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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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I'll be doing interviews, okay? Tell me your opinion, please!
general_koopatrol: Hello, and welcome to-
Francis: The Digibutter Interview Show!
Announcer Guy: Sponsored by-
Crystal King's fan fiction! It's "fan"-tastic!
GK: Today I'm interviewing a goomba!
Goomba: Huh? What the...HOLY SWEET WHALE CARCASS! I'M ON TV!
GK: *Slap*
Goomba: Oh right. Sorry.
GK: So, tell me something about yourself.
Goomba: I live in Glizville, I like the color purple-
Oprah Winfrey: You go, man!
GK: SECURITY!
Hulk: HULK SMASH!!!
Oprah Winfrey: Oh, mah stars and garters!
Goomba:-I have a pet chain chomp, and I like cherry Kool-Aid.
Kool-Aid Guy: Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh!
GK: SECURITY!
Giant Mosquito: Sluuurrrrpp!
Kool-Aid Guy: Ohhhhhhh nooooooo!
GK: So tell me, why do you have a Chain Chomp?
Goomba: Well...
*Start flashback*
Evil Tax Collecter: Pay up, filthy scum!
Chain Chomp: BARK BARK! BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!
Evil Tax Collecter: *Insert sounds of an orange being squeezed*
Goomba: Good boy!
Evil Tax Collecter: *Insert sounds of a monkey passing a kidney stone*
*End flashback*
GK: ...Wow. Wish I could do that. Audience questions! Seat 92!
? Block: Can you help me with my homework?
GK: No. Seat 24!
M'Aiq the liar: M'Aiq wants to know if Goomboss and The Goomba King are the same goomba.
Goomba: As far as I know, yes.
GK: Seat 4!
Piccolo the Pixl: Do you still have Goomba's Shoes?
Goomba: Yes, and now they fit on your feet!*Lifts his foot*
GK: Seat 92,047,211,536,810!
Popple: I want a closer seat, see?
GK: Tough cookies, bub. Seat 42!
PoorlyDrawnFinalBoss: What's the cheer at Goom University?
Goomba: G! O! O-M-S! Gooooooooo GOOMS!
GK: Seat 77!
Ruki Moyomita: Why do you goombas walk so slowly?
Goomba: Uhh...leg cramps.
GK: This has been general_koopatrol on The Digibu-
Hulk: HULK SMASH!!!
GK: Oh, snap! He got the camer-
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTT!
Please tell me what you think! |
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Bagel Fanatic
Private Johnson
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 4571
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:33 pm
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it was ok..... |
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Ruki Motomiya
Vampire
Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 4127
HP: 96 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:35 pm
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Slightly below average. Work on your grammar. |
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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:35 pm
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Thank you. (NOT.) |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:38 pm
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Funny, especially since you used real members, but some of the jokes were too predictable. |
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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:40 pm
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Thank you, Plastic Mario! I'll try out more jokes. |
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LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 10439
HP: 95 MP: 7 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:07 pm
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Can I be in the next? [/beg]
Also, PDFB changed his name to Kitsune0012. Just letting you know. |
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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:05 am
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| CBLuigi wrote: | Can I be in the next? [/beg]
Also, PDFB changed his name to Kitsune0012. Just letting you know. |
Yes, I will. |
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