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Cherry
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
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60. Never point out you aren't getting paid after Bowser yells "What am I paying you for?!" |
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Brobotics Master
The Green Thunder
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Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 224
HP: 95 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:34 pm
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61. Don't trash the Koopa Trophy room.
62. Don't point out the fact that there are no trophies.
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Marker Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2261
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:40 pm
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63. Don't point out that the new medal in the trophy room is for perfect attendance at a ballerina class. |
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Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 3:52 pm
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64. If you engage Mario in combat and manage to survive, you must die.
65. All your belongings actually belong to Bowser. Yes, even that shirt that doesn't fit you. |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:21 pm
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MINIONS!!! All of you BETTER be reading this, 'caues if you don't... I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU!!! |
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Marker Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007
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HP: 38 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:23 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | | MINIONS!!! All of you BETTER be reading this, 'caues if you don't... I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU!!! |
66. Not allowed to refuse to read this list. |
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Nimexa, The Gentle Breeze
Dark Prognosticus
Burning Werewolf
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 16966
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:26 pm
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67. All your yoshi cookies are belong to Bowser. |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:45 pm
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68. Never let Wario inside the castle.
69. Don't go back into time and tell Kamek to ditch Bowser
70. The same goes for throwing Baby Bowser in the lava.
71. Don't tell Bowser that every time he fights Mario, he himself leaves a weakness for Mario to exploit. |
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Marker Magikoopa
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Joined: 04 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:48 pm
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72. Must not forget to take TWO steps back when Bowser asks for volunteers to step forward. |
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Nimexa, The Gentle Breeze
Dark Prognosticus
Burning Werewolf
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 16966
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:51 pm
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| Magikoopa #42 wrote: | | 72. Must not forget to take TWO steps back when Bowser asks for volunteers to step forward. |
73. Taking two steps back may not increase your chances of not being picked anyways. |
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Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:39 pm
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73. If Bowser dies before anyone else in the army, everyone else must die ON THE SPOT!
74. Bob-ombs must be at least 300 feet away when this happens.
75. This goes for invulnerable troops too. |
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paper Geno
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 446
HP: 35 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 7:22 pm
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not a minnion but:
76. If Bowser falls in combat use a Pick-Me-Up on him to revive him only. |
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Grodus
Drive-Thru Whale
Burning
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 1925
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:16 pm
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77. Do not polish your shell even a little bit better than Bowser's.
78. Do not distract a Boomerang Bro after he's thrown something.
79. Double for Hammer Bros with bad aim.
80. Whan around Goombas, PLEASE watch your step.
81. If I am on a bridge, DO NOT GRAB THE AXE.
82. If Mario is encountered, remember battle plan A. Walk around slowly in a predictable pattern.
83. Green-shelled Koopas MUST walk off cliffs.
84. Same for Goombas.
GACK ACK ACK ACK! |
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Marker Magikoopa
Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2261
HP: 38 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:26 pm
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85. Saying that any two things in this list contradict each other will get you a blast of fire breath to the face. |
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Big Boo
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Joined: 05 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 9:36 pm
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86. ALWAYS make it in someway possible for Mario to win. If you don't, you are a coward who lacks honor. |
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