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Flavio
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
Posts: 10649
HP: 4 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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The following PREVIEW has been approved for PEOPLE WITH ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! by the Motion Picture Association of Rogueport. If you are a STUTTERING PEACOCK, we advise that you do not view this PREVIEW.
This summer, only one movie will have so much ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! that it will make you shit your *crag* PANTS!
Movie Watcher 1: HOLY *crag*, I SHAT MY PANTS!
Movie Watcher 2. I'M NOT WEARING ANY *crag* PANTS!
One movie that can cure cancer
Hospital Patient : HOLY *crag*, I DON'T HAVE CANCER ANY MORE!
One movie that will make you say "Holy shit, that was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life!"
Random Dude: Holy shit, that was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life!
More sexy than your wife giving oral sex to your dog!
Wife: I WAS DESPERATE! YOU NEVER FULFILL MY NEEDS!
Husband: We don't even have a dog!
This move is...
Vegeta: Over nine thousand?
Sparta Dude: Sparta?
Unexpected Jinjo: Mini me?
THE FLAVIO MOVIE!
Flavio: Yes! Flavio's first non-porn movie! Not that there's anything wrong with porn, YOU STUTTERING PEACOCK!
Starring an epic cast of Heroes!
Kermit: IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN!
And some STUTTERING PEACOCK villans!
Pa-Patch: im n ur move bein gai n stoof
Chaos Dimentio: I have two faces, BUT I'M NOT THE BATMAN CHARACTER!
And Some other people!
TotalSpaceShipGuy3: Hi
CBLuigi: Hi
Gear: Hi
Goronmask: Sloopy
With the greatest plot since Toy Story 2!
IRS: ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO US! You are on the way to the streets!
Flavio: What you say?
Flavio:Dammit, Sailor7 is supposed to remind Flavio not to do crap like that! Where the hell is he?
Sailor6: Sailor7 is currently getting sued by Sailor2. Apparently he ate Sailor9
Angie: HOLY SHIT! THE PATIENT HAS STRANGE ALIEN BUGS CRAWLING INSIDE OF HIM! WHAT DO WE DO DOCTOR STILES?
Derek: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR!
With some very awkward situations!
Chaos Dimentio: nerr
Spiderman: nerr
Bill Gates: nerr
Francis: STFU!
Sexay Bubbles
Flurrie: Oh Flavio, my melons are starting to hurt, Can't we take a break?
Flavio: NO!
And a few of the biggest plot twists EVER
Flavio: LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! and LANDMASTER!
Ren: THAT GREEN THING ATE STIMPY!
 : stimpee fed mi plx
AND A SOUNDTRACK BY FLAVIO HIMSELF!
Flavio: THEEE SKULLL CAPTAIN CASTS HIS GAAAAAZE, THEEE RED JEWEL SHINES AND PLAYYYS, IT’S A BOOOOOM BASSSSAAA BOOOOMM FESTIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! THEEE ‘STACHE BROTHERS, BEST OF FRIENDS! THREEE TIMES RED ‘STACHE LANDS ON HIS END! BLUE ‘STACHE’S BELLY FOUR TIMES IS WHAACKED! NOW ALLL THE FIREWORKS BOOOOOM AND CRRAAAAACK...IT’S A BOOOOOM BASSSSA BOOOOM FESTIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
COMING THIS SUMMER? |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
Posts: 30513
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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Epic! |
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darkzero
Rusty Shackleford
Vampire
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 16661
HP: 1 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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I'd watch it. |
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The book
Light Prognosticus
Vampire
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 3973
HP: 88 MP: 10 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:31 pm
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It doesn't fit the win list. It's too big. It goes to the EPIC WIN list. Even so, it's big. |
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TooManyToasters
Paper_Waluigi
Joined: 20 May 2007
Posts: 10343
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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My penis grew 3 inches just by reading that. I'd watch it, buy all the merchandise, and send Flavio $700 and a thank-you note for making such a wonderful difference in my life. |
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abdcefg
Mama Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 16313
HP: 5 MP: 9 Lives: 0
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Lol. |
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Apparently missed a lot
LudwigVonKoopa
Vampire
Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Posts: 17649
HP: 5 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Flavio wrote: | The following PREVIEW has been approved for PEOPLE WITH ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! by the Motion Picture Association of Rogueport. If you are a STUTTERING PEACOCK, we advise that you do not view this PREVIEW.
