Lands shall be ruled by the [awesome] Koopa family!
October 16, 1988
Grass Land's been taken over by Larry!
October 16, 1988 (Five minutes later)
Darn, Mario beat the poor child up! That cheater! Why doesn't he pick on someone his own size for once? Oh well, we still have seven lands left!
October 17, 1988
Morton Jr. has pushed away the Toad and has the royal staff of Desert Land!
October 17, 1988 (Five minutes later)
I can't believe it! Those Mario Bros. came back again! What do we hafta do to get 'em off our tail?
October 18, 1988
Wendy's got Water Land's magic sceptor! The only way Maronic-io could possibly get it back is if he hurts ladies, and being the goody-goody he is, he'd never do that!
October 18, 1988 (Ten minutes later)
...Dang! Mario's HECKA jacked-up, dude!
October 19, 1988
Giant Land is ours due to Iggy's cunning-ness! I just hope Mario and Luigi don't-
October 19, 1988 (Half a second later)
...Well you coulda at least let me FINISH WHAT I WAS SAYING MARIO, YOU BIG, FAT, BLOATED, MORONIC, UGLY, IDIOTIC, EMO, STUPID JERK!!!
October 20, 1988
I have no doubt that Roy'll pummel those Mario's to the ground!
October 20, 1988 (Five minutes later)
Galloping Goombas, he did! All hail Roy, the best child I ever did have in the wor-
October 20, 1988 (Half a second later)
...Mario cheated again! It should be against the rules to use 1-Up Mushrooms!
October 21, 1988
Well, Lemmy's got Ice Land... Then again, Mario'll just come and take it back, right?
October 21, 1988 (Five minutes later)
How could my reverse-physcology not work?
October 22, 1988
Go Ludwig!
October 22, 1988 (Five minutes later)
Boo Mario!
October 23, 1988
Okay... I just needa lie down a bit... I'm gonna kidnap Peach and I'll sit on Mario and use his head as a whoopie cushion... Well, here I go!
October 23, 1988 (Five minutes later)
Ya, you go and run Mario! Peach is mine and you ain't gonna get her back! I'll just spit fire at you and stomp! There's no escape!
October 23, 1988 (One minute later)
Maybe I should have thought about how a bottomless pit could harm MYSELF before I used this part of the plan! Next time Mario, I'll be the winner of this game!
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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EPIC! i cant wait for the super mario world part! |
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IS NAO GONE
luigifan360
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
Posts: 1212
HP: 10 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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Yayz! SMW! |
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i am the sandwich
Vid Inferno
Vampire
Joined: 02 Sep 2007
Posts: 6863
HP: 73 MP: 0 Lives: 7
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That. Was. AWESOME. You are great at this. The Roy part stood out and was really funny. "Mario lost!" O_O What? "Mario 1-uped and won!" lol
Yay for SMW. |
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