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Typhoon
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| Medikoopa wrote: | What the Underwhere?
I try to submit my 'Sonic R' review and they reject it.
That guy submits... that, and its accepted! |
They probably didn't read it. They just said "HOLY CRAP! THATS ALOT OF TEXT! LETS ACCEPT IT!" |
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abdcefg
Mama Luigi
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| Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:04 pm
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i agree with all of the reviews woot woot |
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Kamek
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| Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:00 am
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Bah, that review is nothing when you have read a review of a movie made by a guy on forum I saw once (seriously, it was that bad). But in game reviews it probably is one of the worst, seriously. |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:43 am
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| Hario wrote: | | Mii Plaza Review for SPM wrote: | Very fun!!!!!
I know everyone hated the old paper mario games because of the stage battles since it made the games slow....but i honestly like them!
I would like this game better if it had the stage battles and more of the rpg styl put back in....
But still, this game is a MUST have!!!!
5 stars for sure!!! |
WORST. REVIEW. EVER. |
I agree completely with Hario, althoug when you read the thing after it, the MP3 vs Bioshock review, you'll find it's worse. Maybe. Depends on your viewpoint. Well...
How can he claim to know that everyone ahted PM's stage battle system ? I thought exactly that gfave it it's special fizzle... I didn't know about PM till then, I just picked it and I LOVED IT. I... haaaad... the time of my liiiife~... | Maiq the Liar wrote: | M'aiq was looking at the User Reviews for Halo 3 on IGN.
| Halo 3 can suck it, by 'jjph2o23' wrote: | September 23, 2007 - This game is a bunch of bullcrap. There are so many bad qualities to this game, but just because it's "Halo," IGN's not gonna demote the score it gets, oh no. The reviewist even said that you can beat single-player campaign mode in a very short time, but yet he gave "Lasting Appeal" a 10?!? Please, the only thing left to do is play multiplayer with your friends, but the multiplayer sucks anyway. You want awesome multiplayer, play Warhawk.
This is no more than just "Halo 2 HD." With a few new levels thrown in. Nothing special, just plain 'ol Halo, but just because it's Halo, IGN thinks they can just give it a kick-ass score for nothin.
Makes me sick...*Barfs*
Presentation: 0.0 - Nothing more than Halo 2 HD. |
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EDIT: Reading the Revire about MP3 in question... That guy writes like Vaati (PUNCTUATION, dangit !) and he says lol. Whenever someone says lol in a review, do NOT expect something halfways objective and/or professional. Of course, since you're a living human you CAN'T write totally objective, but still...
Second: He never actually played Bioshock:
| The unadvisable reviewer wrote: | | So I hear bioshock is about a underwater civilization. |
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| The unadvisable reviewer wrote: | | So I heard bioshock is about a mudkipz ?. |
- couldn't resist it.)
| Johnny "Illiterate Reviewer" Wahtshisface wrote: | | but scanning things require you to read(oh my god I have to read). |
I don't have to comment on that, do I ?
... Also, he constantly claims to know everyones opinions (No one wants to replay; Raise hands if you wanmt to hear them Nobody raises habnd; etc...). A professional reviewer tried to stay objective and says onlöy HIS opinion and clearly labels it.
| He never played the game wrote: | | On her way she learned of evil Mother Brain and Ridly and their plans to take over the universe using Phazon. Phazon is a material that can increase the power of beings , but it is also deadly if used to much. |
... [/grandfather-of-all-facepalms]
Correct me if I am wrong, but that were DARK SAMUS plans, or ? That's a wee little Difference... Also, who the hell id Ridly ? [/sarcasm]
| IdioTron 3000 wrote: |
Now that was her story and this is the bioshock story.
Spoilers Major |
... I bet he's not from an english-speaking country. Maybe someone translated this from japanese to dutch to english.
| You-know-who wrote: | | Now tell me which ones better. |
That isn't even a review. Next to being a total idiotic bloxk of text, it's not eve a review ! ...
