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[Medikoopa]

Seen here on DeviantArt under the name SladeJT and Fanfiction.Net under the name Its My Own Requiem.

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The Toady Translator 4.0 Advertisement

It has greatness! It has usefulness! It has the naming of the "Toady Translator 4.0"!

Having creation of the Bean who is Fawful, the Toady Translator 4.0 is a creation of awesomeness. The Toady Translator 4.0 has the allowance of the Toady who is the serving of a boss who has greatness over them to have understanding of people who have the format of speech which is much strange.

In following of the description of the usefulness of the Toady Translator 4.0 is the samples of translations of the words belonging to people who speak in ways that have much strangeness.

Example of the One: "It's a me! Mario!"

Translation of the One: "It is I who is of the naming of the person who is the finkrat Mario."

Example of the Two: "WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS."

Translation of the Two: "We have the receiving of the orders through the antennas which are on the helmets which have being in our possession. They have much sexyness."

Example of the Three: "I'll be taking that, see?"

Translation of the Three: "I will be having the taking of the aforementioned item which I have not named in this sentence, have you understandness of this?"

How do the Toady Translator 4.0 have working, you have asking of the advertisement? The way in which the aforementioned product has working have much simpleness!

We have the insertness of the device into the brain belonging to the purchaser! Next we have the activation of said device! After the way in which we apply the product into the person who have giving us the money for the product, the person who have given us the money now can speak in a manner most befitting of a toady!

Following of the sentence which is this are the testimonies of the people who have been given a trial of the Toady Translator 4.0!

"HAVE THE TAKING OF THE OUT OF THE DEVICE FROM THE HEAD WHICH IS MINE! I HAVE NO WANT TO HAVE TALKING OF THIS MANNER!" K. (Magikoopa of much age)

"The person who is the princess whill no longer have approaching of me when I have talking... I have begging of you to undo the thing which you have done. I ask of you please!" M. (Human of much being of a finkrat)

"... You have much suckage. Now have giving me of the money for which you have offered me to do have the doing of this." W. (Human who has the much annoyance of the greatness who is I.)

Have the buying of the Toady Translator 4.0 on the day which is this!

Toady Translator 4.0 and the people who have the creation of said product are not to be held responsible for the loss of the people who have the calling of the word 'friends', the teasing of the person who possesses the Toady Translator 4.0, or the loss of the sanity of any who have hearing of the words uttered by the person who has possession of the Toady Translator 4.0. The money with which you have given the creators of the product will not be returned, seeing as how the non-trial version of the Toady Translator 4.0 which is not being of a trial is unable to be deactivated, except in the event of high levels of electricity having the coursing through the body which belongs to the person who has bought the product.

[Champiness]

Epic. Read it on Deviantards, but the updates are funny.

[Zelnor]

Just stumbled upon this. Medikoopa, marry Me. This is Neo-Epic.

[Medikoopa]

[Alexio]

Lol. That was a good read.