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~A color is just a color~ Frozenwinters
Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 25292
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:12 am
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The concept wasn't created by me, BTW, but the text is purely mine. Plastic told me to copy-paste, so don't murder me. DX
So I'm hoping along, and I come across a totally nerdy nerr, picking some flowers, and muttering the words "Francine. <3." This is a bit strange to me, so I decided to make him stop that hideous chanting.
"Why are you picking flowers?" I ask, wondering on which type they are, but he seemed to be in his own little world.... Blushing, and probably day dreaming. "Umm..." I mumbled and poked on his shoulder.
"Nerrrrrrrrrr" was his reply, as his face turned to mine, with a smile. It was a cute and corky smile, but it was a smile none-the-less. I walked away...
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The next couple of days I saw him, we exchanged a few more casual works. Of course I couldn't forget the common phrases he included; "Hi-technical" "It's serious bizness"
It was cute, strange and more oddly... it turned me on...
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So it had been a month now... And I of course was now a friend of the green man I called Francis.... but I was feeling quiet strange... I was rushed to the doctors to figure out what was wrong with me...
Of course it was the worst thing anyone could imagine...
Pregnancy.
Yes. It made no sense... I mean, I hadn't even lost my virginity yet! How could this be? My mind it wondered and the only male I had contact with for the past couple of weeks was Francis... Yes, that green nerr himself... But I knew it couldn't have been him... Unless he was some sort of saint, which I knew couldn't have been true.
Then it came time for the blood tests... because of course I was curious... But I was horrified by the results. Written in green ink, all over the page was his name. "Francis, Francis, Francis. Francis. Francis. Francis, Franis." The last one seemed to be a mis-print, but the point was still clear... I was pregnant with the child of someone I knew hardly as well as a pregnant women should.
So I confronted him...
but this time his actions seemed a little strange, and I should have noticed it at the moment... But I had business on my mind, nothing else.
"Francis..." I snarled... His face continued to be black and shadowy... "Francis, look at me!" Still, he remained hidden... "Francis!" My slap would do nothing, so I decided against myself, and walked on. I'll admit, I was proud I confronted him, proud he obviously felt bad, but I was also ashamed. My gut hurt, and of course I was having side effects... I had to go home, lay down, and get some sleep. Yes. It was the best plan.
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The next thing I remember... it was cold... dimly lit... some posters hung on the wall... and the rest was a dark shade of gray. Black covered the corners of my vision... but in the background lay bitlands, and a small butterfly...
I ached... and went back to sleep.
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The next time I woke up was a bit more clear. The gray shadows appeared to be that of a prison cell. I was... captured? When, and how I will never remember. All I recollected was the name Franis. For some reason it stuck in my head well. too well.
Of course the pain of my birth came up. It all felt, done before. Like I was experienced with the suffering, the screaming and the sweat. But that was besides the point then. I had to think of a name. The only name I remembered would probably do... since it probably had some significant meaning that I would probably remember if I was reminded constantly.
"Franis," I chimed as I rubbed the dirt away from his face, smiling. "You're my little Franis."
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He was a nice child, prancing around, screaming "I AM ADMIN MAN, RUNNING OVER SPAM KIDS WITH MY BENHAMMER VAN!" I quickly adopted it to his name.
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Days felt like weeks. Weeks like months. Months like years. But I was stuck.
In that time Franis managed to escape through a hole discovered in a wall that I was too large to fit through. What-ever happened after that was very much a mystery. It's a mystery now, and even then I knew something terrible happened, but it there was nothing I could do. So my life turned to suppression.
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Then, August thirtieth two thousand seven, I was saved. Saved from that sweat barrel I now know as "Digibutter Jail" by some unknown hero. I've heard many claims... but I really don't remember who... or what. Had they risked there life to save me? Or do they prefer hid in the shadows, watching over me and making sure everything is alright?
And that's how it all started... Any questions? |
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Nimexa, The Gentle Breeze Dark Prognosticus Burning Werewolf
Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 16966
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:57 am
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............Wooooooooooooow........ |
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RULE ONE OF FIGHT CLUB Steve
Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 11460
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:31 pm
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I stopped reading at the world "pregnancy" from something even worse than that.
Facepalm syndrome. |
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The Troll has Arrived Super Nate Pyrokai
Joined: 03 Aug 2007 Posts: 1801
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:36 pm
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Yea... I also stopped dead on Pregnancy...
and then I sig'd it with great force. |
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CFH Ligador
Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 5136
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:58 pm
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Banhammer van would be really useful in some places. |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007 Posts: 30513
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:01 pm
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You just ashamed one of the greatest Nintendo characters of all time. With yourself as a damn Mary Sue. I'm putting you making this story as another reason to burn Canada down.
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CFH Ligador
Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 5136
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:03 pm
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Frozenwinters wrote: | Plastic told me to copy-paste, so don't murder me. DX | î Read, Sandslash |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007 Posts: 30513
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:05 pm
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CFH wrote: | Frozenwinters wrote: | Plastic told me to copy-paste, so don't murder me. DX | î Read, Sandslash |
Quote: | But the text is purely mine |
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CFH Ligador
Joined: 20 Jan 2008 Posts: 5136
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:09 pm
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Sandslash wrote: | CFH wrote: | Frozenwinters wrote: | Plastic told me to copy-paste, so don't murder me. DX | î Read, Sandslash |
Quote: | But the text is purely mine |
| Most prolly this wuz meant to remain personal |
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~A color is just a color~ Frozenwinters
Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 25292
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:46 pm
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Sandslash wrote: | ...
You just ashamed one of the greatest Nintendo characters of all time. With yourself as a damn Mary Sue. I'm putting you making this story as another reason to burn Canada down. | Holy crap. >____> Just because I write something for the heck of it, that was said like a month ago, Canada sucks?
You my friend have AIDs |
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I TROL U Mantis15
Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 7743
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:49 pm
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I skimmed through the story.
I was awkward at pregnency. |
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and I control the decks carfilledwithfish
Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3988
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:56 pm
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Uh. What? |
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High Priestess Paula Count_Bleck
Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 29980
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:47 pm
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Sandslash wrote: | ...
You just ashamed one of the greatest Nintendo characters of all time. With yourself as a damn Mary Sue. I'm putting you making this story as another reason to burn Canada down. | You live in Texas right? Well you give Texans a bad name if you do. |
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Para
Joined: 19 Jun 2007 Posts: 7631
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:44 pm
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Frozenwinters wrote: | Sandslash wrote: | ...
You just ashamed one of the greatest Nintendo characters of all time. With yourself as a damn Mary Sue. I'm putting you making this story as another reason to burn Canada down. | Holy crap. >____> Just because I write something for the heck of it, that was said like a month ago, Canada sucks?
You my friend have AIDs |
The "s" should be capitalized. Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome >_> |
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