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Francine



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:23 pm   Reply with quote

Bastard was angry at me for not paying attention in PRAISE JESUS THE LORD IS MIGHTY church (peeling off already peeling nail polish). Ass got really really pissed at me once we got home, probably since I OMFG TOOK MY SISTER'S SHARPIE WITHOUT ASKING before and I JESUS CHRIST I CUT MY OWN FRIGGING HAIR. So the fat ass took the clothes that were on my floor (Oh God, I don't have an IMMACULATELY CLEAN ROOM, THE ABSOLUTE HORROR) and FRIGGING THREW THEM IN THE TRASH. Then he banged his feet like some kind of Donkey Kong impersonator and yelled at me (thanks for the spittle shower, asshole) since he's too much of a wuss to hit me across the face like any good Asian parent would do.

Now I don't have a computer even for homework (I'm at the public library, mind you) and I get the DEEEEAAATH GLAAAARE at the dinner table now.

Expect less activity, is what I'm saying if you're too much of a lazy ass to read my would-be swear filled angry rant.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:25 pm   Reply with quote

well.

...

good luck with life. It sucks, after all, then you die.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:04 pm   Reply with quote

RAW IS AN EMO!

You heard it here first.
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Francine



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:06 pm   Reply with quote

Popple wrote:
RAW IS AN EMO!

You heard it here first.


Leave your crap out of my ANGER topic.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:06 pm   Reply with quote

Francine wrote:
Bastard was angry at me for not paying attention in PRAISE JESUS THE LORD IS MIGHTY church (peeling off already peeling nail polish). Ass got really really pissed at me once we got home, probably since I OMFG TOOK MY SISTER'S SHARPIE WITHOUT ASKING before and I JESUS CHRIST I CUT MY OWN FRIGGING HAIR. So the fat ass took the clothes that were on my floor (Oh God, I don't have an IMMACULATELY CLEAN ROOM, THE ABSOLUTE HORROR) and FRIGGING THREW THEM IN THE TRASH. Then he banged his feet like some kind of Donkey Kong impersonator and yelled at me (thanks for the spittle shower, asshole) since he's too much of a wuss to hit me across the face like any good Asian parent would do.

Now I don't have a computer even for homework (I'm at the public library, mind you) and I get the DEEEEAAATH GLAAAARE at the dinner table now.

Expect less activity, is what I'm saying if you're too much of a lazy ass to read my would-be swear filled angry rant.

...You know what I think you should do? Stop being such a wuss! Dangit, that man is probably in his mid-fourties if not older! YOU go show him who's boss!

You go in front of him when yo mom and sister or whatever are near, and you say in a loud voice (Not yelling, darnit!), "DAD, I'm FLIPPIN' tired of how you get FLIPPIN' mad for no FLIPPIN' good reason! I didn't do nothin' wrong, and if you think that attemptin' to punish me the way you did will actually HELP me and make me a better person, then that's FLIPPIN' RIDICULOUS!!! The point of doin' these things was to make me a better person, right? You ain't just doin' this because you want to punish me for the sake of punishin' me, right? Well if that's so... HOW COME YOU'S ACTING ALL RILED UP?!?!?!?!?!!!"

Then, looking as tough as possible, say, "I'S SORRY I DIDN'T PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION AT CHURCH! I told you that I's is SORRY!!! But that ain't enough, because you just ASSUME that I don't mean anythin' I say, 'cause I'm your TERRIBLE STUPID SON!!!

"Oh my gosh! I took my sister's sharpie without asking! There goes my computer! Oh my gosh, I CUT MY HAIR!!! There go my clothes!

"...And I guess since you're my dad, which means you're the almighty always-right genius, EVERY FLIPPIN' THING YOU DO IS RIGHT, even when it doesn't make no sense at all! I guess it's terrible for me to stare at you when we's eating dinner, but when YOU do it, it's the nicest thing in the universe!"

"I'm sick and tired of how you overreact at every flippin' thing I do, Dad! If some adult came to you and told him he threw his son's clothes in the trash for cuttin' his hair, wouldn't you think he's bein' ridiculous? If some adult came to you and told you that he took away his son's computer for using his sister's sharpie without askin' her, wouldn't you think he was bein' ridiculous?"

"Why am I even tellin' you this? You's probably gonna just ignore what I say for being 'impolite,' 'cause as a father, it's okay to always be right when your children are trying to fix your attitude, right about until it's too late and somethin' terrible happens, isn't that right?"

"I don't wanna hear what you have to tell me just yet Dad, I want you's to think it over. I'm tired of you making these bad choices, and I want you to not assume you're right and I'm wrong right now just yet."

Then, ya's sit down, wait for him to think it over, and ya continue from's there!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:06 pm   Reply with quote

Popple wrote:
RAW IS AN EMO!

You heard it here first.


no?

Maybe a bit cynical and pessimistic. Emo? No.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:10 pm   Reply with quote

rawrskey wrote:
Popple wrote:
RAW IS AN EMO!

You heard it here first.


no?

Maybe a bit cynical and pessimistic. Emo? No.

Emo's just too good for you... You're more like, EMOTIONAL ILL.

Look everybody! It's a pathetic lil' boy who thinks life sucks and would rather die! He's one of the morons who believe that killing yourself will send you to heaven, where they'll be happy forever! Look at how he barely understands how life is what you make it, and that you only have one life to live, and that that life is one that you can have fun with!

What's the matter, raw? Your girlfriend dumped you? Your Mom and Dad never understand a thing you say? School grades goin' down? BIG. FLIPPIN'. WHOOP.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:16 pm   Reply with quote

Lord Bowser wrote:
rawrskey wrote:
Popple wrote:
RAW IS AN EMO!

You heard it here first.


no?

Maybe a bit cynical and pessimistic. Emo? No.

