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Medikoopa
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Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Posts: 29252
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 3
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 Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:00 pm
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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Leprechaun walk into a bar. The Leprechaun looks around and says, "Woah bejaysus! I'm in the wrong joke!" |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
Vampire
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 22614
HP: 65 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:20 pm
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| Quote: | I'm tellin' bad jokes now,
Really bad jokes now,
Tells a bad joke to me,
Girl!
Lady!
Why did something cross the road,
I don't know,
Make it up,
Bad jokes, come on,
Some people walk into a bar...
Bad jokes!
Somethin' happens...
And all three of different ethnic backgrounds...
Maybe religious backgrounds...
It's gonna be funny...
But only to you!
Bad jokes!
(Bad jokes!)
Bad jokes! Come on!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
(Who's there?)
I dunno! Make it up!
A bad joke!
Gimme some spice!
Spice! Ow!
Oh, we tell a bad jokes now!
Really bad jokes now!
We always tellin' bad jokes!
I told a good joke once...
I had the audience in the palm of my hand!
They was laughin'...
I can't remember the punch line...
But, you know, I killed 'em.
I got the game!
I'm really great at tellin' bad jokes,
I'm tellin' bad jokes now,
The ones you've heard a million times,
The kind of jokes that little kids tell ya,
Why was I stapled to the chicken?
I don't know man,
I wasn't stapled to any chicken! |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:46 pm
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Kommt 'n Pferd in die Kneipe. Meint der Wirt: "Warum so'n langes Gesicht ?" |
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Medikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Posts: 29252
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:30 pm
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| Zelnor wrote: | | Kommt 'n Pferd in die Kneipe. Meint der Wirt: "Warum so'n langes Gesicht ?" |
Out of curiosity, what is that in English? |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:43 pm
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Children check their closets for the Boogeyman, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Does that count? |
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Medikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Posts: 29252
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:45 pm
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| Maiq the Liar wrote: | Children check their closets for the Boogeyman, the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Does that count? |
If its meant to be a joke, then yes. |
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Sind
Vampire
Joined: 01 Oct 2007
Posts: 1702
HP: 90 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:18 pm
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| Medikoopa wrote: | | Zelnor wrote: | | Kommt 'n Pferd in die Kneipe. Meint der Wirt: "Warum so'n langes Gesicht ?" |
Out of curiosity, what is that in English? |
It's not that funny translated (it isn't funny anyway), but here you go:
A horse comes in a pub. The waiter says: Why the long face?
Long face in German can also mean "sad" or "blue" (I don't know if it is so in English too or not) |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:26 pm
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A man ran into a bar and said "Ouch." |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
Vampire
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 22614
HP: 65 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:01 pm
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| Sind wrote: | | Medikoopa wrote: | | Zelnor wrote: | | Kommt 'n Pferd in die Kneipe. Meint der Wirt: "Warum so'n langes Gesicht ?" |
Out of curiosity, what is that in English? |
It's not that funny translated (it isn't funny anyway), but here you go:
A horse comes in a pub. The waiter says: Why the long face?
Long face in German can also mean "sad" or "blue" (I don't know if it is so in English too or not) |
Yep. Having a long face means sadness. |
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Flavio Twitch Boobs
Super Hario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 14778
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:06 pm
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[m?]
An Italian guy, and Jewish guy, and a Gay guy all die and go to Hell. They beg to live again, and Satan allows them, but they must give up their favorite thing in the world. They agree, and are revived. They walk along, and come across a pizza shop. "Surely having a single slice of pizza won't send me to Hell," thought the Italian guy. He takes a bite of pizza, and he goes back to Hell. The Jewish guy and the Gay guy are then walking around, and they come across a penny on the ground. "Surely having a penny won't send me to Hell," he thinks, so he bends over to pick it up. The Jewish guy and the Gay guy both go to Hell. |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:12 pm
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Q: What do you call a albino animal?
A: An animal cracker |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:14 pm
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What's short, purple, and conquered France?
Napoleon the GRAPE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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High Priestess Paula
Count_Bleck
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 29980
HP: 30 MP: 2 Lives: 9
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:26 pm
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| Maiq the Liar wrote: | What's short, purple, and conquered France?
Napoleon the GRAPE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
I actually giggled. |
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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Francine
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 8580
HP: 78 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:44 pm
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Mud. |
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Negi-chama
Super Tsuki
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Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 40464
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 6:56 pm
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Whats Black and blue and red all over?
YOU WHEN I KILL YOU!
(this next joke is based on a true story... somthing i said to a doctor...)
A little girl is at the docter and gives her a shot.
Doctor: What color bandage would you like little girl? Red, or blue?
Girl: Red.
Doctor: Is red your favorite color?
Girl: No, blue is.
Doctor: Then why didnt you pick blue?
Girl: Because red is the color your face is going to be after i punch it! |
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