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[Almaz]

DK laughed at the sunglasses, even while he was taking an uppercut. "Cleaver, Shadow. You would do very nicely in Donkey Kong Challenge. Maybe you visit Kongo Jungle sometime? Maybe?" DK kept asking, getting bolder by the second. Of course, DK wasn't quite done yet. Camera or no camera, there was still an ace in the hole. "FINAL GRENADE!" DK laughed, tossing his 20th Orange Grenade at Shadow (the amount carried in DK64) at an extremely close range. While DK kept zooming away at a high speed, he eventually caught a piece of land. Unfortunately, that piece of land was the track. DK was tossed into the air until he was flung onto a floating platform. Instead of looking at the explosion, as tempting as it was, DK went to his camera. He suddenly opened the mechanism, and began monkeying around with the film, flash, and lens.

[Aggrieved]

Shadow quickly jumped up and was propelled away by the blast. He landed on another floating platform and spotted DK fiddiling with his camera and paying no attention to him. He droppend down to the racers, and began sneaking up on the ape.

[Almaz]

DK was randomly hitting the inside of the camera with a banana. And with that, the marvel was finished. And just in time too - DK noticed Shadow right near him. "Alright Shadow, now I mean it. Donkey win now!" DK laughed. However, instead of a devastating blow, he simply did one thing: tossed a banana peel at Shadow. "You're gunna slip, trust me, you're GUNNA slip!" DK mocked, quoting an extremely famous man. .

[Aggrieved]

Shadow watched as DK threw the banana peel at him. He was not sure how to react to this, so he simply stepped around it and continued making his way to DK.

[Almaz]

"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" DK screamed at Shadow. Of course, it was very possible, as the banana peel was rather small and the platform he was on was rather large. However, DK had a backup plan. With a swift hand, he slammed the ground with his fists, creating a small shockwave. It wasn't much, but it would hurl Shadow into the air slightly.

[Aggrieved]

Shadow was sent spiraling up in the air by the attack, but before falling to the track below he teleported to the camera mechanism.

"Hmm, I don't have enough energy yet to use Chaos Control again," he noted. He spotted a Mr. Saturn on the ground and threw that as well as a few Chaos Spears at DK.

[Yosh]

((aren't you godmoding a bit to much))

Yosh had already eaten 23 hot-dogs, but he wanted more, cause never had he tasted so good hot-dog before.

[Gold Prognosticus]

*eyes the camera*
Either the ape is insane or has an incredibly clever plan up its sleeve...

[MsDevin92]

*enters and kicks back in a seat* ...Man, I missed most of the fight, didn't I? ><

[Gold Prognosticus]

[MsDevin92]

Meh, whatever. *gets a tennis ball out of her bag and tosses it up and down*

[Almaz]

Donkey smiled, seeing his foe right where he wanted him. "This where you lose!" DK smirked. He quickly took a snapshot with his own camera.

While the world blinked, DK stated simply, "This camera used to turn Banana Fairys to film. Now Donkey make it so Shadow turn to picture. You picture after this over, and then Donkey throw you off." However, DK was caught off guard by the infinately-fast Chaos Spear. As Shadow slowly turned into flim, DK was being blasted away. There was no telling who the winner could possibly be

[Aggrieved]

((No, I do not believe I am godmodding. Godmodding would be where I dodge all of his attacks and launch completely unavoidable attacks. I don't believe I'm doing either.))

Shadow gasped as DK took the picture, and in a swift moment, was transformed into film. He flew onto a racer and was caught on the tail, with the chance of him slipping off and losing every moment.

((Ok, how do we decide who wins this?))

[Almaz]

((Let's let Chaos Dimentio decide. I'd like to move on, but I think we've been pretty darn even, as well as in-character, this whole fight. Let's just wait for Sonic to announce the winner))

[Celeste Dimentia]

(( I used a randomization program to decide ))

I... I don't believe it. By a monkey hair's breadth... Donkey Kong is the winner!

*confetti falls, and the DK symbol appears behind Donkey Kong*

That match was extremely close... I applaud your strength, Shadow. It's not to be underestimated! You may stick around the arena for as long as you like, of course, to see even more mascots pummel the stuffing out of each other.

And we can now begin a new match... be patient, DK. You'll get to smash some more heads eventually!

The next match, approved to begin, is...

VERSUS

Pokémon Trainer (Paper Luigi) versus Wolf O'Donnell (Fancy Wario)!


Stock: 2 Each

Stage: Hyrule Castle (from first Smash Bros.)

Items That Drop: Crates/Barrels/Capsules, Bumper, Smoke Bomb, Bob-Omb, Fan, Cloaking Device, Super Mushroom, Poison Mushroom, Gooey Bomb, Star Rod, various small food items
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