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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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*Uses flamethrower bazooka on guy from Mentos commercial* |
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THE EYES ARE WATCHING!
Super Crystal King
Joined: 26 May 2007
Posts: 656
HP: 75 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:08 pm
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Crystal King's Adventure
CHAPTER 2: Luigi's Story
CK: Uhhh...What happened?
Paper L: Where am I?
CK: Shiver Mountain, obviously.
Paper L: OH NO!
CK: Hold it! Tell me how you got here!
Paper L: It's a long story...
Start Flashback!
In Flipside...
Merlon: Good day, Luigi!
Paper L: Hi!
*DIMENSIONAL BOOM*
Paper L: W-what just happened?
Merlon: Look! Robots!
Robots were coming out of an inter dimensional rift! A Dark Koopatrol with a badge comes out...
???: ATTENTION FLIPSIDE! I AM GENERAL KOOPATROL! From now on, I am ruler of Flipside! Do not defy me!
Saffron: Why?
GK(short for General Koopatrol): Because!
Abbott: Oh, he's center field.
(GK disintegrates Abbott, as well as Costello for good measure)
Paper L: I've got to warn the Mushroom Kingdom!
Merlon: I'll create a dimensional portal for you!
*portal opens*
Paper L: Where does it go?
Merlon: Who cares?
Paper L: Good point. (hops into portal)
GK: NO!
End flashback!
Paper L: ...And that's how I got here.
CK: Interesting. Let's save the world!
(GK appears)
GK: PREPARE TO DIE! (blasts CK and Paper L)
Stay tuned for Chapter 3!
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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:10 pm
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Cool! I get to use a flamethrower bazooka! |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:11 pm
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Ooh. Suspenseful. |
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM
Paper Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 09 May 2007
Posts: 6855
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:11 pm
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OH NOES! I got blasted! |
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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:18 pm
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Nyah nyah! I got to 'plode you! |
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THE EYES ARE WATCHING!
Super Crystal King
Joined: 26 May 2007
Posts: 656
HP: 75 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:49 pm
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Crystal King's Adventure
CHAPTER 3: A Pokemon Battle
Luckily, CK and Paper L backed away, so the blast only sent them flying!
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
Suddenly, they landed on a musical note!
Piccolo:HEY! GET OFF ME!
Paper L: I'm sorr-
Piccolo: Drifblim! Shadow Ball!
Drifblim: *tuba noises*
BOOM!
CK: Well, that Pixl went away...Where are we?
Paper L: We're in the Land of the Cragnons!
Cragnon: Crag, brah, crag, brah, crag.
(GK appears)
GK: Hahaha! I will now destroy you!
CK: Hold on! Don't you want to torture us first?
GK: You're right. I challenge you to a Pokemon Double Battle! Go, Lucario and Empoleon!
CK: Go, Froslass!
Paper L: Go, Torterra!
Big Rock That Watches: BEGIN!
GK: Force Palm!
(passes through Froslass)
CK: Fighting-types can't get Ghost-types! Ice Beam!
Lucario: Grrrrahh!
Paper L: I've got an idea! Earthquake!
(KOs GK's Pokemon and passes under Froslass)
CK & Paper L: Yeah! We did it! We-
GK: ICE BEAM!
ZAP! (KOs Torterra)
Paper L: NO!
CK: Not so fast! Shadow Ball!
GK: Wha-
KO!
Crystal King and Paper Luigi defeated General Koopatrol!
GK:N-no...How could this happen...
Froslass gained 7000 exp. points!
Froslass grew to Lvl. 72!
GK: I'll remember this!(flies off on jet boots)
What will happen next in CK & Paper L's battle against evil? Stay tuned for Chapter 4! |
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cool
Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:52 pm
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The first chapter really didn't capture my personality. But this is still funny. I expect another appearance by me. |
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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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Dangit! I was ownz'd! Next time, you're pwnz'd!
CK says each cameo guy only gets 1 cameo. He went to exercise Chilly, his pet Ice Piranha Plant..........Why do I hear machine guns outside? |
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Yellow Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 21962
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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Can you make me a main minion of the main antagonist? |
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THE EYES ARE WATCHING!
