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Marker Magikoopa
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 Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:33 am
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Go now, and read of The Gord, and know that he has walked the path of the Game Store Owner, and that he has suffered for all of us.
http://actsofgord.com/
(It is about Gord's experiences owning a game store, and game stores sell games, and that is the reason I put this here instead of the general discussion or the dump.)
Oh, and there is some foul language. It has true accounts of having to deal with 12 year-olds afterall. |
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Fancy Wario
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:55 am
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XD, I love that site. Good stuff there. |
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Marker Magikoopa
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:52 pm
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Here's two good parts of it.
| The Book of Villainy: Chapter Eleven wrote: | Gord jumps to his feet. And reaches a curious conclusion. The crashing in the back must be someone he knows who he is storing stuff for in the back, and must be sorting it, even though he doesn't have a key to the business.
"That had DAMN WELL better be YOU Brendan!"
"Oh ****!"
<clang>
<stomp stomp stomp>
<Slam>
<Voooooooom!>
<Screech!>
"Uhm.... crap. Guess it wasn't." |
| The Book of Villainy: Chapter Nine wrote: | So the father comes down and brings the thief with him. He forces her to pay for what she stole at retail, and makes her apologize.
So all was done except for the excommunication.
"I trust I won't see you in here again till you're 19?" spoke the Gord.
"Why the **** would I ever want to come back here?" was the retort.
"Because I'm a sexy man." |
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Sting Chameleon
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:23 pm
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What's so bad about owning a game store? |
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Marker Magikoopa
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:35 pm
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| Evangel wrote: | | What's so bad about owning a game store? |
Did I say anything was bad about it? The acts of Gord is aboot one store owner who makes the rules for his business. He doesn't have to put up with crap like bending over backwards to keep a customer. He is free to tell people to never return. He hurls biblical-type words sometimes.
| Chapter Four of the Book of Vengeance wrote: | "You can't do that!" spoke the friend and he stepped in to save his punk friend.
"Show respect, lest you will become what you seek to protect!"
"What?"
"Never mind. You can't handle it. |
He grabs a thief and slams him into a wall, then into a van, then back into the wall again. He gets to expose the various myths about the law that his more idiotic customers believe. When he's given a resume, he grades it for spelling and grammar before he hands it back with a big, red F on it. He gives thieves, idiots, and rude people what they deserve. He even has a catchphrase.
| Gord wrote: | | Door's to your left. |
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Sting Chameleon
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:47 pm
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Oh it sounds like the store owner guy from ctrl alt delete. It's an awesome comic, probably the best one on the interbutts >;o |
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Marker Magikoopa
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:50 pm
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| Evangel wrote: | | Oh it sounds like the store owner guy from ctrl alt delete. It's an awesome comic, probably the best one on the interbutts >;o |
He's kinda like that, but the Gord is a real person, and the stories are based on true events. Gord is also capable of fighting too. |
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Sting Chameleon
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:47 pm
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So what, he fights the customers who cause trouble there? |
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