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[Marker Magikoopa]

1. Not allowed to keep anything bigger than Bowser as a pet.
2. Not allowed to dare koopatrols to eat poison shrooms. They'll always do it.
3. Not allowed to refer to Bowser as the "King-of-guys-who-talk-to-posters".
4. Not allowed to paint bullseyes on the shells of koopas I hate.
5. Not allowed to paint eyes on the back of my head to confuse the boos.
6. Not allowed to critisize Bowser's choice to be in an inter-species relationship.
7. Not allowed to tease the fire bros. while near the gun powder room.
8. That goes double for bob-ombs.
9. Not allowed to try to take a peek under the masks of sleeping shy guys. They are VERY light sleepers.
10. Not allowed to bring up the fact that Bowser's marriage to Peach ended when he was taken to the Underwhere.

Feel free to add to this list.

[Almaz]

11. Do not mention how his room is covered with Princess Peach posters.
12. Do not tell the Koopalings that they're using their wands wrong: 5 of them will probably believe you, six if you say that it'll give him chocolate.
13: Do not say anything positive about Mario.
14. Do not try to destroy the world that Bowser is going to rule.

[Fancy Wario]

15. If something goes wrong, it's your fault. If it's not your fault, it's your fault.
16. If you're the last one in, lock the gate.
17. Do NOT give Bowser beans for dinner.

[Marker Magikoopa]

18. Synchronized panicking is NOT a propper battle plan.
19. Not allowed to use Mario in any SSB game unless I make him jump off of the stage at least 5 times.
20. Not allowed to die.
21. Not allowed to walk off cliffs.
22. Not allowed to get jumped on.
23. Not allowed to switch the janitor's and Kammy's brooms and see what happens.
24. Not allowed to be brainwashed.
25. Any and all fanfics that involve Bowser need to be approved by him before being posted online.
26. Any "BowserXanyone besides Peach" fanfics are not allowed to be sent to Bowser for approval.
27. Peach has no place in my chain of command whether she is married to Bowser or not.

[Lord Bowser]

MARVELOUS! My minions are working just as planned...

[Marker Magikoopa]

28. Not allowed to watch Super Mario Bros. Z.
29. Not allowed to slip vacation requests into large stacks of papers that Bowser is about to sign.
30. Shaving is mandatory.
31. Not allowed to impeach Bowser.

[Fancy Wario]

Um...weren't those 28-31?

[Marker Magikoopa]

Fixed it.

32. Saying "checkmate" durring a game of chess means that Bowser wins.
33. The Peach posters in Bowser's room are not in my chain of command, no matter how much Bowser talks to them.
34. Not allowed to eat turtley leaves durring formation unless I brought enough for everyone.
35. (next day) Not allowed to eat turtley leaves in formation even if I brought enough for everyone.
36. Bowser is not fat. He's merely big-shelled.
37. Not allowed to offer Bowser a breath mint after he breathes fire at me.
38. I can't mention the weirdness of 3 goombas being in koopa squad 7N without being called a racist.

[Sir Trentov]

A dictatorship? More the reason to take over this fortress!

[Marker Magikoopa]

39. Not allowed to paint the koopa strikers' soccer shells brown and put laces on them.
40. Not allowed to disturb Bowser within 20 minutes of any successful kidnapping of Peach.
41. Not allowed to leave axes near any bridges in the castle.
42. The same goes for buttons that retract the bridges.

[Marker Magikoopa]

43. Not allowed to begin the epic, climactic, final battle to save the world (so that Bowser can take over it later) by bonking the big bad guy on the head while yelling "Stop bein crazy ya idiot!" at him... again.
44. Not allowed to draw moustaches on any paintings of Bowser.
45. This goes double for the Peach posters.
45. And triple if the moustache resemble's that of any famous plumber.
46. Erasing the moustache on a picture of Mario is acceptable though.

[The Green Thunder]

47. Do not jump on the minions, they've been traumatized from enough from jumps.
48. Don't use Banzai bills in the castle, they destroy everything!
49. Stop hiring minions that suck.
50. Do not insult the statues of Bowser!

Heh heh heh.

The Green Thunder

[Almaz]

51. Do not fill the Bowser Statues with Bubble Gum at ANY TIME.
52. The same goes double with Bullit Bill Cannons.
53. Triple if it has anything to do with Bob-ombs.
54. Do not drop Starmen into the Posion Mushroom bay.
55. Do not annoy Electrokoopas when working an Airship.
56. Double for the castle's electricity generator.
57. Do not say anything to anyone if "All my Shrooms" is on.

[Marker Magikoopa]

It's nice to see that this topic hasn't been forgotten yet

58. NEVER refer to Bowser as "your Chunkyness".

[Dyliss]

59.dont have wild beer drinking partys to the exetreme! without inviting bowser