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THE EYES ARE WATCHING!
Super Crystal King
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While I realize it's just a game, I'm just trying to point out the unrealistic stuff in it. By the way, FalseDestiny, that stuff about Yoshis being genderless is very untrue. Yoshis have genders, it's just that male and female Yoshis can both lay eggs that don't hatch into baby Yoshis. Only female Yoshis can lay eggs that hatch into baby Yoshis, and they must have mated with a male Yoshi to do that. |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
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| Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:28 pm
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| smashbro wrote: | | dtrain24 wrote: | | Maya Fey wrote: | | IT'S A GAME!!! |
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FalseDestiny
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| Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:30 pm
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Well then, It seems I phail. |
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Nastasia
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| Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:39 pm
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| Crystal King wrote: | | While I realize it's just a game, I'm just trying to point out the unrealistic stuff in it. By the way, FalseDestiny, that stuff about Yoshis being genderless is very untrue. Yoshis have genders, it's just that male and female Yoshis can both lay eggs that don't hatch into baby Yoshis. Only female Yoshis can lay eggs that hatch into baby Yoshis, and they must have mated with a male Yoshi to do that. |
You should also realize that you're talking about a Mario game, which isn't realistic at all. |
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Digi's official furry
Lord Rattata
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| Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:52 pm
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I'm surprised those black holes even exist. if you fell off a planet, they could just make you fall instead of flying back onto a planet below.
If you come close to one, you'll hear an eerie whistling sound. if they're real black holes, the gigantic one(*shudders*) in good egg galaxy would suck up everything.. even the stars in the background. |
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Wacko McGoose
Launching Star
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| Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:31 pm
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| FalseDestiny wrote: | | ShadowArticuno wrote: | | Crystal King wrote: | | Think about it. Mario's jumping power stays as if he was still on Earth no matter what! |
No, the game sucks because it's not a gun. |
You suck.
| Glitz Yoshi wrote: | | Informer wrote: | | darkzero wrote: | | Informer wrote: | | darkzero wrote: | | Informer wrote: | | darkzero wrote: | | Mister I wrote: | | You realize you're talking about a world where hills have eyes, pipes are the main form of transportation, and blocks float for no reason in midair. |
Don't forget, A Giant evil turtle is kidnapping the princess for unkown reasons. |
And there are mushroom shaped aliens that speak like they fell asleep on a keyboard |
And don't Forget the Evil Brown Mushrooms That have angry faces. |
And mushroom headed people who guard said princess. |
Or The Strange turtle who went from crawling to walking upright. |
Or Male dinosaurs laying eggs |
 .... *dissed* |
Yoshis have no genders. |
Couldn't resist quote-pyramiding you.
Responding to each of Crystal's opinions:
1: It's a game you noob. Mass-to-gravity is irrelevant in virtual universes like this game and Lyoko.
2: Doofus. In areas with sharp edges, either a black hole is providing the gravity or the gihugic planet below all the levels (part of the background) is.
3: Mario dun escape the black holes. It's similar to in games like Roblox: If you get bloxxed (or devirtualized, if you fall into empty space), the remains are destroyed, and your complete form reappears at the last Spawn Location you touched.
4: If SMG black holes warped space-time, Mario would never reach the event horizon. He'd just be stuck there for an infinity. One infinity later, he'd crash into the singularity, invoking my 3rd point in this post.
5: Yeah, but the environment parts are both locked and anchored to their places and can't be moved by gravity. Enemies, which are neither locked nor anchored, fall according to gravity. Unfortunately for them, they don't reappear at a Spawn Location if they get pwned. (If they did, Mario would always be afraid of Goombas seeking revenge...)
6: It is funny to see a Robloxian get bloxxed by something that's moving, like a blender blade. Their arms fall into the Digital Void (even if you're standing on a solid brick), while the remains stay there until they go back to the Spawn Location (typically five to ten seconds after they get bloxxed, which makes it funny to see their remains going down a conveyor belt). Of course, more epic pwnings are if they fall into acid or lava. Even after their health meter hits zero, the parts fade into oblivion or turn black if it was lava. |
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hai
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| Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:43 pm
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Sorry,Glitz. |
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MsDevin92
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| Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:46 pm
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Two words: Mario game.
