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[Almaz]

Mr I: Alright, if everyone could just submit a chapter in the order that they occured in, then that'd be really appreciated. The next event is Merlee's Mansion, and Mimi's new hatred for me and Mega Star. I'll put up what I have so far...

Prologue: I Has A Dream/Quest

If a resident of Flipside were to look to the east at this very moment, they would see an interesting phenomenon: a block of continuously spinning space. Alas, without the ability to flip from 2D to 3D, they were only able to look north and south.

Fleep: *sigh*I'm bored, I'm bored, amore, amore,♪

There wasn't anything to do after his long adventure with the hero of legends, Mario. Fleep continued flipping the space, watching it spin around and around without much interest. Unfortunately for Fleep, Flipside, the universe, and especially, me, a very stupid Mr I was facing in that direction. And, to everyone's dismay, he is able to see in three dimentions.

Mr I: EEP! FLEEP!

Mr I roll into a bar out of nothing but pure fear of the eye-killer. The bartender suddenly approaches him.

Bartender: Wanna story?

Mr I: Um...sure?

Bartender: Okay. I call this "Fleep's Weakness" for 10 coins.

Mr I: Um...

Bartender: GET COINS, FREELOADER!

And so, Mr I began his quest for 10 coins...


Chapter 1: A Craggin' Ticket!

Tiptron flutters into the bar. However, little does she know that she will forever change the hands of destiny by her...

Tiprton: SHUT IT!

Aw...

Tiptron: I'm so happy, I just bought a lottery ticket and It's worth 100 coins! I'm going to go cash it in at the Flipside store!!!!

However, fate has a funny...

Everyone: GET TO THE POINT, ALREADY!

Fine... Mimi suddenly walked into the bar.

*Mimi music Plays*

Mimi: Hey Stupidheads! Oh, is that a lottery ticket?

Mimi quickly snatches the ticket away from Tiptron

Everyone: THANK YOU FOR THE SHORT DESCRIPTION!

Tiptron: -_-

Mimi: Well, its mine now!!! Tee-hee! I'm going to the Crag Town store to cash it in. MIMIMIMIMIMI!

Mimi then bursts out of the bar door. Tiptron tries to give chase, but to no avail, since it doesn't know how to open doors. However, it then sees Mr I despirately begging for coins and getting sand kicked in his pupil.

Tiptron: Mimi stole my Lottery ticket worth 100 coins and is about to claim the winnings at the Crag Town Store! I'll give 10% of my winnings to you Mr. I if you go to Cragtown and steal it back for me!

Mr I: Ten percent? What are you trying to do to me? That's 10 coins, and I need TEN! TEN! I don't need that!

Tiptron: (always the smart ones, huh Tippi?)

However, a random Cragnon just decided to fall down from the sky.

Cragnon: Me see lottery ticket worth 10% of 100 coins going in Crag's door. That makes ten coins, brah.

Mr I: YAY!

Mr I quickly scales Flipside Tower and hurls himself inside the gateway to the Cragnon World.

Mr I: My what a nice view in midair... aw crud.

SPLAT!

Meanwhile, with Mimi...

Mimi: There's the Crag Town store! I'm going to go cash this lottery ticket in! MIMIMIMIMIMI!!!

At a nearby doctor's...

Cragnon: You okay, brah?

Mr I: No!

Cragnon: Wow, you must be hero from Big Rock Who Watches. You go splat on ground, but Cragnons fix you!

Mr I: How'd you know where to put everything?

Cragnon: Three answers, brah.

Mr I: Lemme guess: 1. RPG and Adventure Laws clearly state that you should have a doctor. 2. Magic. 3. Do not question things you cannot understand.

Cragnon: YEAH!
Mr I: -_-

Cragnon: HEY! Pretty Cragnon lady going to shop with lottery ticket. That really crags my crag, ya know, brah?

Mr I: LOTTO?! OMG, I NEED THAT!

Mr I quickly rolls after the lady, who happens to be Mimi.

