Zelda, Duke ????? is under attack by the evil spaghetti. I'm going to Gamelon to make lots of spaghetti. But father, what if something happens to you? I'll bring the triforce of spaghetti to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, make lots of spaghetti! Impa! Don't worry Zelda. The triforce of spaghetti promises the king will make lots of spaghetti. Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner... Lots of spaghetti! Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could spaghetti! A whole month gone, and still no spaghetti. I'm sure he's made lots of spaghetti. Yeah! That old Ganon is no match for the spaghetti king! Link, go to Gamelon and make lots of spaghetti. Great! I can't wait to bomb some spaghettis! Wake up Impa! We're going to make lots of spaghetti! Alright dear, I'll get spaghetti. You dare bring spaghetti to my lair? You must make lots of spaghetti! BURN! No! The chains of spaghetti! No! You haven't seen the last of me! Spaghetti!Spaghetti!Spaghetti!Spaghetti! Spaghettiiiii Spaghetti! Father! You've made lots of spaghetti! Here's the spaghettier your majesty! Please! Your omnipotence! Have lots of spaghetti! After you've made lots of spaghetti! Then we can talk about spaghetti. Take him away! Yes, my ????? I wonder what happened to spaghetti... Oh, he was a spaghetti whore anyway. Stop looking at spaghetti. What happened? Nothing Link, we were just about to have lots of spaghetti. I hope she made lots of spaghetti! Luigi, look! It's from Zelda! Dear Pesky Plumbers, Impa and I have made lots of spaghetti! I dare you to find her if you can. We gotta find the princess! And YOU gotta help make lots of spaghetti! If you need help on how to make lots of spaghetti, check out the enclosed instruction spaghetti.
