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[Mona]

Reverend Parris: LORD BOWSER. LOLOLOL.
Betty Parris: MIKURU. Lolwut?
Tituba: MAMA LUIGI. Just because.
Abigail Williams: Haruhi Kirby. >3
Susanna Walcott: Piccolo the Pixl.
Ann Putnam: Linwa
Thomas Putnam: Scorwa
Mercy Lewis: Maya Fey
Mary Warren: Arle Nadja
John Proctor: MALAK
Elizabeth Proctor: Meeeeeeeee. (Mona)
Rebecca Nurse: Medikoopa. Get eet? NURSE? MEDIKOOPA? LOL.
Giles Corey: Vaati
Reverend Hale: Chaos Dimentio. Because they're both epic.
Francis Nurse: FRANCIS. >D
Ezekiel Cheever: Shadow Articuno
Marshal Herrick: Frozenwinters
Judge Hathorne: LordBlumiere
Deputy Governer Danforth: Plastic Mario
Sarah Good: Kammy Koopa. XD
Hopins: Gear

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Lord Bowser is standing around in Mikuru's Room, looking really pissed off. I wonder why? BECAUSE. Enter Mama Luigi, who is supposedly LB's slave but we'll never know. DUN DUN -shot-

Mama Luigi: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaai

Lord Bowser: GET OUT!

Mama Luigi: I HAET U. ;~; Exits room.

Enter Haruhi Kirby, who we'll just call Haruhi for now.

Haruhi: Uncle? Piccolo's here from Doctor Mario...

Lord Bowser: I'm not your uncle for the 9001st time!!!

Piccolo enters. 'Nuff said.

Lord Bowser: Well? What did Doctor Mario say?!

Piccolo: Mikuru's doomed.

Lord Bowser: AW F*CK!

Piccolo: He said that it may be caused by "unnatural" causes, if you know what I'm saying.

Lord Bowser:...No, not HERE...tell Doctor Moron to get a life!

Piccolo: Whatever. >>

Haruhi: Speak nothing about this...

Piccolo: Yeah right. Exits.

Haruhi: Well, we're screwed.

Lord Bowser: Who ARE you anyways? >>

Haruhi: Just go downstairs and tell everyone that there isn't any witchcraft...

Lord Bowser: SINCE WHEN ARE WE TALKING ABOUT WITCHCRAFT?!

Haruhi: Now.

Lord Bowser: Well, what the heck do we tell them? That you and your..."peeps"...were dancing around in the woods?! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES.

Haruhi: Since when? It's like, not 1692. >>

Lord Bowser: Yes it is.

Haruhi: Oh. Whatever.

Lord Bowser: Anyways, WTF happened to Mikuru? She's like, dead. >>

Haruhi: She passed out when you found out.

Lord Bowser: I KNOW THAT.

Haruhi: O RLY?

Lord Bowser: RERAIL. Why does Mona hate you?

Haruhi: Because she's a bitter, sadistic person.

Lord Bowser: So are you.

Haruhi: Your point?

Linwa enters.

Lord Bowser: Pissed. How did you get in here?!

Linwa: I opened the door.

Lord Bowser: Sh*t.

Linwa: So, how high did she fly?

Lord Bowser: Fly...?

Haruhi:

Linwa: Yeah, Hario told me that he saw Mikuru fly over his house...

Lord Bowser: LISTEN MORON, MIKURU NEVER---

Enter Scorwa.

Lord Bowser: STOP OPENING THE DOOR!!!

Scorwa: Why did you kill your daughter?

Lord Bowser: Twitches. MIKURU'S NOT MY DAUGHTER, AND SHE'S NOT DEAD!

Linwa: Yes she is. At least our child isn't dead...

Scorwa: We have a child? ._.

Linwa: For the purpose of this fanfic, yes.

Scorwa:

Lord Bowser: Wut?

Linwa: Ruth walks and her eyes open, but she doesn't sleep or hear.

Scorwa: What kind of name is Ruth?! WHO NAMED THIS CHILD?!

Linwa: So, I heard about the witchcraft.

Lord Bowser: Shakes fist and swears about Piccolo. There's no such thing. >>

Haruhi: Yes there is.

Lord Bowser: SHUT UP!

Linwa: I bet it's Mama Luigi's fault, he conjures up the dead.

Lord Bowser: He what?

Linwa: THEY WERE MURDERED!

Lord Bowser: Who?

Linwa: OUR SEVEN CHILDREN!

Scorwa:

Lord Bowser: SO...you were conjuring up spirits last night?!

Haruhi: Not I, Mama Luigi was!

Lord Bowser: Suuuuuuuure.

Enter Maya Fey.

Maya: Oh, I wasn't expecting so many people to be here...I wanted some alone time with Mikuru...

Haruhi: Facepalms.