Crangon: WAIT! I HAVEN'T FINISHED LASER EYE SURGERY!

At the shop...

Howzit: Hello! Welcome to the store in the Land of the Cragnons! Howzit going on this fine day?

Mimi: Hi, I've come to claim my prize of 100 coins

Mimi slowly looks inside her pocket for a ticket.

Mimi: Wait, no this is my credit card, wait no... this is my Pinna Park Seasons Pass. Oh, here it is!!!

Mimi slowly begins to take the lottery ticket out of my pocket. Suddenly, Mr I barges through the door.

Mr I: NOT SO FAST!

Mimi: What?

Howzit: What in the world?

Mr I: I need...OOH! A CANDY BAR!

Howzit: Alright, that'll be ten coins.

Mr I: I don't have that much, but I have 10 coins!

Howzit: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!

Mr I: Oh, so they'll do?

Howzit: OF COURSE!

Mr I: YAY!

Mr I buys a candy bar. But then he realizes...

Mr I: WHAAAA! I DON'T HAVE A MOUTH!

Mr I gets so mad that he jumps really really high into the air, never to be seen again for a few more lines of text.

Mimi:...anyways so yea, I'll cash in this lottery ticket.

Howzit: Sure thing!

Mimi and Howzit trade the ticket and coins.

Mimi: See you later!

Howzit: Have a nice day!

Mimi leaves back to Flipside. Meanwhile...

Plane Pilot: On your right, you'll see the great crag, brahs. And on your left, you'll see a crazy eyeball doing something stupid. WHAT THE CRAG?!

Mr I lands on the plane. He then crashes it into Flipside Tower.

Mr I: Ow...

Flipside Tower falls on Mr I.

Mr I: Why me?

Chapter 2: Mimi VS Carrie: The Useless Battle

Mimi teleports back to Flipside

Mimi: Now, what should I put these 100 coins towards? Maybe I should go on vacation?

Mimi wisely checks into a Flipside hotel. Inside her room using the internet...

Mimi: Well let's see what we have here... Oh, a seven day luxury cruise on Daisy's Cruiser is leaving from Poshley Heights. Let's see where the ports are...

Computer: Keyhaul Key, Isle Delfino and Cheep Cheep Beach!
Mimi: Oh, but theres also a cruise on the MSS Sea Star going to ...

Computer: The Grand Canal, Pagoda Peak, Pyramid Park, Neon Heights and Windmillville.

Mimi:Ohhh, this is too hard to decide, I'll figure it out in the morning.

Mimi puts 100 coins on her bedside table. She then Morphs into a snooze alarm and sets self for 9:00 am

Mimi: zzzzzzzmimimimimi... zzzzzzzmimimimimi

In a nearby jail...

O' Chunks: So...ye think yer so smart 'cuz you can crash a plain. Well, Mr. IAMSOSTOOPID, yer serving HARD LABOR! Curtesy of me, O'Chunks, the new shereef 'ere!

Mr I: LASER EYE!

Nothing happens...

Mr I: Right... LOOK A MONKEY!

O' Chunks: WHERE?!

Mr I runs away as O' Chunks looks for a monkey, eventually falling into Captain Gills's pool, where he is quickly devoured by Gills, Gills Jr, Gills II, Gills III, Gills IV, and GillsV.

Mr I: Thank goodness I'm...

The door to Lineland falls on Mr I's head. Mr I is warped there, but gets KO'd for several hours.

8:55 A.M. Carrie is randomly floating around.

Carrie: Well, this is another day of nothing...

Suddenly, a flier runs into Carrie.

Carrie: Wha?

Flier: WANTED! Mr I and Mimi. Steal their money. I want them dead or alive. Signed, Tiptron.

Flier gets shredded by one of the plane's giant fans.

Carrie: MIMI! THAT FIEND!

