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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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 Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:24 pm
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| Bowser wrote: | | Because YOU don't HAVE a reason to kidnap Princess Peach, for the sole reason that YOU'RE just a FAKE! |
I DO have a reason! I do it because I did it since I was a little boy! I... fell in love with her at that age... And that is why I have kidnapped her ever since! The fact that you like the stone-Bowser statues and do cannibalism is enough to prove that you are FAKE! |
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Bowser
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 405
HP: 90 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:26 pm
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A little BOY?!?!? Koopas aren't Human! |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:27 pm
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| Magikoopa #42 wrote: | | Lord Bowser wrote: | | Bowser wrote: | | Public opinion says otherwise! They'd tell a clone from the real thing a mile away! |
The public knows NOTHIN'! The ONLY reason I lost was because I got sick and tired of people asking me why I always kidnap Peach! Honestly, YOU think that the stone-Bowser statues are the best weapons? You WOULDN'T humiliate Mario if you took over the Mushroom Kingdom? YOU like eating Koopas? |
Koopasta sir. I've already explained the name of that food once, but I understand that your awesomeness can't be expected to pay attention to all of his minions. |
Look, if SOMETHING is put before a food, that means it IS made of it. Bowser Soup would be a soup MADE OF Bowser, NOT a soup Bowser made! |
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Marker Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2261
HP: 38 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:27 pm
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*makes a mental note to try to spread the word that koopasta is just a shortened form of Koopan pasta* |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:28 pm
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| Bowser wrote: | | A little BOY?!?!? Koopas aren't Human! |
A boy is a young male, nitwit! |
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Bowser
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Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 405
HP: 90 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:33 pm
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My Koopationary says otherwise!
| Quote: | Boy
–noun
A young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc. |
And you know what a man is?
| Quote: | Man
-noun
The human individual as representing the species, without reference to sex; the human race; humankind |
Your true colors are finally starting to show, WANNABE! |
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Wario
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Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 64
HP: 95 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:35 pm
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You better not steal my treasure or your gonna taste my fists! |
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See?
Popple
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 14001
HP: 99 MP: 8 Lives: 10
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:36 pm
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| Wario wrote: | | You better not steal my treasure or your gonna taste my fists! |
Why would you want your treasure stolen. I thought you were greedy and stuff, see? |
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Wario
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Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 64
HP: 95 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:38 pm
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| Popple wrote: | | Wario wrote: | | You better not steal my treasure or your gonna taste my fists! |
Why would you want your treasure stolen. I thought you were greedy and stuff, see? |
I'm trying to warn you so you won't have to suffer like my other victims I pulverized for trying to steal 'em. |
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Marker Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2261
HP: 38 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:39 pm
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| Bowser wrote: | My Koopationary says otherwise!
| Quote: | Boy
–noun
A young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc. |
And you know what a man is?
| Quote: | Man
-noun
The human individual as representing the species, without reference to sex; the human race; humankind |
Your true colors are finally starting to show, WANNABE! |
Webster definition of "man".
Look at definition 2a in particular. |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:33 pm
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| Bowser wrote: | My Koopationary says otherwise!
| Quote: | Boy
–noun
A young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc. |
And you know what a man is?
| Quote: | Man
-noun
The human individual as representing the species, without reference to sex; the human race; humankind |
Your true colors are finally starting to show, WANNABE! |
Nice try using second definitions, IDIOT! Man means a grown-up male! By your logic, Princess Peach WAS a boy, because she is a "MAN!" |
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Wario
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Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 64
HP: 95 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:43 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | | Bowser wrote: | My Koopationary says otherwise!
| Quote: | Boy
–noun
A young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc. |
And you know what a man is?
| Quote: | Man
-noun
The human individual as representing the species, without reference to sex; the human race; humankind |
Your true colors are finally starting to show, WANNABE! |
Nice try using second definitions, IDIOT! Man means a grown-up male! By your logic, Princess Peach WAS a boy, because she is a "MAN!" |
Peach is female, a girl, get it right you dumb Koopa!!! |
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Marker Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2261
HP: 38 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:47 pm
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*sigh* For a second there, I thought your Awesomeness would mistake a koopationary for a book made out of a koopa. |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:48 pm
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| Wario wrote: | | Lord Bowser wrote: | | Bowser wrote: | My Koopationary says otherwise!
| Quote: | Boy
–noun
A young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc. |
And you know what a man is?
| Quote: | Man
-noun
The human individual as representing the species, without reference to sex; the human race; humankind |
Your true colors are finally starting to show, WANNABE! |
Nice try using second definitions, IDIOT! Man means a grown-up male! By your logic, Princess Peach WAS a boy, because she is a "MAN!" |
Peach is female, a girl, get it right you dumb Koopa!!! |
That is EXACTLY what I am trying to tell Fat, Ugly, Bloated Idiot here! |
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Wario
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Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 64
HP: 95 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:49 pm
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Not him, you, the "Lord Bowser" one. |
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