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[Sumakima Josindu]

Sawnik: OVERPOWERED-NESS GO!

Toon Link: lolclonedfinalsmash

Omilar: KAMAKAZIE ATTACK!

[Yoshi]

Kirby: I wonder what canabillistic experience my customers will see today- as the eaten ones.

Snake: TIGHT PANTS, BIG ASS, YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMMIN!

Meta Knight: Afraid of the dark? You'll be so scared, you'll fear the light.

Ness: Lucas you're doing it wrong, the stars have to go diagonal, or else it's easy to dodge. Seriously, you stink man.

Luigi: Don't give me some crap about not smoking pot around you. Now sleep and be dizzy.

Mario: Sakurai, you lost all your creativity here.

Dedede: WADDLE DEES! QUICK! FIND MY CONDOM BEFORE SOMEONE SEES IT!

Lucas: *burns it with his final smash* Is that right ness?

*ness uses his old taunt where he says 'ok'*

Fox: Slippy, send me a land master!

Falco: Slippy! send me a land master!

Wolf: Someone! send me a fail master!

Pit: FEAR MEESTR POOTATOHED.

Marth: Man, I can't see how much health you have... we'll change that.

Ike: DANGIT, I WANT TO BE THE ONLY GUY, I'LL RIP THAT THING OUT WITH GREAT AETHER! (that's how sam became samus)

Samus: I'm too sexy for my armor, so sexy that it *armor falls off* Told ya so.

ZSS: Don't stare at my breasts. *puts power suit on*

Pikachu: I'll give you fifty bucks if you can control this thing!

Sonic: *points upward*

Link: Power, courage.... Yup. That's all I got.

Toon link: Courage, wisdom... *hit over head with break* Not power.

Gannondorf: I'll give you a buck if you take the hit of this one. *slam*

Zelda/shiek: Wisdom, power, and AAAH! A SPIDER!

Peach: You don't WANT to know what I do to you when you're sleeping.

Bowser: I need my beauty sleep...

Olimar: Crap, they sold the ship again... MONSTERS!

Capt. Falcon: SPEED LIMIT PLUS TWENTY MILES PER HOUR, BABY

DK: GAH, ME SMASH DRUM

Diddy: I'm going to miss you! No seriously, this is hard to control.

[Popple]

Yoshi's Final Smash: "Behold ye non-believers! For the power of your Christ Jesus flows through my veins!"

Olimar's Final Smash: "Y tu Pikmin? Then fall Olimar." THIS IS FROM A STUPID *crag* PLAY I HAD TO READ IN ENGLISH LOL!

[Manpersonguything]

Luigi?
Uhhhh.. God i'm trippin on shrooms.

[Tyler]

Diddy's FS isn't hard to control for me. >:]

[Lord Bob]

Lucas: PK THUNDER! I GOT THE SMASH BALL FROM ACROSS THE STAGE B*TCH! PEEEEEEEE KAAAAAAAAAY STAAAAAAARSTORRRRRRRRRM!
Wario: I'm so awesome, I have to do it while wearing a mask and pajamas. Yeah, that's how cool I am.
I think Wario Man looks like he's in pajamas, anyway.

[Spell Seal]

Another one for Sonic's
SPEED BREAK!

[Plastic Mario]

Kirby: YOU are for DINNER.

Lucas: PeeeeeeKayyyy... HAAIIIIIRRRRRRRSPRAYYYYY!

Fox: LANDMASTER!
Falco: LANDMASTER!
Wolf: LANDMASTER!
Toon Link: LANDMASTER!
Mario: LANDMASTER!
Zelda: LANDMASTER!
Samus: LANDMASTER!

*shot*

Meta Knight: GET IN MY PANTS NOW *Boom*

Pit: *Looks up*

HEY, GODDESS LADY! PUT SOME PANTIES ON!

Snake: DINNER blaster. *Fires burgers*

[Para]

Olimar: JESUS CHRIST ITS A BULBORB GET IN THE SHIP
Luigi: Rave tiem gogogo
Game and Watch: TENTACLE FETISH

[Ph1r3 Mario]

Sonic: Time for... LUDICROUS SPEED. *runs into a wall*

Olimar: CRAP, I FORGOT HOW TO DRI- *asplosion*

Pit: GO MAH ARMY, AND ANNOY THEM...

NANANANANANANANANANA!!