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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:11 am   Reply with quote

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2563-Zero-Punctuation-Super-Paper-Mario

If you haven't heard of this guy, then go watch this review and all of his other reviews right freaking now.
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Francis



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:06 pm   Reply with quote

That was incredible. Not only was it funny and witty, but it was also a very accurate review.

Some great quotes in there:

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The stupid effiminate blouse wearning turn based combat has been replaced by wholesome schnitzel masculine head stomping.


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Weigh down the d-bad with one of your roomates figurines and go off to amuse yourself... thats right, you have to amuse yourself while playing a game. A game being something designed to amuse. So if the player is doing this, something has clearly gone wrong. This is not the only example of Super Paper Mario's attempt to lengthen gameplay with the subtlety and respect of a retarded mammoth in a Nine Inch Nails t-shirt.


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There are moments of true brilliance like the nerd chapter
Francis

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Perhaps its time to put this franchise to bed... then smother it to death!
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Francis' Fort Garage Sale    
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Super Wyo
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:59 pm   Reply with quote

LOL
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Nintendo seem really into the whole light vs dark thing right now, maybe they've been drinking a lot of Guinness.

Couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Francine



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:15 pm   Reply with quote

I was playing Thousand Year Door before, and my cousin was watching me. I was at the point where Peach had to shower. He yelled, "OH BABY, TAKE IT OFF!" I proceeded to slap him across the face. Smile

And THANKS DEVIANTART FOR PERVY PEACH PICTURES. I'M TALKING TO YOU, SIGURD.
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The Shop on a Hill    
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Burning Vampire


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:33 pm   Reply with quote

Pretty Funny.

I lol'd and ROFOL'd and LMAO'd.
Thats crazy.
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Zelnor



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:29 am   Reply with quote

a) I talk like that, too. But I am not anywhere near his level of jokes. I have found a master. But in terms of speed, I should be able too keep up to him.

b) I wonder how I am able to write - I'm choking on laughter. I AM SO WATCHING ALL OF THESE VIDEOS ! YESSSSS !!!!

c) This guy must be sent by god to show us the light. No, really. That... is the most epic thing I've ever seen. He gets it down to parody so good... I... I was never so happy...

*sniffle*
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:29 am   Reply with quote

It would seem that he too did not know of the safe with the million rupees in it.
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Zelnor



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:33 am   Reply with quote

After stopping lughing: a) He claims to be smart. I agree with Flavio, he didn't get the safe ? FAIL.
b) It's not light/dark, it's 2D / 3D. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY ? He may be awesome, but how could you take 2D / 3D as Light / Dark ? I think he's been drinking a lot of guiness.

c) Smother the Paper Mario franchise ? NEVER ! I need to see Tippi and Bleck again, or at least get another game. Also the humor is too epic to die.
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Francis



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:58 am   Reply with quote

Zelnor wrote:

b) It's not light/dark, it's 2D / 3D. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY ? He may be awesome, but how could you take 2D / 3D as Light / Dark ? I think he's been drinking a lot of guiness.

I think he was referring to Flipside/Flopside.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:49 am   Reply with quote

Francis wrote:
Zelnor wrote:

b) It's not light/dark, it's 2D / 3D. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY ? He may be awesome, but how could you take 2D / 3D as Light / Dark ? I think he's been drinking a lot of guiness.

I think he was referring to Flipside/Flopside.

Oh yeah, i never thought of it like that.
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Shahryar101010



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:39 pm   Reply with quote

that's an ok review
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Shahryar's Super Mario Shop    
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Tailz
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:53 pm   Reply with quote

Oh man that was hilarious. Very good review in a funny way XD.
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Mona



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:33 pm   Reply with quote

That was epic! XD
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