Scorwa: Go home and take care of the child me and Linwa magically had.

Maya: Your mother is taking care of her.

Scorwa: I have a mother?

Lord Bowser: GET OUT!

Linwa, Scorwa, and LB exit.

Haruhi: What's up with Ruth?

Maya: I don't really care. She's too weird for my tastes.

Haruhi:

Maya: So, what does LB know?

Haruhi: Everything. We're screwed.

Maya: I don't wanna be screwed by a guy. ;~;

Haruhi: Facepalms.

Enter Arle Nadja, who seems concerned.

Arle: Everyone's talking about witchcraft now, we're sure to get accused!

Maya: You want to tell the truth, don't you? >>

Arle: We have to! You'll only get whipped for dancing, witchcraft can get you hung---

Haruhi: O RLY?

Arle: >>

Suddenly, Mikuru whimpers.

Haruhi: Mikuru?

Suddenly, Mikuru springs up.

Mikuru: I WANT MY MAMA. D:

Haruhi: You don't have a mother, you're an anime character!

Mikuru: Lies! I'll fly to her! Let me fly! Tries to jump out window, but Haruhi Kirby pulls her back.

Haruhi: Stop it! I told LB everything, stop acting!

Mikuru: But you drank blood! VAMPIRE!

Haruhi: Bishslaps Mikuru. Shut up!

Mikuru: But you did! You drank a charm to kill Mona!

Haruhi: Bishslaps her again. SHUT UP!

Mikuru collapses back into her bed and starts bawling her eyes out.

Haruhi: Turns to Arle and Maya. Listen, we all know what we did. Speak a word of it, and I'll destroy the universe. Sits up Mikuru. Now, stop playing around!

Mikuru: Returns to comatose state.

Arle: Shocked. Haruhi, she's going to die! We have to tell the truth and---

Haruhi: Shut it!

Enter MALAK, Arle seems shocked.

Arle: I was just going back home---

MALAK: O RLY?

Arle:...No. ;;

MALAK: Just go. -.-

Arle leaves without another word.

MALAK: Notices Maya quietly approaching Mikuru. GTF AWAY FROM MIKURU OR I'LL KILL YOU!!! D<

Maya: OSNAP. Maya jumps out the window.

Haruhi: Hey there. ;D

MALAK: Hi. What's up with Mikuru? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?! >(

Haruhi: She's just playing around...

MALAK: O RLY? I've been hearing rumors of witchcraft...

Haruhi: Rerails subject. I LOVE YOU, MALAK! Why won't you just return the love I desire, that you try so hard to hide?

MALAK: Haruhi---

Haruhi: MALAK, you know we did it. STOP TRYING TO REFUTE IT'S EXISTANCE!

MALAK: No u.

Suddenly, Mikuru screams, and LB runs up with Linwa, Scorwa, and Maya.

Lord Bowser: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

Haruhi: No.

Linwa: WITCHCRAFT!

Lord Bowser: NO, IT'S NOT!

Scorwa: YES IT IS.

Vaati and Medikoopa enter.

Medikoopa: What sickness is this...?

Vaati: She is able to fly it must be witchcraft.

Scorwa: Shut up before you piss off LB. >>

Medikoopa walks over to Mikuru.

Linwa: Well...?

Medikoopa: She'll awaken soon enough. I have 11 children and 26 grandchildren---

Haruhi: HOLYSH---

Medikoopa: It's only for the purpose of this fanfic.

Scorwa: Rerail please?

Linwa: I'm telling you, it's witchcraft...

Lord Bowser: Facepalms. This Act is boring. Let's skip to the end...

Time Paradox. =O

Mama Luigi, Haruhi, and Mikuru are calling out names. Who? The world may never know. Stupid time paradox...

END OF ACT ONE.

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Lol. Epic, yez? XD So yeah. I skipped a lot of crap, because it was crap. Lolwut? Next Act, we meet Mona, see more of Chaos Dimentio who unfortunately was neglected, and we meet Francis, Shadow Articuno, and Frozenwinters!

[Private Johnson]

very good I WANNA SEE MORE NOW!

[Count_Bleck]

It was great. And I jumped out a window, which was epic!

[Celeste Dimentia]

That was hilarious, and very well done. Keep it up!

I liked Vaati's one line.

[Gear]

lol, 11 kids and 26 grand kids. This was funny :3

Also, who the hell is Hopins?

[Mona]

I had to leave to go to the bathroom like, 3 times while writing this. XD

Anyways, if I don't finish Act Two today, it'll be up tomorrow; I have Early Release. :3

Lol, Medikoopa's married to Francis.

[Francine]

[Count_Bleck]

Umm does anybody know the number to AAAA? I need to go there, seriously!

[Frozenwinters]

This are gud. Maor plx.

[Private Johnson]