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[Ruki Motomiya]

Yes, a Mini-series on the Royal Knights of Digimon(I think it goes in the Fan Fiction section, as it is Fiction from a Fan).

Please note that these are NOT the Royal Knights from ANY continuty in existance, so don't go spouting "OMG THAT'Z NOT CANNON LOL!1SHIFT+ONE".

If you've never seen Digimon, you won't have any clue who I'm talking about. However, as this doesn't follow any big plots(and not planned too)...you can probobaly get enough information from Wikipedia.

I DON'T OWN DIGIMON, BUT I WISH I DID!

ISSUE 1:

Episode 1, "Royal Coffee":

Narrator(In other words, ME): It's a beautiful day in the Digital World, the sun in rising. The birds are singing, plants are opening up for their first rays of sun. So let's go see what the protectors of this world are doing!

*The following takes place at where the Royal Knights live(Think hard)*

Gallantmon: Urgh....morning. I need coffee... *Get's out of bed, then goes to the Breakfest Room. The Breakfest room looks like...well...it looks like a room full of stuff for breakfest like coffee. Gallantmon walks himself to his own personal coffee machine*

Gallantmon: *Takes out a coffee mug with "Royal Coffee" written on it* Coffee...*Fills mug up, then takes a sip. He walks away, but a few seconds later...*

Chibi Sleipmon: *Appears to the right of Gallantmon and starts trying to hug his head*

Gallantmon: What the...*Chibi Dynasmon and Chibi Crusdermon appear to the left of him*

Chibi Dynasmon: Come on Crusadermon, we have to hurry!

Chibi Crusadermon: *Is smelling a rose while floating past Gallantmon's head* FLOWERS! FLOWERS! FLOWERS! YAY, FLOWERS!

Gallantmon: *Looks oddly at coffee*...Alright, WHO SPIKED THE COFFEE?!

*Meanwhile, a little ways away in the castle*

Magnamon: HAHAHA! I wonder if he figured out I spiked his coffee yet...

THE END. FIN. EPISODE 1 IS OVER.

Episode 2, "Wrong 31":

*Once again in the Royal Knights castle, Omnimon is walking down the long corridor to the royal meeting chambers. Being the end of the month, there is always a big meeting to discuss what happened that month. Omnimon opens the large door at the end and...*

Omnimon: *Simply stares at what he sees*

*...He doesn't like what he sees. It appears as if everyone is dressed up in large, black robes(Even Sleipmon, he managed to get a Robe for 6-legged creatures). Some of them are carrying weapons, while others are not*

Magnamon: ...And I still say the game deisgners and writers would have to be HEARTLESS to write the nobodies without a heart!

Dynasmon: Oh come on! It's so OBVIOUS they don't! They even say it! If they had them, there wouldn't be a Kingdom Hearts II!

Omnimon: What is going on here?

Crusadermon(Dressed as Marluxia): Well, it's halloween! So we decided to do Cosplay! We're Organization XIII!

Magnamon(Dressed as Roxas): We even made replica weapons! They work too! *Takes out Replica Oblivion and Oathkeeper and smashes a few flower pots*

Crusadermon: MY FLOWERS! *Takes out Sycthe* YOU SHALL PAY!

Omnimon: Um...Knights? You have your 31st mixed up. This is MAY 31st, Halloween is OCTOBER 31st!

All the Royal Knights except Magnamon: WHAAAAAAAAT?

Magnamon: Can I still wear the robe? It's all Flowy and Breezy!

All the other Royal Knights(Even Omnimon): 0_o

Omnimon: *Regains posture* Yes Magnamon, you may wear the "Flowy, Breezy" robe. *After hearing Flowy Breezy, all the other knights barring Magnamon burst into laughter*

THE END. FINNITO. EPISODE 2 ENDS. ISSUE 1 IS OVER!

CREDIT TIME/SPECIAL THANKS TIME!:

Credits to:

Digimon, for making a kickass anime.

Mistress-of-air on DeviantART, for making the picture that inspired Episode 1(Link Below)

Below: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45179391/

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

Dark Prognosticus, for being a good friend.

Gallantmon, for taking a spiked coffee for the comic.

CREDITS AND SPECIAL THANKS END HERE!

Comments and criticism please.

[Captain Blue]

Great so far. I did one once based on Super Smash Bros Melee, but I doubt anyone would like to read it...even if it did get good reviews...If someone wants me to post it, I'll post it...

[Ruki Motomiya]

[Captain Blue]

[Dark Prognosticus]

Great job XD
Funny!
And thanks for the thanks ^_^

[Ruki Motomiya]

Italtics = thinking.

