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Fancy Wario
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Flavio Twitch Boobs
Super Hario
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That is the worst review in the history of mankind. |
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Jr. Troopa
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That review was probably one of the worst that I have read. Why compare it to Bioshock? The possibilities are endless and finding fault by fault but I'll let the people who haven't read it, read it. |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
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That is the most idiotic bit of text I've ever seen.
And trust me, I've been in Digibutter since May. |
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Cid
Lord Krump
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That was terrible. TERRIBLE. While reading it, I was wondering wether this was some dumb joke or not... |
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Shadow Kingdom
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Burning
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that is not how you do a review saying the game is good!
No Complaints
No Completely revealing another games storyline
Final Destination!
seriously, that was the worst review ever |
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See?
Popple
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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You think this is bad? You don't read enough reviews... |
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Kefka
Joined: 10 May 2007
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Hah! He talked more about Bioshock than he talked about Metroid! What a loser. |
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM
Paper Luigi
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(oh my god I have to read).
... That guy's a complete moron. |
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Simsmagic
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What a *crag*ing idiot... |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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| Kefka wrote: | | Hah! He talked more about Bioshock than he talked about Metroid! What a loser. |
Wait, this wasn't a review for Bioshock?
(j/k, but still...) |
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Flavio Twitch Boobs
Super Hario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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| Mii Plaza Review for SPM wrote: | Very fun!!!!!
I know everyone hated the old paper mario games because of the stage battles since it made the games slow....but i honestly like them!
I would like this game better if it had the stage battles and more of the rpg styl put back in....
But still, this game is a MUST have!!!!
5 stars for sure!!! |
WORST. REVIEW. EVER. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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M'aiq was looking at the User Reviews for Halo 3 on IGN.
| Halo 3 can suck it, by 'jjph2o23' wrote: | September 23, 2007 - This game is a bunch of bullcrap. There are so many bad qualities to this game, but just because it's "Halo," IGN's not gonna demote the score it gets, oh no. The reviewist even said that you can beat single-player campaign mode in a very short time, but yet he gave "Lasting Appeal" a 10?!? Please, the only thing left to do is play multiplayer with your friends, but the multiplayer sucks anyway. You want awesome multiplayer, play Warhawk.
This is no more than just "Halo 2 HD." With a few new levels thrown in. Nothing special, just plain 'ol Halo, but just because it's Halo, IGN thinks they can just give it a kick-ass score for nothin.
Makes me sick...*Barfs*
Presentation: 0.0 - Nothing more than Halo 2 HD.
Graphics: 0.0 - Looks like any other next-gen console game, on the 360. PS3's graphics blow this crap away.
Sound: 0.0 - Gunshots. Wow, that's ground-breaking.
Gameplay: 0.0 - Just another FPS. They're all the same, there's nothing cooler about this one.
Lasting Appeal: 0.0 - Because all of you are all just Halo fanboys, it's obvious you guys will be playing this for a LONG time. Just get a life. Halo sucks.
Overall: Obvious. |
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Medikoopa
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What the Underwhere?
I try to submit my 'Sonic R' review and they reject it.
That guy submits... that, and its accepted! |
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Flavio
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| Maiq the Liar wrote: | M'aiq was looking at the User Reviews for Halo 3 on IGN.
| Halo 3 can suck it, by 'jjph2o23' wrote: | September 23, 2007 - This game is a bunch of bullcrap. There are so many bad qualities to this game, but just because it's "Halo," IGN's not gonna demote the score it gets, oh no. The reviewist even said that you can beat single-player campaign mode in a very short time, but yet he gave "Lasting Appeal" a 10?!? Please, the only thing left to do is play multiplayer with your friends, but the multiplayer sucks anyway. You want awesome multiplayer, play Warhawk.
This is no more than just "Halo 2 HD." With a few new levels thrown in. Nothing special, just plain 'ol Halo, but just because it's Halo, IGN thinks they can just give it a kick-ass score for nothin.
Makes me sick...*Barfs*
Presentation: 0.0 - Nothing more than Halo 2 HD.
Graphics: 0.0 - Looks like any other next-gen console game, on the 360. PS3's graphics blow this crap away.
Sound: 0.0 - Gunshots. Wow, that's ground-breaking.
Gameplay: 0.0 - Just another FPS. They're all the same, there's nothing cooler about this one.
Lasting Appeal: 0.0 - Because all of you are all just Halo fanboys, it's obvious you guys will be playing this for a LONG time. Just get a life. Halo sucks.
Overall: Obvious. |
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