Carrie flies up and steals all of Mimi's money. How does he know where she is? There's a big poster outside that says, "Mimi's Room. STAY OUT UNLESS YOU'RE A HUNKY LIFEGUARD OR WANT TO GIVE ME STUFF!" However, Mimi wakes up one minute later...

Mimi: WHERE...ARE...MY...COINS!!!!!!!!??????????????

Mimi looks out the window and sees Carrie with the coins

Mimi: I'll get you for this!!!!!!!

*Mimi music plays*

Mimi slightly tilts her head to the right until her eyes turn into black circles. Her head tilts 360 degrees a few times until it finally settles upside down. The bowtie which is now on Mimi's head grows bigger and flashes red while beeping and Mimi's eyes turn smaller. Mimi's Head turns big and wrinkly and 6 long spider legs grow out of it. One of Mimi's ponytails hangs off a leg and her little body hangs limply off her upside down head

Mimi: Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimmimimimi!!!!

Mimi jumps out the window and walks down the streets of Flipside looking for Carrie wrecking lamp posts and houses in sight with her tall spider legs.

Carrie: Uh oh...

Thinking quickly, Carrie puts booby traps that can send Mimi to the Underwhere

Carrie: That's for stealing Tiptron's cash!

Mimi sees the trap and carefully dodges it

Mimi: MIMIMIMIMIMIMI!

Mimi shoots rubbees out onto Carrie. However, Carrie masterfully dodges the rubees and throws arrows at Mimi's legs.

Carrie: Gotcha!

One of Mimi's legs break off. In retaliation, Mimi creates a wall of Rubbees around Carrie and it closes in on her.

Mimi: MIMIMIMIMIMIMI!!!!

However, Carrie actually has a brain and flies away from the attack.

Carrie: Pfft. THUNDER RAGE!

Carrie uses two Thunder Rages to knock off two more of Mimi's legs.

Mimi: Geez Carrie I never knew it was impossible to hit you. Mario doesn't have the magic ability to dodge every last little thing his enemies do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mimi gets extremely furious. She then makes a huge block of Rubees and drops it on Carrie, making her go SPLAT on the ground. The money falls out of the block.

Mimi: And that's how we do it... Mimi style!

Mimi walks off to the Flipside International Airport. However...

Mimi: CLOSED?! Great, now I need to use the Yold Town one!

Mimi teleports to Yold Desert. Meanwhile with Mr I...

Mr I: That is the LAST time I go to Flipside when Fleep is there, get sucked into an RPG, and then launch a plane into Flipside Tower! I'll do everything, and then MORE!

Mr I sees a pit he could easily roll over, another pit filled with cement, an angry guy that looks like he's the most important person in the world, and a guy who looks like a Tyler.

Mr I: Hm...methinks I'll go forth!

Mr I rolls over a lot of pointy rocks, and gets to Bestovious' house in record time... with record injury!

Mr I: If I wasn't invincible in 2D, I'd be dead 100 days ago. Now, where is Bestovious?

The house is empty...

Mr I: WHY CAN'T I FIND A DOOR!

Out of pity, a door reveals itself.

Mr I: WHERE! THE ROCKS HURT MY EYE!

Door: <_<

Chapter 3: Player 2 In Yold Time

A ? Block is hovering in Yold Town. But it isn't just ANY ? Block! No, it's THE ? BLOCK! Which pretty much means... um... what does it mean again? Oh yeah, that he can talk and he's smarter... wait, that's it?!

? Block: Okay, I've gone two days without anybody hitting me. I think my bad luck streak is finally coming to an end! This is blocktasticular!

Mimi walks in

Mimi: I finally made it to Yold Town. Now, I need to find the Yold Town Airport to fly to Poshley Heights where my cruise is leaving. I need a lot more coins on my way there to save up for the cruise. Oh, a ? block!!!!
That might have coins.

Mimi walks up to and hits block

Mimi: Oh yeah it was a coin!

Mimi notices something...

Mimi: Oh wait, its one of those ones that have a lot of coins.