While awesomeful, they tend to lack sense in a few areas...Heck, I'm STILL wondering how Goombas pick things up without hands. >> |
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FalseDestiny
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:44 am
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| Crystal King wrote: | | While I realize it's just a game, I'm just trying to point out the unrealistic stuff in it. By the way, FalseDestiny, that stuff about Yoshis being genderless is very untrue. Yoshis have genders, it's just that male and female Yoshis can both lay eggs that don't hatch into baby Yoshis. Only female Yoshis can lay eggs that hatch into baby Yoshis, and they must have mated with a male Yoshi to do that. |
Also I rad on Super Mario Wiki that in the Japanese version of super smash bros. melee, it states yoshis are asexual (have no genders) |
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hai
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:48 am
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| FalseDestiny wrote: | | Crystal King wrote: | | While I realize it's just a game, I'm just trying to point out the unrealistic stuff in it. By the way, FalseDestiny, that stuff about Yoshis being genderless is very untrue. Yoshis have genders, it's just that male and female Yoshis can both lay eggs that don't hatch into baby Yoshis. Only female Yoshis can lay eggs that hatch into baby Yoshis, and they must have mated with a male Yoshi to do that. |
Also I rad on Super Mario Wiki that in the Japanese version of super smash bros. melee, it states yoshis are asexual (have no genders) |
Dude,put a cork in it,trying to add logic to Mario is like trying to
ignore that Sonic is in a slump,it just doesn't work. |
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FalseDestiny
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Joined: 11 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:00 pm
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| Informer wrote: | | FalseDestiny wrote: | | Crystal King wrote: | | While I realize it's just a game, I'm just trying to point out the unrealistic stuff in it. By the way, FalseDestiny, that stuff about Yoshis being genderless is very untrue. Yoshis have genders, it's just that male and female Yoshis can both lay eggs that don't hatch into baby Yoshis. Only female Yoshis can lay eggs that hatch into baby Yoshis, and they must have mated with a male Yoshi to do that. |
Also I rad on Super Mario Wiki that in the Japanese version of super smash bros. melee, it states yoshis are asexual (have no genders) |
Dude,put a cork in it,trying to add logic to Mario is like trying to
ignore that Sonic is in a slump,it just doesn't work. |
I'm stating a fact.
You aren't in this conversation.
I say Ha to you. |
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kwobsunit24
Weegee
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Joined: 06 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 3:57 pm
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| Crystal King wrote: | | Think about it. Mario's jumping power stays as if he was still on Earth no matter what! If he was on a tiny little planet like the starting planetoid of Good Egg Galaxy, the gravity would be so weak that one jump would act like a giant cannon propelling Mario through space! And speaking of gravity, Mario would be able to walk all over a planetoid, even one with sharp edges. And black holes don't suck you in, they pull you in. Mario would never be able to escape one, no matter how many extra lives he had. Also, black holes look like colossal black spheres with space-time bending around them. And yes, there's more: A black hole's pull is so powerful, the one in Honeyhive Galaxy would immediately pull in everything, even the Wigglers. |
You expect standing turtles(koopas) with a king one(Bowser), mushroom things(Goombas), worms(Wigglers), ghosts(Boos), stones(Whomps and Thomps), etc. steal a Princess of a kingdom with a bunch of mushroom heads(Toads) with a Italian plumber(Mario) at the end to be realistic? |
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hai
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Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:09 pm
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| kwobsunit24 wrote: | | Crystal King wrote: | | Think about it. Mario's jumping power stays as if he was still on Earth no matter what! If he was on a tiny little planet like the starting planetoid of Good Egg Galaxy, the gravity would be so weak that one jump would act like a giant cannon propelling Mario through space! And speaking of gravity, Mario would be able to walk all over a planetoid, even one with sharp edges. And black holes don't suck you in, they pull you in. Mario would never be able to escape one, no matter how many extra lives he had. Also, black holes look like colossal black spheres with space-time bending around them. And yes, there's more: A black hole's pull is so powerful, the one in Honeyhive Galaxy would immediately pull in everything, even the Wigglers. |
You expect standing turtles(koopas) with a king one(Bowser), mushroom things(Goombas), worms(Wigglers), ghosts(Boos), stones(Whomps and Thomps), etc. steal a Princess of a kingdom with a bunch of mushroom heads(Toads) with a Italian plumber(Mario) at the end to be realistic? |
The Koopas walk on all fours,but Dry Bones are extremly hunched over,but are bipedal for some odd reason. |
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LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:25 pm
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| FalseDestiny wrote: | | ShadowArticuno wrote: | | Crystal King wrote: | | Think about it. Mario's jumping power stays as if he was still on Earth no matter what! |
No, the game sucks because it's not a gun. |
You suck. |
It was a joke, taken from a joke review on GameFAQs. |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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| Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:27 pm
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There's a limit as too how unrealistic a game like this can be, and some details in this game cross that limit numerous times, even for a Mario game. |
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