I don't own any of the characters.

ISSUE TWO:

Episode 3, "Tonight we dine":

*Once again, in the castle of the Royal Knights"

Omnimon: Alright, Knights. As you know, our day off is coming up. We need to plan where we are going. Any ideas?

Gallantmon: How about that coffee house my Exveemon's? They have all that good coffee and pizza and even some cereals!

Crusadermon: How about that one outdoorsy place? The one owned by Palmon. They have all those flowers. And no coffee allowed!

Gallantmon: COFFEE!

Crusadermon: FLOWERS!

Gallantmon: COFFEE! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!

*This goes on in the typical fasion of "I can't hear you"'s and "Blah Blah Blah"'s, until Omnimon finally speaks back up*

Omnimon: Sense we can't come to civillized conclusion...Magnamon. Decide.

Magnamon: ...WE SHALL DINE IN HELL!

Omnimon: Alright. I'll have to call and get a reservation.

Dynasmon: There's a restruant called hell?

Magnamon: IN SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Dynasmon: Ungh...this is going to be a long day...

Episode 4, "ZERG RUSH KEKEKE":

*In that same castle, with the same Royal Knights. Same day as before. Only this time, in the computer room. It's pretty much a grey room with 2 windows, some lighing and a bunch of computer. Duftmon and Magnamon are playing a game on them*

Duftmon(Looking at his many things inside his base, though lacking defense): Now all I have to do is build that pylon for my cannon and...WTF!?!"

*Suddenly a name comes on the screen*

MagnusZerg: ZERG RUSH KEKEKE!

*A bunch of Zerglings appear out of nowhere and begin destroying things in the base, the feeble defense not withstanding the onslaught*

*Another name appears on the screen*
Duftord01: That's cheap!

MagnusZerg: Too bad. You didn't put it in the rules.

*Suddenly, the game over appears on Duftmon's screen*

Magnamon: HAHA! Again MagnusZerg remains UN-DE-FEATED! You owe me fifty bucks AND I get to call you any name I want, Dufty-boy.

Duftmon: *Hands over 50 dollars* Stupid cheap Zerg Rush...

Magnamon: KEKEKE!

STOP! CREDIT AND SPECIAL THANKS TIME!

Credits too:

Whoever made Digimon

Blizzard for making Starcraft.

Whoever invented coffee.

Nature for providing flowers.

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

Dark Progonsticus, for being a good friend.

Vaati, for finding my siggy.

Larry Koopa, for editing my siggy to perfection.

Mistress-of-air of DeviantART, for having the piece of art that inspired the first part of my mini-series.

[Shoe]

Very entertaining. I can't wait to read more.

[Ruki Motomiya]

Thanks! Glad to know someone enjoys it.

I got hit by a sudden burst of inspiration, so here's Issue three!

Italtics = thinking

Digimon = not mine. Got it memorized?

ISSUE 3

Episode 5, "Agrrevation":

*Inside the computer room of the Royal Castle of the Royal Knights...well, where did you think Magnamon would be? Anywho, let's just go there*

*Magnamon is there, of course. He is playing Starcraft as the Zerg against the Protoss*

Magnamon: Alright, all I have to do is rush in and kill him. He has less, more powerful units, but I can take him

*Magnamon clicks his units and tries to find a location to attack best from, leave his base undefended. And then...LAG STRIKES!!!*

Magnamon: No! NO! Not lag! *The lag stops, however tons of Dragoons are now in his base. Well, what's left of it*

Magnamon: NOOOOOOOOOO! MAGNA PUNCH! *In a fit of anger, Magnamon punches his computer at the exact moment the "game over" screen comes up. The computer retains it's basic shape and innterards, bit the rest is shattered*

Magnamon: No...crap! Now how will I play my Starcraft? How will I get my Lightning/Ice mage to level 120!?!

*Gallantmon walks in, hearing all the commotion*

Gallantmon: ...Just use the other 10 or so computers you own to do it. You own half of the owns in here.

Magnamon: But this was the one I did my first successful zerg rush on! kekeke...

Gallantmon: Ungh...same GBs of memory as the other ones.

Magnamon: *Snaps fingers, then get's out a well hidden set of tools and begins repairing the computer*

Gallantmon: ...Sometiems I wonder if I'll ever understand you.

Episode 6, "Hard Choices"

*Beings low on groceries, what with there being so many of them, the Royal Knights have decided to send Magnamon on a trip to the grocery store.*

Magnamon: Let's see....milk, check. Cereal, check. Special secret ingreidents for Gallantmon's coffee...hehe, check.

