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Koopler
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I'll just jump straight to the important basics.
Story:
Umm... Mario platformers aren't known for great stories, I give sunshine's story a 7.4, but this one, 6.0. Bowser tries to create his own galaxy, better than super mario 64, so...
Graphics: Wow, just wow. Really good. Wii wanted gameplay over graphics, here they got it all. THAT gets a 9.0, with the planet upsidownness.
Gameplay: I have fun with my first playthrough of any non-mario sport/party/racing game, so if I'm judge, this is a gibme, but this gameplay is so great... 11.0, right on.
Sound: This is where nintendo bombed it. Super paper mario, I love listening to the boss music... the best music in this game was megaleg's theme. Bowser jr.'s voice sucked. "BWAHAHAH HOHOHO!" Gimme a break! 4.5
Overall: 7.625 (according to my averaging skills) |
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Super Chunky Lad
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Joined: 30 Aug 2007
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I am SO getting this game! |
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Ohh, THAT makes sense!
Tyler
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:10 pm
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That review sucks. :O |
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Sync
MALAK
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:21 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | | That review sucks. :O |
I agree. :O
"BWAHAHA HOHOHO!". LOLZ XD |
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Ohh, THAT makes sense!
Tyler
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| Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:27 pm
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This is the guy who said "Fire Suit? SO UNORIGINAL!!!" |
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Depressed
Koopler
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 6:57 pm
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| Tyler wrote: | | This is the guy who said "Fire Suit? SO UNORIGINAL!!!" |
Yes, yes it is.  |
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Francine
Joined: 30 May 2007
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:41 pm
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And this review isn't really good...
Last edited by Francine on Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:48 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Depressed
Koopler
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:43 pm
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Wait, I know I put it on the right topic... ironic. |
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Mister I
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It had Super Mario Bros 3 music inside...that's an automatic 10/10 right there! Like if the Koopalings were in the game...
Also, the review is bad and Sunshine's story sucks. Mario can defeat an entire army of evil turtles, but he can't beat two fat guys with nightsticks? Mario goes on an island vacaction, the princess gets kidnapped...Super Mario World anyone? Mario just stands like an idiot while he gets arrested for something he didn't do? That's the third-dumbest thing I heard in a Mario game.
#2 - Luigi's Mansion: Luigi blows up the moon, then walks to it.
#1 - Paper Mario: Bowser is celebrating his defeat in a parade
Your graphics section makes no sense whatsoever, gameplay tells us nothing except you love Mario games, and sound...attrocious. Bowser isn't talking, at least! You fail to discuss the music as well. Quite frankly, sir, this review is a joke. |
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Typhoon
Typhoon™
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:48 pm
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#2 - Luigi's Mansion: Luigi blows up the moon, then walks to it.
#1 - Paper Mario: Bowser is celebrating his defeat in a parade. |
I lol'd
Is that in Super paper mario or something? I don't remember it in either the first or the thousand year door. |
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Para
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| Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:02 pm
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Maybe, practice writing something before you actually write it... |
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Mister I
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| Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:01 am
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Bowser celebrates his defeat in the original. He's in the parade in the Koopa Clown Copter...he pretty much kills Kammy and Jr Troopa when they tick him off. |
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Larry Koopa
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| Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:14 am
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..your not that good at reviewing. |
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Super Cyber Mario
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| Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:35 am
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| Altair wrote: | | ..your not that good at reviewing. |
Agreed.
But I really want this game. |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
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| Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:32 pm
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This review didn't tell me much about the game, and I'm not convinced you're capable of reviewing a game correctly. |
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