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[Lord Bowser]

Please for the love of the mighty and oh-so-powerful 1-Up in the sky, do not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not copy this like you do not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not with everything else I do. XP

Below is a compiled list of all the things I hope to do over the summer. I will update the list as I accomplish my goals.


Kidnap the princess
Destroy Mario
Possibly destroy the man-in-green
Think of something to do with the princess
Take a dump
Humiliate Hello Kitty
Destroy digibutter.nerr.biz by driving the members away
Paint a mustache on Wart's face when he isn't looking
Take over the Mushroom Kingdom
Make the Mushroom Kingdom the Koopa Kingdom
Take over the Koopa Kingdom
Take over the planet
Take over the galaxy
Take over the universe
Hire a GOOD back-massager
Hire a GOOD beef-roaster
Own McDonalds
End ANY companies that aren't clown related
Learn to breath electricity
Make Spyro the Dragon FUN
Make Crash Bandicoot FUN
Banish ANY Sony workers to the Twilight Zone
Collect ALL money from any Microsoft workers
Let the Sony workers out of the Twilight Zone
Create a muscles potion
Discover the last digit in Pi
Discover how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
Burn ANY and ALL Fountain-of-Euths
Make Summer NEVER end
Make the sun look like my face
Teach Jr. how to fly
Make Jr. a Koopa Clown Car
Spend a day in the Twilight Zone without dying
Exit the Twilight Zone directly after that day and NEVER go back to it
Search for Elvis at 7/11
If search fails, "promise" something to whoever finds him
Bring Animaniacs back to life
End Barney the Dinosaur
Meet Cookie Monster
Get Cookie Monster's autograph
Go with Cookie Monster to the moon
Go back to Earth from the moon with Cookie Monster
Give Cookie Monster 40 coins
Create a new species of Bowser
Find out how hotdogs are made
Discover Area 51
Meet aliens on Area 51
Keep five aliens from Area 51 as pets
Give one pet alien to Jr.
Become a lawyer
Sue everybody
Teach Jr. how to become a layer
Teach Jr. how to sue everybody
Make a world record
Find Curious George and put him near a toilet
Become Captain Underpants
Give Toad a wedgie
Roast a marshmallow

[Yellow Magikoopa]

That's quite the list, there, King Bowser.

[Lord Vaati]

[Lord Bob]

I don't think some of those things are even do-able. Refine the list.

[2cool2spy]

hmm. seams a reasonable healthy good list.

[Legendary Mashine]

I MET COOKIE MONSTER. PWNT.

He danced with me. AND I HAVE PICTURES TO PROVE IT. But my scanner's broken. :O