*Going along the list, Magnamon checks off the list and buys what he hasn't got...that is until he comes across a certain sign*

Sign: VIDEO GAME GARAGE SALE! EVERYTHING ON SALE, TODAY ONLY! KINGDOM HEARTS: FINAL MIX+ IMPORTED FROM JAPAN ON SALE!

Magnamon: ....Video game garage sale or groceries? Kingdom Hearts or Coffee? hmmm...

*Later, at the Royal Knights castle...*

Omnimon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THE GROCERIES MAGICALLY TURNED INTO VIDEO GAMES?!

Magnamon: Hehe...funny story about that...

LIEK, CREDITS/SPECIAL THANKS TIMEZ!

Credits:

Disney/Square Enix for making the Kingdom Hearts series.

Digimon's badass anime.

Whoever invented computers.

SPECIAL THANKS!

Dark Prognosticus for being a good friend.

Vaati, for finding my kickass sig. ROCK ON!

Larry Koopa, for editing the sig to higher levels of Kickassery, ROCK ON!

Shoe, for PMing me that my Siggy is cool.

[Dark Prognosticus]

Yay!
Good job again ^_^
And i wasn't expecting TWO new issues =D
Good job!

[Ruki Motomiya]

Thanks for all the postive comments! I got Issue 4 done, so I'm posting it.

Digimon is not mine. There. HAPPY?

ISSUE 4

Episode 7, "Tonight we dine, part 2!"

*Yep, today is the Royal Knights day off! The day that, for some reason unknown, no chaos seems to go on that requires them. This time, the Royal Knights decided to dine. And since Magnamon decided to choose where they ate...*

Omnimon: We are here!

Dynasmon: But we're going to be late!

Duftmon: I don't believe it. There's actually a resturant called Hell on Sparta street and Madness Lane?

Magnamon: Told you! Told you! Now YOU have to buy!

Duftmon: Don't push it, Magnamon.

Magnamon: Alright, Dufty-boy

Dynasmon: Stop with your bickering! Let's just get in!

*The inside of the restruant is surprisingly peaceful, the waiters seem to be wearing reversed colour tuxedos and the walls appear to have fire motifs*

Dynasmon: Crusadermon, put the flowers away! We can't just bring flowers into a restruant!

Crusadermon: But the flowers are pretty...

Gallantmon: *CoughCoffee'sBetterCOUGH*

Crusadermon: What did you say?!

Gallantmon: *Put's on angelic face* Oh, nothing.

*A few seconds later, random waiter #7 comes up and escorts them to their table. The menu is hell, madness and sparta themed.*

Magnamon: I'll have the Madness steak, a Spartan Military shake and a Persian Orero Ice Cream Sundae.

Dynasmon: I'll have the same, only I want Chocolate syrup on my Ice Cream Sundae instead.

Gallantmon: I'll have the Spartan Military coffee.

Dynasmon: Do you live on coffee?

Gallantmon: I ate beforehand because I thought here didn't exist!

Duftmon: I'll also have the coffee, but I'd also like a hellfire hot chili.

*Random Waiter #7 goes off to tell the cook their orders*

Dynasmon: So the food should be here in about 17.59 minutes, give or take 1 minute.

Magnamon: How do you know that?

Dynasmon: When knowing wether we will be on time, I have researched much on it. I know when this meal should take to get here and how long it will take you to eat it at normal speed.

Magnamon: Know-it-all...

Dynasmon: This coming from the geek?

Magnamon: Geek? Geek? I am NOT a geek!

Dynasmon: You spent our grocery money on VIDEO GAMES. Trust me, your a geek.

*Random Waiter #7 comes out, like Dynasmon said exactly 17.59 minutes after he said that.*

Dynasmon: Told ya.

Magnamon(In an undertone voice): If I'm a geek, then your a time freak.

*The rest of the meal is pretty much uneventful, so I'll stop typing here. Seriously, not all that evenful. Well, except for Duftmon burning his tongue on the chili and running around for a maniac. THAT was funny.*

Duftmon: If there was some big voice controlling what was going on right now, I would kill that voice.

*Alright...Episode 7 is over!(Flees)*

Episode 8, "Return of the spike!"

*After the day above, it's yet another beautiful morning. The sun slowly rises on the planes of the world...*

Gallantmon: *Enters the breakfest room, Magnamon is there with 2 cups of coffee*

Magnamon: Coffee? Already made it for you. *Hands Gallantmon his coffee cup*

Gallantmon: *Looks at coffee* You spiked it didn't you?

Magnamon: No! Of course not!

Gallantmon: *Grabs Magnamon's cup and hands him his* Then let's switch.

