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The Transfigured Buizel
Champiness
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 1391
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:55 pm
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Meh, after the success of the Dimenzio one, I decided to make another for a project we're doing on Fairy Tales from a different point of view. This time, I decided to do rawrskey outside of Digibutter. And no, before you start flaming me, I did not steal Maiq the Liar's (or, possibly, Storm Eagle's) Beowulf idea. It just happpened to be perfect. Here's an excerpt:
| Quote: | “LOL I PWN U NAO KTHNX.”
Now, I had some experience with chat-speak in my line of work, but this was unexpected. I decided to reply in a similar manner.
“RAWR IMMA EET U!”
He was going to be dead in eight minutes, anyway, so it didn’t really matter what he thought of me. Beowulf sprang at me, his sword raised in the air. I raised up a claw and cut him to ribbons.
“Wow... how anticlimactic.”
He seemed to be alive, however, and I allowed him to limp away. I mean, it wasn’t like he was going anywhere bad after he died, so I thought I’d egg him a little more while I could. Little did I know something very bad was coming my way because of it.
Beowulf stopped somewhere in the wilderness to tend to his wounds, when a fairly pretty-looking dragon flapped up to him.
“Ah... you must be Beowulf. I’ve heard of you. Not exactly the most friendly to mythical minorities, I must say.”
“LOLWUT A DRAGONETTE!”
“Well... yes. You may know me. My name is Jenny Muldoon, sister of the great Barry Muldoon the Burninator.”
“YA RLY HE PWNS.”
“I suppose. Anyway, I assume you’ve just had a run-in with my nephew, Dragmire. He seems to be taking after his Uncle, by the looks of you. But that’s aside the point. You can help me get something I want, and I can help you get something you want.”
“LOLWUT!!!!ONE!!!”
“The Treasure, you nimrod, I’m talking about the legendary treasure of Barry Muldoon the Burninator! Dragmire inherited the whole thing, when I rightfully deserve it! And you want to slay Dragmire for glory, although you are too weak to do so. So, you see, he’s standing in both of our ways, and I have a proposition for you...”
And that spelled the beginning of the end. |
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rawrskey
Benned Vampire
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 14262
HP: 70 MP: 5 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:06 pm
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I can't really read all of that. How am I even slightly involved in this? |
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The Transfigured Buizel
Champiness
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 1391
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:16 pm
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| rawrskey wrote: | | I can't really read all of that. How am I even slightly involved in this? |
You're the narrator. It'll make more sense when I get the whole thing up.
God, I was so worried you were pissed about being a dragon when I saw you reply. Then my computer took forever to load the page, and it was torture. <.> |
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The Transfigured Buizel
Champiness
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 1391
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:47 pm
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Well, I've finished the rough draft. Vaati makes an appearance, and I swear it doesn't reflect either of your behaviors.
Excerpt:
| Quote: | | Anyway, one day Barry was going on a particularly dangerous journey off in some kingdom in Europe called Delecta. Apparently, every day there was a holiday. People were total pushovers. However, the king was supposed to be a pain, because he wasn’t one of those self-centered jerks who bail out at the first sign of a Dragon to avoid becoming Filet Mignon. The King of Delecta cared about his people (I mean, what other kind of King would make every day a holiday?), and he wouldn’t leave without a fight. But all the supplies necessary for making every day a holiday would make for some seriously epic bounty, so Barry couldn’t pass it up. But he was aware that he could very easily be killed in the battle, so he wrote up his will before going. Guess what happened? Barry got killed, and the citizens of Delecta had roast Dragon at their celebration that night. Sickening. |
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rawrskey
Benned Vampire
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 14262
HP: 70 MP: 5 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:27 pm
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Uh, I don't feel like reading today. I might read it in a week or so. |
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