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[Zelnor]

From the desk of Mr. Zelnor, CEO



Hello there, trusty Twilight Corporation Customers ! This month, our scientists have built something truly amazing. Don't know what to decide ? Have weighted logic and feeling and both are too fat ? In that case you need *drummroll* - the DECIDE-O-MATIC ! *TA~DA !*


It is like flipping a coin - only much more stylish and with more possibilities.
You turn the wheel here, and the color-coded discs start to spin ! Before you do that, you assign each color a meaning - And choose the wheel to use. For example, for a simple "Yes / No" question, you choose the smallest center wheel with red and blue, and red is yes, blue is no. If you want to add extra random, spin the small black wheel, and the pointer moves too ! If you stop, look where the pointer goes, and you have your choice ! BAM !

Explanatory Video on Photobucket - I wish I could embed it. D:
For explanatory purposes, the action video involves a cat.

Order now - 1-800-TWILIGHTCORP

ONLY 14999 Coins !

Not enough ?

Then order this beautiful replacement disc set, and / or the Disc-it-yourself kit !

With the replacement set, you do not only gain everything needed to repair the decide-o-matic - You can also upgrade it to a spellmaker machine ! Spin the rune dial and bless, curse and hex how you like ! Gaze into the future ! Communicate with the afterlife ! For only an additional 9999 Coins !

And with the disc-it-yourself kit you can make a spinner disk for whatever purpose you want ! Hitlists ! What CD to listen to ! The Direction ! Pretty patterns ! A Bacon Radar !

And that also for only 4999 Coins !


Your plain Explain-O-Matic might be pimped into this spell-shooping baby !

Spin and Spell !

ORDER NOW ! 1-800-TWILIGHTCORP ! Our operators are ready to take your order !

Disclaimer: Twilight Corporation hereby informs you that this advertisements includes small prints in areas where it can lead to nasty effects. You can't sue us for that. You have been warned.

EDIT: Pictures. It did happen.

[Zelnor]

All ruight, now this is self-defense. READ THE FIORST PSOPT I SPEND THE WHOLE DAMN NIGHT MAKING THAT ! I SLPET FOR ONLY SIX HOURS ! And I'm good as new and sweet.

But really please look at the pictures and videos.

It has cat in it.

EDIT: Hurray. I click back just to use the Searchlight, ashamed that I have to doublepost, and what happens ? I TRIPLEPOPST !

I have never been so ashamed of my behaviour on Digibutter (aside from when I psoted the videos).

Mods, please accept my apology.

I blame posting.php . It doesn't allow backwards Searchlighting.

[Steve]

I'LL TAKE IT! IT I'LL TAKE TWELVE!

[Zelnor]

[Spell Seal]

That is awesome. especially the picture with the cat.

[Zelnor]

That little bugger threw me out of bed at 6 Am. After I threw him out of the house, I went, got the last green star and finished all three trial galaxies in one or two hours.

I'm kind of sleepy now.

[MALAK]

R U SRIESUS
(Well are you?)

[Zelnor]

Yes I am. I used my device this morning to decide what to put on my bread.

[Sind]

U GOT THE LEGO MINDSTORM THINGY TOO!!???

I never actually made something cool out of it.

[Bugboy]

I can't play the movie, I apparently need a new flashplayer. Looks pretty cool though!
I like your kitty. What's it's name?

[Zelnor]

The cat's name is Jimmy, and whilst he's fluffyand cute, he's lazy as helland meows till he gets what he wants. Preferably at 3 AM. Many sleepwalker snacks I made myself is because he woke me up and I kicked him out of the house (in a letting him out without kicking since you do not kick animals way) and then walked into the kitchen and got me food.


But seriosuly, the possibilities... Also, it looks prettywhen it spins. MAybe I'll make a spiral disc and then it's a Nastasia-Matic.

Also, I jsut noticed Plumbers and Dragons sank. D: That game had such potential...