Magnamon: *Looks at coffee* I...uh...just remember! I have to meet someone online! *Magnamon runs out of the breakfest room*

Gallantmon: *Sips Magnamon's coffee* Hehe, I'm not getting spiked today!

Duftmon: Have you seen Magnamon? I spiked his coffee and I want to see his reaction.

Gallantmon: ...The universe hates me, doesn't it?

*Chibi Sleipmon, Dynasmon and Crusdaermon apear in front of Gallantmon*

Chibis: WE'RE BACK! Did you miss us?

Gallantmon: Yeaaah...*Under his breath* Like a rash.

Chibi Dynasmon: Like a what?

Gallantmon: I said...uh...Like a BASH. You know, like a party!

STOP! CREDIT/SPECIAL THANKS TIMES!

Credits:

Digimon's kickass anime.

Hoever invented coffee.

The first chibi drawn.

Toast. Because it's that cool.

Me, because I wrote it.

SPECIAL THANKS TIME!

Dark Prognosticus, for being a good friend and my best reader.

Taichikun14 of DeviantART, for creating a Daikari club.

Me! For writing this!

[Dark Prognosticus]

Chibi Digimon= Win!

[Ruki Motomiya]

I dun own Digimon, ZOMGZ.

ISSUE 5(YAYZ!):

Episode 9, "Magnamon report 1"

*In the castle of the Royal Knights, everyone is getting an odd feeling...except Magnamon. The feeling that something shall be created on this day. So let's fast foward through the morning(Yes, Gallantmon got spiked) and such. *Fast Fowards to the point where Magnamon is writing something**

*The following is not said, but written*

Magnamon Secret Report of Secretness...1.

I have decided to make a secret report of secretness. Obviously, it will be secret from everyone else...well...if they don't see me writing it. Whatever.
Anywho, this will detail things that have been. In other words, a collection of things I thought were funny/interesting. Or odd. Or whatever.
For example, the fact that there was once many more knights. 17, to be exact. But UlforceVeedramon got a little...annoyed...

*Flashback starts here*

Knightmon: Haha, there dirt on your face.
UlForaVeedramon: *Impales Knightmon with Victory Sword* Haha, there's a sword in your face.
Sleipmon: YAY! NUMBER SIXTEEN!

*That flashback ends, another begins*

WarGreymon: *Slices up UlForceVeedramon's cake* Haha! Your cake is being sliced and there is nothing you can do about it!
UlForceVeedramon: *Impales WarGreymon with Victory Sword* Haha, I'm deleting you and there is nothing you can do about it!
Sleipmon: NUMBER THIRTEEN, YAY!

*Once again that Flashback ends, another begins*

MedievalGallantmon: Make me my own dinner, I command it!
UlForceVeedramon: ...I recommend you shut up.
MedievalGallantmon: How dare you talk to me that way?
UlForceVeedramon: Victory Sword. *Impales MedievalGallantmon*
Sleipmon: YAYZ, NUMBER TEN! WOOHOO!!!

*That flashback ends, back to the written part*

Yeah...we kind of learned not to annoy him nowadays, even if he has calmed down. And we learned to never command him to make dinner. EVER.
Even though that's his job. Just eat what he serves or make it yourself.
I hear someone coming, so now I flee!

*We expand from reading the paper to see Magnamon running away from a table*

Gallantmon: ...I was just going to ask to borrow Kingdom Hearts!

END OF EPISODE 9!

Royal Short 1/Episode 10, "New member."

OOC: Royal Shorts are my versions of non-Royal Knight related jokes. Other funny things go here. They are usually shorter then normal or as you would call them, "skits".

*In the World That Never Was, before either of the Kingdom Hearts games*

Xemnas: Alright Organization, we have a new member!

*Doors open to reveal a 14-year old girl*

Xemnas: This is Ikix

Axel: Heh...what can she do?

Xemnas: Show them.

*The girl focuses and bacon begins to rain from the sky*

Axel: *Get's up and starts dancing* OMG, BACON!!!

Others: ...Bacon is good! *Starts grabbing the bacon and eating it...except Zexion*

Zexion: Bleargh...bacon...

Axel: *Summons Shakrams* Eat. Now.

Zexion: *Quickly grabs bacon and starts eating* I mean...yay bacon!

END OF EPISODE TEN! ISSUE 5 COMPLETED! *Mario finish theme plays*

CREDITS/SPECIAL THANKS TIMES! W00T!

