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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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 Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 5:13 pm
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Okay, I managed to ONLY lose one arm, and I'm hiding in a cave.
Oh, how I WISH I was still alive! The penguins have already eaten the Dry Bones that came here after Mario killed them.
I tried flaming the penguins, but they somehow can freeze my fire breath, and their BITES are killer!
At least I'm not near one or-AH! THEY FOUND ME! GET OFF, GET OFF, GET- |
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Elite Nerr
Francis
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Posts: 6974
HP: 50 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 5:20 pm
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Dear Diary,
I found you lying on the ground, surrounded by bits of red hair and a few green scales.
P E N G ... is written on the cave wall in blood. What could it mean? Maybe your owner was trying to war.... GAHCK! nerrrrr....... |
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Bowser
Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 405
HP: 90 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:38 pm
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Dear Diary, I forgot my AWESOME plan to kidnap Princess Peach AGAIN! To top it off, I'm stuck in some hell filled with penguins! With guns! Linux Penguins with guns!
Note: If anybody reads this, GO AWAY... And be sure to read my will! The lock for my safe is 37--OH MY GOD, THEY'RE SO UGLY! |
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LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 10439
HP: 95 MP: 7 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 5:46 pm
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Dear Diary...
It happened today. Game Over. I've read over the history of the Underwhere, and now I'm trying to accomplish something to add to it. For now, all I can do is write.
~CBLuigi
Dear Diary...
It's me again. I found a strange bag inside another cave. There were some potato chips and gum in it. This ought to last until I get out of this place.
~CBLuigi
Dear Diary...
The penguins found me! I'm currently in a small and dank cave, waiting until I can't hear them anymore so I can go find my Life Shroom. I hope I survive...
~CBLuigi
Dear Diary...
I FOUND MY LIFE SHROOM!!! I'll miss writing in you! I hope the next person who's game is over finds this book and writes in it too for the someone else to read.
~CBLuigi |
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(name withheld)
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 36
HP: 8 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:06 am
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dear diary,
I found you in the weird sourpse filled cave with several entries that all end badly. I'm going to throw you at a wall now.
*SMASH!*
look at all the floating paper, it's so prett- OMG! ARMED PENGUINS! |
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jacking off
Small Sammer Guy
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 12146
HP: 10 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:13 pm
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Dear Diary,
Its sooo coool here...oh wait, AHH Penguins!
These things are so- |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 20393
HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:41 pm
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Dear wait I never had a diary *destroys the diary he had wrote in* |
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Lord Ratttler
Jailed
Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 438
HP: 7 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 9:15 pm
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Starships log one(wait wrong one)
Day 1 (keep going)
Dear dairy(thats better)
Dear diary the penguins I have killed them all exept a penguin name rubert......and he has a bazooka so...GACK! |
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Bagel Fanatic
Private Johnson
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 4571
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:31 am
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dear diary,
I ate half of the penguins population
Signed, Private johnson. |
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Lord Ratttler
Jailed
Joined: 28 May 2007
Posts: 438
HP: 7 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:12 pm
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dear diary.
Private jhonson is a idiot...male evil penguins give birth too,meaning the will escape soon.... |
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I see what you are doing.
Lord Vaati
Joined: 19 May 2007
Posts: 20393
HP: 99 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:11 am
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Dear dead person I'm writing on.
I have made this place my new home for I'm not truly dead but you are a dead person I'm currently using to write this |
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BANJO KA-FREAKING-ZOOIE
top minion tails
Vampire
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 13197
HP: 1 MP: 7 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:04 am
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dear whoever reads this..
i have finished releasing my frackers into this area. i have sucessfully trained them to attack my enemies, unlike my penguins who have gotten a taste for blood instead..i shall record further production as it comes.. |
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Sonic the Hedgehog
Vampire
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 742
HP: 5 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:15 am
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Dear diary...
I woke up, dead, and lying in a cave. The last thing I remember was a stanky koopa, that was rich, with a machine gun.
...Maybe the penguins over there can help me. As I write, I am walking over there. Wish me luck. |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:00 pm
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Dear Diary, there is nothing to do here! |
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abdcefg
Mama Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 16313
HP: 5 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:07 am
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| Rocky Wrench wrote: | | Dear Diary, there is nothing to do here! |
epic |
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