This summer, only one movie will have so much ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! that it will make you shit your *crag* PANTS!
Movie Watcher 1: HOLY *crag*, I SHAT MY PANTS!
Movie Watcher 2. I'M NOT WEARING ANY *crag* PANTS!
One movie that can cure cancer
Hospital Patient : HOLY *crag*, I DON'T HAVE CANCER ANY MORE!
One movie that will make you say "Holy shit, that was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life!"
Random Dude: Holy shit, that was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life!
More sexy than your wife giving oral sex to your dog!
Wife: I WAS DESPERATE! YOU NEVER FULFILL MY NEEDS!
Husband: We don't even have a dog!
This move is...
Vegeta: Over nine thousand?
Sparta Dude: Sparta?
Unexpected Jinjo: Mini me?
THE FLAVIO MOVIE!
Flavio: Yes! Flavio's first non-porn movie! Not that there's anything wrong with porn, YOU STUTTERING PEACOCK!
Starring an epic cast of Heroes!
Kermit: IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN!
And some STUTTERING PEACOCK villans!
Pa-Patch: im n ur move bein gai n stoof
Chaos Dimentio: I have two faces, BUT I'M NOT THE BATMAN CHARACTER!
And Some other people!
TotalSpaceShipGuy3: Hi
CBLuigi: Hi
Gear: Hi
Goronmask: Sloopy
With the greatest plot since Toy Story 2!
IRS: ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO US! You are on the way to the streets!
Flavio: What you say?
Flavio:Dammit, Sailor7 is supposed to remind Flavio not to do crap like that! Where the hell is he?
Sailor6: Sailor7 is currently getting sued by Sailor2. Apparently he ate Sailor9
Angie: HOLY SHIT! THE PATIENT HAS STRANGE ALIEN BUGS CRAWLING INSIDE OF HIM! WHAT DO WE DO DOCTOR STILES?
Derek: IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZAR!
With some very awkward situations!
Chaos Dimentio: nerr
Spiderman: nerr
Bill Gates: nerr
Francis: STFU!
Sexay Bubbles
Flurrie: Oh Flavio, my melons are starting to hurt, Can't we take a break?
Flavio: NO!
And a few of the biggest plot twists EVER
Flavio: LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! LANDMASTER! and LANDMASTER!
Ren: THAT GREEN THING ATE STIMPY!
: stimpee fed mi plx
AND A SOUNDTRACK BY FLAVIO HIMSELF!
Flavio: THEEE SKULLL CAPTAIN CASTS HIS GAAAAAZE, THEEE RED JEWEL SHINES AND PLAYYYS, IT’S A BOOOOOM BASSSSAAA BOOOOMM FESTIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! THEEE ‘STACHE BROTHERS, BEST OF FRIENDS! THREEE TIMES RED ‘STACHE LANDS ON HIS END! BLUE ‘STACHE’S BELLY FOUR TIMES IS WHAACKED! NOW ALLL THE FIREWORKS BOOOOOM AND CRRAAAAACK...IT’S A BOOOOOM BASSSSA BOOOOM FESTIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
COMING THIS SUMMER? |
Am I in it? |
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~A color is just a color~
Frozenwinters
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
Posts: 25292
HP: 1 MP: 0 Lives: 4
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This is awesome. I can't wait to "watch" the whole movie. |
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Ocelot
Twytch
Joined: 12 Oct 2007
Posts: 14225
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Flavio wrote: | | Pa-Patch: im n ur move bein gai n stoof |
I lol'ed. xD |
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Click here for 500 coins!
Sho Minamimoto
Burning Vampire
Joined: 04 Nov 2007
Posts: 1253
HP: 90 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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Even though i did not read it yet, it is EPIC! IT IS FULL OF R! T! E! AND M! |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
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Flavio's got his R!T!E!M! back.
*breaks into tears* FLAVIO ! FINALLY ! THE EPIPHANY THERAPY WORKED !
BAAAA ! ;_; |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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Pure epic win |
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Flavio
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
Posts: 10649
HP: 4 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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Believe it or not, Flavio actually plans on starting this up as a project of ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY!
Though, Flavio will probably not finish it ever. T_T |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 12201
HP: 80 MP: 0 Lives: 3
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Yeah, Flavio doesnt seem to stay on one thing for too long as they generally lose their R!E!T!M! after a while. |
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