Credits:

Whoever made Digimon

Whoever first made Bacon

Psychrowe, for giving me the idea of "Magnamon Reports"(Which have the title adapted from her "Xemnas Reports")

SPECIAL THANKS:

Bacon, for being Awesome.

Dark Prognosticus, for being a great friend.

GIMP 2, for allowing me to make the Crest of Darkness.

Kii, for having a username of which I used an adaption here(Can you find it?).

NO THANKS TO:

Pancakes, for being the source of all evil in the world.

PS: Please comment/Review/whatever!

[Dark Prognosticus]

Once again great job ^_^

[Ruki Motomiya]

ISSUE 6:

Episode 11, "Magnamon Report 2":

*It is yet another day in the Lifes are our Royal Knights. Let us just cut to the chase, Magnamon in a closest*

Magnamon Report 2.
After nearly being caught by Gallantmon, I have moved where I write to the Janitor's Closet.
Interesting, I never noticed we had a Janitor... I think I'll ask Omnimon later if we have one.
I noticed something odd yesterday, we were suppose to fight these Digimon who had sent a threat to this one village...and Duftmon was going to come up with the strategies.
Yet all I saw him do yesterday was sitting on that stupid pink pillow in the garden! Yet, he isn't slacking off...he had a brillant plan that led us to victory...
I wonder if he has some kind of plan maker program....that would be sweet. I must try and hack into his computer... or maybe it's that damned pillow...
Later, me and Duftmon are going to try and figure out Crusadermon's gender...though he's only in because I'm paying him 5 Bucks...
I also never noticed before, but Imerpious' Ancient Mytsic Mode from Power Rangers kind of looks like an evil me...
I wonder if he knows that I could try and sue him...of course, I probobaly would lose. Not a lot for my case.
I also found something very odd on Youtube...Cranniummon was TAP-DANCING! And HE WAS GOOD.
Seriously, how can he DO that? He's so BIG and BUKLY looking...
Perhaps I will investigate that later.
Uh-oh! Someone's coming!

*OUtside of text, Magnamon quickly puts his report away in his armour.*

Gallantmon: *Opens Janitor's door* Um...Magnamon. What are you doing in the Janitor's Closet?

Magnamon: I was just...um....erm...

Gallantmon: *Sees piece of the paper sticking out of Armour* No, wait. I DON'T want to know. Just get out, the Janitor is about to come in for work.

Magnamon: We have a Janitor?

Gallantmon: Erm...I think we do... look, just get out of the closet!

END OF EPISODE 11.

Episode 12, "WHich Gender Is It Anyways?"

*At the bar of the Royal Knights(Yes, they have their own bar. Don't ask why, they just do), Magnamon is apparntly talking to Crusadermon*

Magnamon: Alright, so I water the Lillies 2 times a day and the Sunflowers 3 times?

Crusadermon: Yes, just make sure you get the right soil.

Magnamon: Alright, thanks for the info! *Get's up and pays for the drinks that he and Crusadermom were drinking*

Crusadermon: You ever wonder why we pay if we own the place?

Magnamon: ...Never really thought of it. *Walks away*

*A few minutes later*

Crusadermon: *Needs to go to the bathroom, so get's up to go to the bathroom of that floor*

Magnamon(Holding Walkie-Talkie): This is MagnusZerg to Dufty-Boy, operation "Gender" is A-go. Are you still in postion?

Duftmon(In front of the bathrooms of that floor, behind a potted plant, with a Walkie-Talkie): Roger, Dufty-Boy here. Target coming into range, initate radio silence.

*A few seconds later, Crusadermon turns the corner. Crusadermon walks past the men's bathroom...then past the womans and...*

Duftmon: Holy...Magnamon! You HAVE to see this!

*Magnamon comes running around the corner, Duftmon is in front of the bathrooms*

Magnamon: What is it? Is Crusadermon male or female?

Duftmon: *Points towards the row of bathrooms. They read Male...then Female...And finally, Crusadermon.*

Magnamon: No...way...

*Crusadermon walks out of the bathroom*

Crusadermon: Erm...what are you all of you staring at?

Magnamon: W-w-when did you get your own bathroom?

Crusadermon: It's been here sense day 1, you never noticed?

*Duftmon and Magnamon shake their heads*

Crusadermon: ...Why are you both outside the bathrooms, staring at them anyways?

Magnamon: Er..uh...we both had to go to the bathroom!

Duftmon: And then we noticed you had your own...and..um...stared in awe for a few seconds and then you came out!

*Magnamon nods*

Crusadermon: ...I'll be watching BOTH of you very carefully...

END OF EPISODE 12, FINNITO OF ISSUE 6!

[Dark Prognosticus]

Good job again ^_^