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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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Okay, these things are FACTS:
1. Paris Hilton NEVER went to school.
2. She cooks bacon with a clothes-dryer.
3. She doesn't know how to use a washing machine. She puts tons of soap in it, and then the machine starts flooding with soap-bubbles. To get the soap off, Paris uses a leaf fan on the bubbles and sends them out the window.
4. She doesn't know what 4x8 is.
5. She is the drunkinest driver, ever...
6. She abuses her wealth and stupid beauty.
7 She doesn't understand the concept behind "Don't show things in public, moron!" |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
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Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:23 pm
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:24 pm
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I swear, those things were shown on TV! Paris Hilton really IS that dumb! |
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM
Paper Luigi
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Joined: 09 May 2007
Posts: 6855
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:24 pm
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OH NOES! YOU MADE ANOTHER DUMB TOPIC!
What do you do?
A. Kill yourself
B. Eat PIE 'till you expode
C. Jump off a cliff
D. Go to sleep by a bomb that says 0:05
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Ruki Motomiya
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Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 4127
HP: 96 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:24 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | 2. She cooks bacon with a clothes-dryer.
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That scares me. |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:27 pm
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| Paper Luigi wrote: | OH NOES! YOU MADE ANOTHER DUMB TOPIC!
What do you do?
A. Kill yourself
B. Eat PIE 'till you expode
C. Jump off a cliff
D. Go to sleep by a bomb that says 0:05
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Honest, this is ALL true. |
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The Dharma Initiative
seco10
Joined: 15 May 2007
Posts: 348
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:27 pm
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Meh. I really feel sorry for her. The fact she never went to school...'_' |
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WHO HA HOO HEY HOOM
Paper Luigi
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Joined: 09 May 2007
Posts: 6855
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:29 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | | Paper Luigi wrote: | OH NOES! YOU MADE ANOTHER DUMB TOPIC!
What do you do?
A. Kill yourself
B. Eat PIE 'till you expode
C. Jump off a cliff
D. Go to sleep by a bomb that says 0:05
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Honest, this is ALL true. |
OH NOES! YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR TOPIC ISN'T DUMB!
What do you do?
A. Stop making dumb topics to avoid this kind of discussion
B. Eat some PIE because you're so dumb you don't know what i'm saying
C. Kill yourself
D. GO AWAY |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:30 pm
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| seco10 wrote: | | Meh. I really feel sorry for her. The fact she never went to school...'_' |
...Do you by any chance know of the Hilton Hotels? Well, Paris is the heir to the throne.
Paris Hilton's a spoiled brat who didn't want to go to school, and her daddy accepted that. |
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The Dharma Initiative
seco10
Joined: 15 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:31 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | | seco10 wrote: | | Meh. I really feel sorry for her. The fact she never went to school...'_' |
...Do you by any chance know of the Hilton Hotels? Well, Paris is the heir to the throne.
Paris Hilton's a spoiled brat who didn't want to go to school, and her daddy accepted that. |
Still. A person without education was the worst luck.
Even if Paris is a millonaire, she's still a moron. |
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