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[Pure-???]

let him go?

[Fancy Wario]

? Block: ...Um, will the wheel stop soon or not?

[Almaz]

OOC: Just waiting for you

*The wheel lands on End Boss*

P.T. Clone: And your punishment is... GET ATTACKED BY CHARACTERS THAT REALLY SHOULDN'T BE HERE!

*Mother Brain starts strangling End Boss with giant tentacles. Suddenly, four Infernals from Warcraft rain down from the sky and start beating him up. Then, Bender comes and bends him into a pretzal knot. Finally, a piano falls on End Boss, but then comes alive and starts eating him*

P.T. Clone: I'M SO HAPPY!

*Time unfreezes, but the wheel keeps spinning*

Mr I: I POD!

*The wheel is surrounded by an endless Block Barrier.*

Mr I: There, now our fate will be up to chance...

Mr I disappears as the Posion Mushroom phases through him. He then reappears and fires a beam at Mega Koopa.

[Pure-???]

*makes infinite pizza with star rod*

now let the pizza man g, before he tries to sue us and we have to commit mass murder

[Fancy Wario]

? Block: Hm...I think it's time for some MAJOR crushing.

*A Mega Mushroom comes out of ? Block*

*? Block grabs the Mega Mushroom and grows enormous*

? Block: It's clobberin' time! *Starts bouncing around everywhere, trying to crush things*

*Mega assists him*

[Pure-???]

*flies higher*

[Almaz]

Mr I: MOMMY!

*Mr I teleports out of the way. P.T. and TDB, however, aren't as lucky.

P.T. and The Dryest Bones: IT HURTS LOTS!

The Dryest Bones: I shall now do something very random and despirate in a ploy for attention!

The Dryest Bones becomes the Koopa Clown... only undead.

Koopa Clown: AND... FINISH IT!

Koopa Clown uses his old balls to press down the pretzal-ized End Boss. The pressure between the balls squeezes him into a flat shape. Then, the balls explode, and End Boss is reduced to a puddle of ash.

Mr I: YAY!

However, due to the fairness spell that was randomly placed around the arena, P.T. goes to the audience.

Mr I: -_-

Koopa Clown: VAPOR!

The blue vapor that Koopa Clown made earlier sinks into ? Block and Mega. The two are reduced to an ordinary Koopa Troopa and ? Block. However, The Dryest Bones turns back to normal.

[Fancy Wario]

? Block: Uh...o-kay...Mega! Get in your shell!

*Mega complies*

? Block: *Grows feet and kicks Mega, then loses his feet*

*Mega hurtles across the arena, bouncing off the walls*

? Block: Blok...floating is more useful than it seems! Mega is no threat to me up here! ...And now you're going to find a way to change that, I assume.

[Pure-???]

yep, he could either knock you down of make mega bigger

[Almaz]

*The wheel stops on Mega Koopa*

P.T. Clone: And your punishment is... DIE!

Mega Koopa dies. However, this just makes him an angel, so now he can fly. But, he IS slightly weaker.

Mr I: Wow... that HELPED my opponent more than hurt!

Mr I looks at the wheel.

Mr I: WHAT?!

Mr I's section now takes up 50% of the board. The Dryest Bones and ? Block's combined take up 24%. All of the rest take up 1% combined.

Mr I: Who's writing this crud?

The Dryest Bones: You/me is/are.

Mr I: -_-

Mr I fires a beam at Not-so-Mega Koopa. He is now on fire.

Mr I: WHY WON'T MY ATTACKS WORK?!

[Pure-???]

because you want the fight to last longer?

[Almaz]

Mr I and The Dryest Bones: AAH! THE TRUTH! IT BURNS!

[Pure-???]

I am now going to try far too hard to make background music

*sends a scout to hit ? block, who shoots out a star, which the scout then grabs, changing the music to star music*

[Fancy Wario]

Mega: UH...WHAT NOW?

? Block: Don't ask me...this fight is getting increasingly unepic by the second. Hm...I wonder...Reversal!

*Instead of having angel wings, Mega now has a devil's tail and horns*

Mega: AWESOME!

? Block: Interesting...Reversal works on people as well...uh, Mega! Do those things do anything else?

Mega: UH...I COULD STAB SOMEBODY WITH THE HORNS. I GUESS.

1-Up: Do a barrel roll!
Amazeeng: Use bombs wisely!