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[Lord Bowser]

It was the night of March 8th, and the Brawlers were glad.
They eagerly awaited the fights to be had.
Soon the morning would come and the game would be out.
And the gamers would plant themselves on the couch.
All the smashers of Smashville were counting the minutes,
Til they had brawl, and all the characters in it.
But there was one man who could not stand brawl.
He hated it! Despised it! Didn't like it at all.
Bill Gates was that man. What a no good jerk!
The guy was so rich, he didn't even work!
"I just don't get it!" Said Gates gritting his teeth.
"Why play Brawl when you could play Halo 3?"
Super Smash Bros. was the Wii's killer App.
And Gates did not like it. He thought it was crap!
He paced back and forth all over the place,
When suddenly it hit him like a brick to the face.
Then an evil grin spread from his cheek to his cheek,
And he looked down at Smashville from the top of Gates Peak.
"If I could steal the Brawl's before opening day,
Then they will not get it! They'll have nothing to play!"
He let out a laugh that could make angels weep,
Then he waited til night, when the brawlers were asleep.

You're a mean one. Mr. Gates.
You really are a jerk!
You're as evil as a Decepticon, You bring hate everywhere you lurk.
Mr. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates!

I wouldn't sit next to you on an airplane, if...
I had to sit next to you on an airplaaaaaaaanne!

He got in his Aquada and drove off to the town.
After he was done, Nintendo's stock would go down.
First stop was Gamestop with Preorders galore!
When gamers went there for Brawl, They'd say "Sorry! No more!"
Gates took all the copies till there were no more.
Then after that, he robbed every other store.
All the Brawl's were gone. Oh what a pity.
There wasn't a single copy in the city.
But there were some people who had it imported.
And they would play it! Even with the shortage!

Gates broke into a house and saw Brawl in the Wii!
He took it, then he tried to run and to flee.
But he turned around, and let out a gasp when,
He saw little Sybb who was no more than ten.
Little blue jamies, Zelda doll in his pants,
He stepped up to Bill Gates and took a big chance.
"Why are you taking my copy of Brawl?"
He started to cry, then adjusted his doll.
Gates looked at the boy, they grinned an evil grin,
He thought of a lie that would satisfy him.
"There's a glitch in this game! Gates said with a smirk
I'm taking it to my office so that everything works!"
He sent Sybb to bed, and then went on his way.
The time was 6:05. It was Brawl's launch day!

Gates took all the copies to the top of Gates peak,
It was there he would throw them and make everyone weep.
But before he did that, he just wanted to hear,
All the Brawlers whining and shedding tears.
But to Bill Gates surprise, no activity took place.
But by this time now, all their hopes should be erased!
The Brawlers did not cry, did not act like a noob.
Instead they were enjoying Brawl videos on YouTube.

"It came without Ganondorf, It came without Mario!
It came without Sonic, R.O.B. or Lucario!"
Maybe Brawl isn't something you get from a store,
Maybe Brawl means a little bit more.
And what happened then? Well in Smashville they say,
That Bill Gate's small heart grew 3 sizes that day.
Then he got in his car, put the games in his trunk!
Then drove down so fast, people thought he was drunk!
He returned all the games, but that's not all!
Then he, Bill Gates, Put Banjo-Kazooie in Brawl.

[Spiny]

That was the best.story.ever.

[Spell Seal]

Epic.

[Aggrieved]

Awesome. That really does need to happen, simply for the end.

[Spiny]

[Shrowser]

OH GOD I JUST SHIT MY PANTS

[Gengar]

Would your gamefaqs account happen to be Coodoo18?
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=928518&topic=41528563

[Black Yoshi]

I laughed for five minutes straight.

Epiiiiic.