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[Super Maiq the Liar]

You are locked in a closet. Try and come up with the most creative way to get out.

[Dark Prognosticus]

Open the door

[Lord Rattata]

*transform into an elephant so it explodes.

[Private Johnson]

eat the door

[Plastic Mario]

Stay inside. If I come out, people will take that the wrong way.

[Paper Luigi]

[Yellow Magikoopa]

Get the news people to come and convince me (South Park reference)

[Fancy Wario]

But...I don't wanna come out of the closet! D:

[Francine]

Seppuku. Someone will have to notice the blood eventually.

In Soviet Russia, closet locks YOU!!

[Kii]

Slide out through the crack under the door!

[Paper Luigi]

Grab a star to turn into your giant pixel form to break out. Please note that the door was unlocked.

[Ruki Motomiya]

Use Black Tornado to burst through the closet wall....hopefully I kill a few people too.

[Super Maiq the Liar]

M'Aiq would just take off his shoes, jump in the air, and cram his entire body through the keyhole, get out, snag the key using telekinesis from a drunk, jump through the room's ceiling, land back in the closet, then unlock the door and exit.

[Almaz]

Scream, figure out it isn't going to work, spend 10 minutes making a battering ram, drop it on myself, spend 3 days giving myself surgery, jump into the air, fire a laser into the sky, shoot down an alien spacecraft, ask them to open the door, spend 4 hours learning that they don't know what a door is, give them the key to the closet as they leave, run into the wall in anger, try to bribe termites to chew down the door, fail, bribe moles outside to save me, fail, try to escape using clothes hangers as claws, realize there's no ventalation shaft, fall, spend another 4 hours recovering, almost die of thirst, finally collapse due to dehydration, and finally hit my head on the door, causing it to open and me to fall out.

[Aran Ryan]