She then Hits it 10 more times

Mimi: Wait maybe I can get all of the coins out by doing this.

She Morphs into a Thwomp, hops, and smashes down on the block. More coins come out.

Mimi: I think that's it.

She finally changes back and starts to walk away

Mimi: But just to be sure...

She hits the block again and leaves FOR REAL.

? Block: GRAAAAAAAARG!

? Block then transforms into super-evil-? Block-of-doom with blocktasticular laser beams

? Block: I'm BLOCK going to go BLOCK destroy the world now and BLOCK stuff. To the place of...uh...BLOCK world destroying! ...BLOCK where's the place of world destroying? BLOCK!

Now, to another pathetic loser...

Mr I: HEY! A DOOR!

Door: <_<

Mr I walks through the door. Then, Mr I sees Bestovious.

Bestovious: ACK! How'd you get through my secret door?!

Mr I: MAGIC!

Bestovious: I HAVE BETTER MAGIC!

Bestovious pulls out a Magic Wand.

Mr I: Um... you point that the other way?

Bestovious: Nice try, but I've seen Kamek use it this way.

Mr I: He was holding it wrong, and it worked out of pity?

Bestovious: Really?

Mr I: According to Kamek when he was fighting a shadow monster.

Bestovious: Alright then.

Bestovious blasts himself with the Magic Wand. Then, Mr I absorbs him because *picks up note from Mr I* I'm not a cannibal, but I like how people taste...

Mr I: And now...FLIP!

Mr I can now flip dimentions! AND TELEPORT!

Mr I: HAPPIES! TELEPORT!

Mr I teleports to...it looks like Yold Desert...

Mr I: YAY!

1500 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND!

Mr I: Aw crud...

SPLAT...AGAIN!

Meanwhile...

Mimi: DARN IT! I don't have enough money for my cruise! I'm going to have to pay it back off at Merlee's Mansion!

Mimi teleports there. With a doctor...

Mr I: Why does this always happen to me?

Yold Townsperson: Because you're stupid. Also, I set your laser eye on/off switch back to on.

Mr I: I had a switch all this time?

Yold Townsperson: Yep.

Mr I absorbs the townsperson

Mr I: Absorbing is magically delicious!

Mr I rolls into Old Man Watchitt's house

Watchitt: WATCHITT!

Mr I: Predictable.

Watchitt: See Merlumina and tell her to get out of my dreams so I can give the You-Know-What to Bestovious!

Mr I: But I AM BESTOVIOUS!

Watchitt: Oh...well then... IDIOT BROTHER, DO IT ANYWAY!

Mr I: BUT I HAVE HOMEWORK!

Watchitt: DO IT OR I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!

Mr I: *sigh* Fine.
And now, Mr I goes on another stupid quest...but what is that devilishly good ? Block... wait, who writes this junk?! Oh well, what's ? Block going to do?

? Block: Do you know where I can go to be evil?

Yold Townsperson: DEMON!

Yold Townsperson runs away.

? Block: -_-

Only time will tell...

[Fancy Wario]

Great job!

[Almaz]

Thank you, it took lots of editing.

[Piccolo the Pixl]

Seems good so far. I like it ^_^

[Mimi!!!]

That...is...amazing

[Lord Bowser]

[End Boss]

.......impressive

[Pure-???]

I can't wait till you do my intro!

[Luvbi]

This is possibly one of the greatest things to exist, simply because I might be in it.

[Pure-???]

luvbi, you will be in it, it goes up to the end of the fight in the arena

[Fancy Wario]

It wasn't posted on LL today...too bad.

[Almaz]

Srry, really busy. You're a Super Koopa, ? Block?

[Fancy Wario]

Well, I have quite a few characters now >_>. ? Block's taken over Grubba's body, though, if that's what you're asking. He's a Clubba.

[Mimi!!!]

Are you posting the rest of the story here?

[Almaz]

To ? Block: I meant on LL.

To Mimi: Yes, but I've been really busy keeping up with the 2nd saga!