I am speechless. |
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TooManyToasters
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Joined: 20 May 2007
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:21 pm
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Wow. Why hasn't Gamespot hired that guy yet? |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:22 pm
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| Zelnor wrote: | | Hario wrote: | | Mii Plaza Review for SPM wrote: | Very fun!!!!!
I know everyone hated the old paper mario games because of the stage battles since it made the games slow....but i honestly like them!
I would like this game better if it had the stage battles and more of the rpg styl put back in....
But still, this game is a MUST have!!!!
5 stars for sure!!! |
WORST. REVIEW. EVER. |
I agree completely with Hario, althoug when you read the thing after it, the MP3 vs Bioshock review, you'll find it's worse. Maybe. Depends on your viewpoint. Well...
How can he claim to know that everyone ahted PM's stage battle system ? I thought exactly that gfave it it's special fizzle... I didn't know about PM till then, I just picked it and I LOVED IT. I... haaaad... the time of my liiiife~... | Maiq the Liar wrote: | M'aiq was looking at the User Reviews for Halo 3 on IGN.
| Halo 3 can suck it, by 'jjph2o23' wrote: | September 23, 2007 - This game is a bunch of bullcrap. There are so many bad qualities to this game, but just because it's "Halo," IGN's not gonna demote the score it gets, oh no. The reviewist even said that you can beat single-player campaign mode in a very short time, but yet he gave "Lasting Appeal" a 10?!? Please, the only thing left to do is play multiplayer with your friends, but the multiplayer sucks anyway. You want awesome multiplayer, play Warhawk.
This is no more than just "Halo 2 HD." With a few new levels thrown in. Nothing special, just plain 'ol Halo, but just because it's Halo, IGN thinks they can just give it a kick-ass score for nothin.
Makes me sick...*Barfs*
Presentation: 0.0 - Nothing more than Halo 2 HD. |
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EDIT: Reading the Revire about MP3 in question... That guy writes like Vaati (PUNCTUATION, dangit !) and he says lol. Whenever someone says lol in a review, do NOT expect something halfways objective and/or professional. Of course, since you're a living human you CAN'T write totally objective, but still...
Second: He never actually played Bioshock:
| The unadvisable reviewer wrote: | | So I hear bioshock is about a underwater civilization. |
(
| The unadvisable reviewer wrote: | | So I heard bioshock is about a mudkipz ?. |
- couldn't resist it.)
| Johnny "Illiterate Reviewer" Wahtshisface wrote: | | but scanning things require you to read(oh my god I have to read). |
I don't have to comment on that, do I ?
... Also, he constantly claims to know everyones opinions (No one wants to replay; Raise hands if you wanmt to hear them Nobody raises habnd; etc...). A professional reviewer tried to stay objective and says onlöy HIS opinion and clearly labels it.
| He never played the game wrote: | | On her way she learned of evil Mother Brain and Ridly and their plans to take over the universe using Phazon. Phazon is a material that can increase the power of beings , but it is also deadly if used to much. |
... [/grandfather-of-all-facepalms]
Correct me if I am wrong, but that were DARK SAMUS plans, or ? That's a wee little Difference... Also, who the hell id Ridly ? [/sarcasm]
| IdioTron 3000 wrote: |
Now that was her story and this is the bioshock story.
Spoilers Major |
... I bet he's not from an english-speaking country. Maybe someone translated this from japanese to dutch to english.
| You-know-who wrote: | | Now tell me which ones better. |
That isn't even a review. Next to being a total idiotic bloxk of text, it's not eve a review ! ...
I am speechless. |
Yep. that sums it up easily. |
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Medikoopa
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:52 pm
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| Orangesoda wrote: | | Medikoopa wrote: | What the Underwhere?
I try to submit my 'Sonic R' review and they reject it.
That guy submits... that, and its accepted! |
They probably didn't read it. They just said "HOLY CRAP! THATS ALOT OF TEXT! LETS ACCEPT IT!" |
Then they're a bunch of idiots. |
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Kamek
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:17 pm
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You would be suprised if you knew how many idiots there are on the nets (or not, you probably know) |
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Nintendo_Fan
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| Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:57 pm
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I've seen worse than this... Trust me... |
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