Emo's just too good for you... You're more like, EMOTIONAL ILL.

Look everybody! It's a pathetic lil' boy who thinks life sucks and would rather die! He's one of the morons who believe that killing yourself will send you to heaven, where they'll be happy forever! Look at how he barely understands how life is what you make it, and that you only have one life to live, and that that life is one that you can have fun with!

What's the matter, raw? Your girlfriend dumped you? Your Mom and Dad never understand a thing you say? School grades goin' down? BIG. FLIPPIN'. WHOOP.


Naw, I don't believe in religion.

And I complain a lot. It's what I do.

I'd never commit suicide... I think.

but thanks for the sentiments, LB.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:18 pm   Reply with quote

rawrskey wrote:
Lord Bowser wrote:
rawrskey wrote:
Popple wrote:
RAW IS AN EMO!

You heard it here first.


no?

Maybe a bit cynical and pessimistic. Emo? No.

Emo's just too good for you... You're more like, EMOTIONAL ILL.

Look everybody! It's a pathetic lil' boy who thinks life sucks and would rather die! He's one of the morons who believe that killing yourself will send you to heaven, where they'll be happy forever! Look at how he barely understands how life is what you make it, and that you only have one life to live, and that that life is one that you can have fun with!

What's the matter, raw? Your girlfriend dumped you? Your Mom and Dad never understand a thing you say? School grades goin' down? BIG. FLIPPIN'. WHOOP.


Naw, I don't believe in religion.

And I complain a lot. It's what I do.

I'd never commit suicide... I think.

but thanks for the sentiments, LB.

...I think?

More like, "I'll probably commit suicide in a few days, but I'll attempt not to do that, but I will because I'm a stupid stupid mentally ill moron!"
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:20 pm   Reply with quote

more like

I might commit suicide if George Bush or some other moron takes over America completely.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:29 pm   Reply with quote

I am posting in this fun, anger free topic.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:41 pm   Reply with quote

Kefka wrote:
I am posting in this fun, anger free topic.


YAY FUN!

WHERE IS IT!?

oh wait, FLAME WARS AREN'T FUN.

Lord Bowser needs a hug Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:30 pm   Reply with quote

Lord Bowser wrote:
Francine wrote:
Bastard was angry at me for not paying attention in PRAISE JESUS THE LORD IS MIGHTY church (peeling off already peeling nail polish). Ass got really really pissed at me once we got home, probably since I OMFG TOOK MY SISTER'S SHARPIE WITHOUT ASKING before and I JESUS CHRIST I CUT MY OWN FRIGGING HAIR. So the fat ass took the clothes that were on my floor (Oh God, I don't have an IMMACULATELY CLEAN ROOM, THE ABSOLUTE HORROR) and FRIGGING THREW THEM IN THE TRASH. Then he banged his feet like some kind of Donkey Kong impersonator and yelled at me (thanks for the spittle shower, asshole) since he's too much of a wuss to hit me across the face like any good Asian parent would do.

Now I don't have a computer even for homework (I'm at the public library, mind you) and I get the DEEEEAAATH GLAAAARE at the dinner table now.

Expect less activity, is what I'm saying if you're too much of a lazy ass to read my would-be swear filled angry rant.

...You know what I think you should do? Stop being such a wuss! Dangit, that man is probably in his mid-fourties if not older! YOU go show him who's boss!

You go in front of him when yo mom and sister or whatever are near, and you say in a loud voice (Not yelling, darnit!), "DAD, I'm FLIPPIN' tired of how you get FLIPPIN' mad for no FLIPPIN' good reason! I didn't do nothin' wrong, and if you think that attemptin' to punish me the way you did will actually HELP me and make me a better person, then that's FLIPPIN' RIDICULOUS!!! The point of doin' these things was to make me a better person, right? You ain't just doin' this because you want to punish me for the sake of punishin' me, right? Well if that's so... HOW COME YOU'S ACTING ALL RILED UP?!?!?!?!?!!!"

Then, looking as tough as possible, say, "I'S SORRY I DIDN'T PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION AT CHURCH! I told you that I's is SORRY!!! But that ain't enough, because you just ASSUME that I don't mean anythin' I say, 'cause I'm your TERRIBLE STUPID SON!!!

"Oh my gosh! I took my sister's sharpie without asking! There goes my computer! Oh my gosh, I CUT MY HAIR!!! There go my clothes!

"...And I guess since you're my dad, which means you're the almighty always-right genius, EVERY FLIPPIN' THING YOU DO IS RIGHT, even when it doesn't make no sense at all! I guess it's terrible for me to stare at you when we's eating dinner, but when YOU do it, it's the nicest thing in the universe!"

"I'm sick and tired of how you overreact at every flippin' thing I do, Dad! If some adult came to you and told him he threw his son's clothes in the trash for cuttin' his hair, wouldn't you think he's bein' ridiculous? If some adult came to you and told you that he took away his son's computer for using his sister's sharpie without askin' her, wouldn't you think he was bein' ridiculous?"

"Why am I even tellin' you this? You's probably gonna just ignore what I say for being 'impolite,' 'cause as a father, it's okay to always be right when your children are trying to fix your attitude, right about until it's too late and somethin' terrible happens, isn't that right?"

"I don't wanna hear what you have to tell me just yet Dad, I want you's to think it over. I'm tired of you making these bad choices, and I want you to not assume you're right and I'm wrong right now just yet."

Then, ya's sit down, wait for him to think it over, and ya continue from's there!



The fat bloated idiot is right, well, your parents are almost as equal as mine
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:43 pm   Reply with quote

darkzero needs to die.

I declare this topic property of nothing.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:45 pm   Reply with quote

rawrskey wrote:
darkzero needs to die.

I declare this topic property of nothing.


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