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[Yoshi]

*puts up OVER 9000! flame shields*

I can't see what's so great about landmaster. Someone probably said it was cool, which I have to say it is, then there's a 90% chance Flavio said it was 'everyone's final smash' and started all this land master crap.

Ya know what? I feel insulted when you say it's everyone's final smash. I'M MAINING SOMEONE ELSE. I don't care about the star fox representing people. I can't see why land master is SO great to people. Sure, it has a cannon, and you liek jump ov3r it, then it rolls over and kills you. Then you make sure it can't roll over with haxe, and it flies you off the screen, but remember the update said 'you'll have a hard time turning around'? Well, just get freaking ontop of it, quickly jump off, and bam. You're behind it. If it tries to turn around, jump over it again. I don't see how it's SO FRIGGIN' GREAT' as others may say. Ya know what's epic? All of them. So maybe the others aren't as cool, but damnit, it's not OVER 9000 times better than all the others. It's not even twice as better as any. IMO, it's only a little bit better than ones like Mario Finale, and Centurion soldiers.

Let's not forget Giga bowser, and yoshi's super dragon. Honestly, I've never seen a vid where Super dragon and Mario finale didn't kill atleast ONE person. Though there may be a few, and I know Landmaster has defeaten many in it's path, but think about it. If all of the final smashes in a contest, mario would burn it to a crisp, and Giga bowser would be shot afew times, and throw it off the stage somehow with uber strength.

Now, in short, you may be thinking this:

Flame mi plx.

And because that's what 99.999999999999999999999499999999999% of you are thinking, I do this. *puts on another 1000 flame shields*

Important parts are bolded.

[Fancy Wario]

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[Yoshi]

[Fancy Wario]

[Yoshi]

[Flavio]

It's a fad, of course it's going to overused.

[Yoshi]

[Tyler]

It's a new joke. Like Falcon Punch was and still is.

[Fancy Wario]

...It took someone telling you for you to figure it out...?

[Yoshi]

[Manpersonguything]

It's just a fad.

[Spiny]

And the Landmaster can go in reverse,so there is almost no way to escape with no damage,only a way to avoid getting hit so much.