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[Mona]

Enter the home of MALAK and Mona, husband and wife. Wut? Mona is cooking pizza when MALAK enters.

Mona: Why were you gone so long? I missed you. ;; Mona hugs MALAK.

MALAK: I was doing...stuff.

Mona: Well, you're back now! ^^

MALAK: Sooooo...what'cha making?

Mona: Pizza...

MALAK:...Are you depressed or something? You didn't even ask for cash plx. >>

Mona: You went to Salem again, didn't you?

MALAK: Salem? I thought this was Digibutter.

Mona:...'K then. ^^ Arle Nadja's there today---

MALAK: Why'd you let her go?! Don't you remember I told you no?

Flashback.

MALAK: No.

Mona: 'K. <D

End Flashback.

Mona: Yes. But I couldn't stop her...

MALAK: She's OUR servant...

Mona: She claims to be an official of the court...

MALAK:...Haruhi told me that it was for fun...it's all a fraud...

Mona: You were alone in a room with her? >>

MALAK:...For a moment.

Mona: Bishslaps MALAK. Those who have read/watched The Crucible obviously know why...

Suddenly, Arle enters. MALAK grabs her by the cloak, which she somehow has on.

Arle:... Slaps MALAK, who lets go.

MALAK: OW! What is it, slap MALAK day?!

Arle: Walks over to Mona and hands her a doll. I had to sit a long time, so I made this for you...

Mona: Yayz. :3

MALAK: Arle, is it true that 14 women are arrested already?

Arle: Looks down. No, sir. There's 39 now...-tears begin to flow-

Mona: What's wrong? D:

Arle: Flipside Resident...will hang!

Mona: Who's Flipside Resident?

Arle: A person who never posted.

Mona: Ah.

Arle: But Kammy confessed to witchcraft...

MALAK: That's obvious. She IS a witch kind of thing anyways...But I don't believe it! BECAUSE JOHN PROCTOR ISN'T A PUSHOVER!

Arle:...It's true! She cursed me a month ago! Remember when I fell ill?

Mona: Yes...I do...

MALAK: But where's your proof?

Arle: I have none, but---I'm a court official!

MALAK: Pulls out hammer. I'll official you!

Arle: Points to Mona. I saved her life today!

MALAK is speechless and puts away the hammer. Mona blinks.

Mona: I'm accused...?

Arle: Somewhat mentioned, but I defended you. Seeing as we live together, they dismissed it.

Mona: Who accused me?

Arle: I'm not allowed to say...

MALAK:...Go to bed...

Arle: I won't be ordered anymore!

MALAK: THEN DON'T GO TO BED!

Arle: BUT I WANT TO!

MALAK: THEN GO!!! ._0

Arle exits the room.

Mona:...WTF?

MALAK:...

Mona: This isn't good...I'm going to be accused again...I know it!

MALAK: Mona---

Mona:...How...do you feel about Haruhi?

MALAK: Mona, you know---

Mona: No, you know what you did, and it PISSES ME OFF...

MALAK: Mona, now you're pissing me off, you know that I---

Mona: You realize that if I'm not your wife, nobody is? Haruhi's just using you---

MALAK: Mona---

Enter Chaos Dimentio, who we'll just call CD because I don't feel like typing his name the whole time because I'm lazy like that.

Mona bishslaps MALAK on his entrance.

MALAK: Uh...hello Mr. Hale. ._.;

Mona & CD: Mr. Hale?

MALAK: Pulls up script. Oh, sorry. I was reading off the actual play, so I said Mr. Hale instead of Chaos Dimentio. I mean, why are we even doing this? I just keep getting slapped---

Mona bishslaps MALAK again.

CD: I guess I'm interrupting something? >>

MALAK: Aside from Mona slapping me to death, no.

CD: So, you're Mona.

Mona: We've met.

CD: Not in this fanfic.

Mona: Oh yeah, the 4th Wall. 'K then, I'll play along...

MALAK: So anyways, do you come for business of the court?

CD: Not exactly...I'm not sure if you heard, but Mona was mentioned in the court---

MALAK: Arle told us already.

CD: Well, I've been going from house to house, I was just at Medikoopa's---

Mona: Medikoopa's charged?!

CD: She was...mentioned somewhat.

MALAK: Well, it's not that surprising. I mean, she does have healing powers and crap...

Mona bishslaps MALAK again.

CD: Well, with that, I'd best be off---

Mona: Wait, MALAK, you should tell him...

CD: ???

Mona: Will you tell him? >>

MALAK: I have no evidence, but I know that all of these sicknesses aren't from witchcraft, witchcraft has nothing to do with this...

CD: Nothing to do with---?