Super Crystal King
Joined: 26 May 2007
Posts: 656
HP: 75 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:08 pm
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Sure! I was running out of ideas, anyway. Ok, heeeeere's Ch. 4! Enjoy.
Crystal King's Adventure
CHAPTER 4: The Wrath of the Yellow Magikoopa
Land of the Cragnons...
CK: I think we did pretty well in that battle!
Paper L: Yeah...What are Pokemon doing in this universe, anyway?
CK: Plot device, Luigi, plot device.
Suddenly, a screen with Merlon's face on it appears!
Both: HUH!?!
Merlon: It's me, Merlon...I contacted you to warn you of the growing danger of General Koopatrol. He forced Fleep to show him the way to Flopside and now he's conquered Lineland, Gloam Valley, the Bitlands, Outer Space, the Land of the Cragnons, Sammer's Kingdom, the Underwhere and is working on the Overthere!
Paper L: He conquered someone's underwear?
Merlon: Never mind! Do you still have that Return Pipe I gave you?
Paper L:(checks pockets) Yeah, I do!
Merlon: Good! Now warp yourselves to Flipside Tower and head to the Overthere!
Paper L: Got it!
*warp*
Flipside Tower...
CK: Here we are! Hey, what's that?
Paper L: KOOPATROLS!
Koopatrol: CEASE AND DESIST!
CK: *sighs* I almost feel sorry for them.(shoots ice beam at them)
ZAP!
Paper L: Wow. 
Koopatrol: ABOUT FACE!
CK: Enough chitchat. TO THE OVERTHERE!
(goes through door)
The Underwhere...
CK: Ok, here we-huh?
Paper L: Oh yeah, there is no Overthere door on Flipside Tower. We have to find Dorguy the Third. Sorry.
CK: Isn't that him over there?
Paper L: We're not there yet, we have to find Dorguy the 3rd!(looks around) There he is!
CK: *sighs* Let's just go.
Dorguy 3: You will have to battle the Underchomp to get through me!
What will CK do?
CK: (pulls out strategy guide) Hmmm...Piccolo already made a cameo. Guess I'll have to go with this!
CK used Random Cow!
The Underchomp are deathly afraid of cows.
The Underchomp commited suicide!
CK: Good thing I read SSG's Adventure.
Paper L: Let's go!
The Overthere...
Luvbi: Salutations, weary travelers!
Paper L: Can you take us to the top of the Overthere?
Luvbi: Certainly!
Later...
CK: This story needs something random.
Plastic Mario: Give Luvbi this Yellow Apple.
CK: Thanks!(turns to Luvbi) Here, try this!
Luvbi: Certainly!(eats it) EEK! I GREW A MUSTACHE! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!*sobs*
(Luvbi runs away)
Plastic Mario: Now for the pancakes...(maniacal laughter)
Paper L: Well, we're here!
(goes inside)
Paper L: Grambi? What are you doing here?
Grambi: Defeat it and save my kingdom...
CK: Defeat what?
???: Nyeh heh heh heh... I am Yellow Magikoopa, top minion of General Koopatrol! And now, for your DEATH!
Paper L: Not if I can help it!(uses Super Jump)
CK: Die, evilness!(uses Ice Beam)
BONK! ZAP!
Yellow M: GAH! You'll pay for that! SUPER THUNDERBOLT!
HUGE ZAP!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Have our heroes finally met their match? Stay tuned for Chapter 5!
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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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Hmmm...Yellow Magikoopa IS my top minion, but Doopliss is my equal partner. And I'm not evil, I'm just pretending. |
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augh!
Piccolo the Pixl
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
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Awesome! I pwned CK and Paper L =D |
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Yellow Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 21962
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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Hehe... nice. I sounded totally awesome. |
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Richest user. :D
Super Ultimario
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 5704
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 6
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| Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:32 pm
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I'll make a cameo as a boss. Not allied with Crystal King, just a guy who gets into a fight with CK and PL. My Attack is really high and my HP..............it's............it's...............OVER 9000!!!!! XD No seriously, my HP and Attack are ridiculously high. Yes, I have a spike and wings. |
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