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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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a comedy story I'm going to try to make....
Chapter 1: The mods.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess in a castle. She was called Francine. Then, one day Francine was playing Super Paper Mario when the leotard fairy Francis came in and asked her to be a mod along with some other people nobody cares about. Then, at that moment she realised she had been tricked and then she was *cragged* by a train. She was scarred for life.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess in a castle. She was called TotalSpaceShipGuy3(lolwut?). One day TotalSpaceShipGuy3 Was busy thinking of names for fake rock-bands when the leotard fair Francis came and asked him to be a mod. He said yes, but then he fell out of a window. He was then ripped to pieces by an army of Chuck Norris Shits. He would never be the same again.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess in a castle. She was called Mr. I (wait, uh...what?). She was beautiful and was asked by the leotard fairy blah blah blah skip to the part where he is horribly disfigured. He was randomly molested by a milk carton.
Once upon a time there was a princess named Plastic Mario...-...He got crushed by a falling grape.
Chaos Dimentio was also made a mod then anally-*cragged* by George Bush.
Will write more later.
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SuperYoshi3
Super ronery pirrow
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Joined: 17 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:53 pm
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Lolz |
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~A color is just a color~
Frozenwinters
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:57 pm
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| Enigma wrote: |
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess in a castle. She was called TotalSpaceShipGuy3(lolwut?). One day TotalSpaceShipGuy3 Was busy thinking of names for fake rock-bands when the leotard fair Francis came and asked him to be a mod. He said yes, but then he fell out of a window. He was then ripped to pieces by an army of Chuck Norris Shits. He would never be the same again. |
The others are like that too. It doesn't make sense if you switch from one to another. >_> |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:58 pm
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| frozenwinters wrote: | | Enigma wrote: |
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess in a castle. She was called TotalSpaceShipGuy3(lolwut?). One day TotalSpaceShipGuy3 Was busy thinking of names for fake rock-bands when the leotard fair Francis came and asked him to be a mod. He said yes, but then he fell out of a window. He was then ripped to pieces by an army of Chuck Norris Shits. He would never be the same again. |
The others are like that too. It doesn't make sense if you switch from one to another. >_> |
I done that on purpose. |
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~A color is just a color~
Frozenwinters
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:02 pm
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| Enigma wrote: |
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess in a castle. She was called Mr. I (wait, uh...what?). She was beautiful and was asked by the leotard fairy blah blah blah skip to the part where he is horribly disfigured. He was randomly molested by a milk carton. |
Orly?
Anyway it's a start, just work on your grammar. |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:25 pm
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Chapter 2: The Trolls.
Trolls were common in cracks and crevices on digibutter. They could survive off of spam and their on shit for several years before shrivelling up and dying due to thinking wrinkles tasted delicious.
There were many breeds of trolls, but here we will be showing you the most common.
SPAMMERS: Spammers can shit backwards. 'Nuff said. It is fabled that the first Spammer Was the Alpha Bill Gates Turd.
Flamers: They can breathe fire and can shit out lava. It is fabled that the first flamer was Mr. T. on steroids.
Mama Luigi: King of the spammers. It is written that only he can save Koridai. Or was it the bagel?
There is no defense against flamers, however you can kill spammers by bludgeoning them over the head with a heavy object.
Troll fun facts:
They have a fixation to raping kittens.
Most of them are whores/assholes
They melt when they make contact with sunlight
The go into a hyper-steroid-gay-bullshit-frenzy when they hear the word "Flavio" |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 pm
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Curse that grape! CURSE IT TO THE UNDERWHERE! |
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Burn them out
rawrskey
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Joined: 03 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:44 pm
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How cute. |
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Para
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| Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:34 pm
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This is definitely...interesting. |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:45 am
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Chapter 3: SKIP TO THE STORY.
It was a normal day in digibutter, The spammers were spamming, The mods were locking, and there was SAURON OM NOM NOMMING HIS WAY THROUGH THE BANDWIDTH!!! Then, suddenly, Gwonam came riding in on his magic carpet, throwing CD-i shurikens at Sauron.
"SQWUADALAH! WE ARE OFF!"
Sauron had dissapeared while he was quoting youtube shit.
Nobody did anything more than say "lolwut" or "ur mum"
"IT IS WRITTEN THAT YOU MUST TRAVEL THROUGH THE FORUMS AND DEFEAT THEIR LEADERS!"
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"Why?" They all said in bemusement
"BECAUSE IT GOOD PLOT MATERIAL!"
"...kk." |
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Flavio
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:56 am
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What...the....hell?
FREAKEN' EPIC! MOAR PLX! |
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SuperYoshi3
Super ronery pirrow
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:16 am
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MOAR MOAR MOAR |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB
Steve
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Sorry, I haven't been on all week, so here is chapter 4.
CHAPTER FOUR: Welcome to shit-land.
The group of losers and idiots were strolling down RP off topic when they noticed something strange, but quickly forgot it five seconds later due to being hit by A GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!!!
When they woke up, they didn't know where they were...Then they realised they were tied to a giant golden pizza box with the word "Mona" written on it. One of the kidnappers finally spoke. "DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS BWAAA"-shot-
It was obvious they were fucking insane and loaded with shit.
" I can help you." Said an old man, that mysteriously looked like Al Gore. "All you have to do i-" He stopped and fell down for unknown reasons. I have a sneaking feeling it was because that freaky sausage from the peperami adverts had lopped his head of with a war-axe.
"AAHHHFUCKSHITFUCKDICKPENISBALLS!" The mysterious piece of pork said.
The group of idiots didn't know much, but they DID know that they wanted to leave. FAST. |
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abdcefg
Mama Luigi
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:34 pm
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xD xD |
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squirps
Super Saturos
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| Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:45 am
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 XD |
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