MALAK: Lord Bowser discovered them, and they pretended to be sick to get out of trouble.

Mona: This century sucks.

CD:...Who told you this?

MALAK: Haruhi Kirby.

CD: Haruhi.

MALAK: Yes.

CD: She told you it had nothing to do with witchcraft? Why would you keep this?

MALAK: I didn't know until tonight---

CD: Nonsense! Mama Luigi, Kammy Koopa, and many others have confessed it---

MALAK: You'd think they would, if they don't confess, they get hung!

Mona: I feel left out. T_T

CD:...Do you think that there are no witches in this world?

MALAK: I have wondered...but now---

Mona: I can't believe it!

MALAK: OHSHI---

Mona: I was trying to get in the conversation...

CD & MALAK:

Enter Vaati and Francis. Lol

Vaati: MALAK!

MALAK: Vaati, what's wrong?

Vaati: They took my wife!

Mona: Since when are you married...?

Francis: Mine too!

MALAK: Medikoopa's in jail?!

Mona: This is insane! They've gone mad now!

Francis: I MUST BEN THEM ALL!!!

MALAK: Calm down---

Francis: NO U.

Enter Shadow Articuno, who we shall shorten to SA.

SA: Good evening...

MALAK: OHSHI---I hope you don't come on business of the court...

SA: I'm afraid I do.

Enter Frozenwinters, who will stand silently for a while.

SA: Anyways...I have a warrent for Mona...

MALAK: Turns to CD. You said she wasn't charged!

Hale: I know nothing of it...when was she charged?

SA: Dunno. I just present the warrents, and Mona is one.

MALAK: Who charged her?

SA: Pizza Dinosaur. Uh, I mean Haruhi.

Mona: I KNEW IT!

SA: I have little time, so, will you hand me any dolls you have?

MALAK: Wut?

Mona: I don't have any, not since I was like...younger.

SA: O RLY? SA takes down the doll Arle had given her earlier.

Mona: Oh, that? Arle gave it to me---

MALAK: Bring her here.

Mona: 'K. Leaves.

SA: !!!

MALAK: Wut nao? -.-

SA: There's a needle in it...the same place where Haruhi was whining about earlier today---

MALAK: What?

Enter Mona and Arle.

MALAK: Y u put that needle in there?

Arle: I---did it. I meant no harm---

CD: Are you sure you saw no one FORCE you to do it?

Arle: Ask Piccolo, she saw me sewing it...Ask Haruhi! Haruhi sat beside me when I made it!

CD: You accuse Haruhi?

Arle: No! I don't charge---

Mona: Haruhi charges me? For...causing her pain with this...poppet?

Frozenwinters: I only get 1 freakin line. Well screw that, I'm going to talk anyways! YES.

Mona: This girl is murder! She must be ripped out of this world!

SA: HA! YOU HEARD IT!

Mona: What I say? D:

MALAK: Get out! Snatches the warrent from SA.

SA: Don't---

MALAK: Rips it up.

Frozenwinters: Oooooo, Plastic Mario's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiissed!

Mona: I'll go, they might prove me innocent---

MALAK: NUU.

Frozenwinter: Hey, I have TWO lines! Ahem. "I have to take her away, the law binds me." 'K?

MALAK: Kicks Frozenwinters in the shin.

Frozenwinters: Lolwut I have no shin.

MALAK: ._.

Mona: 'K bye.

MALAK: I SHALL PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE!

Mona: 'K. ^^

MALAK:...Dun do eet plz. ;;

Frozenwinters: Srry bye.

Frozenwinters, SA, and Mona exit.

Francis: My Admin powers have faiiiiiiiled. D:

CD, Francis, and Vaati exit.

Arle: Awkward...

MALAK: YOU are coming to court with me, and you'll tell the truth!

Arle:...'K.

MALAK: Lolwtfbbq4dinar? No drama crap?

Arle: Na, it's long enough as is...

MALAK: 'K.

END OF ACT TWO!

-x-

Srry for the lack of humor, Act Two is too dramatic. Lol.

Tomorrow in Act Three, we meet Plastic Mario and Lord Blumiere. w00t!

Kthnx.

[Piccolo the Pixl]

I lol'd

[Mona]

[Frozenwinters]

XD I have the best part. <3

[Mona]

[Mama Luigi]

CTRL + F search for Mama Luigi = one time.

I'm only mentioned? D:

[Sind]

Cool story!

Wonder if I ever will be in it.

[Mona]

[Light Prognosticus]

Will I be in it?

[Mona]

[Sind]

[Light Prognosticus]

[Flavio]

Have Flavio kill everybody in the last act.

[LvKeulen]

[Count_Bleck]

act three soon plx.