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[Almaz]

Alright, this is my extremely dumbed-down and wacky summary of the SSE, going by the plot that I followed (rescued Zelda). It was inspired by the Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn summaries on Gamefaqs, and is supossed to be stupid and fun. So just enjoy, and then comment about how ridiculous the plot was when you hear it in this format.

Note that this essentially kills all the epic in the SSE and turns it into some mutated version of franis.

Peach: OOH! MARIO!
Zelda: Where's Link?
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Kirby: MARSHMELLOW POWER!
Mario: Oh, I lost! *trophy'd*
Kirby: *taps Mario's base*
Mario: MARIO'S THE SUPERSTAR! Friends?
Kirby: *shakes hand*
Halberd: *appears*
Mario: Mamamia!
Ancient Minister: RAWR!
Mario: See you next time!
Petey: NOOOOOOOO!!! *shoots Mario*
Mario: Oh, I lost! *shot*
Zelda: I'M TRAPPED!
Peach: I'M IN MY NATURAL HABITAT!
Petey: DOUBLE RAWR!
Kirby: POYOH!
Petey: That's how you spell it? *whacks with cage*
Kirby: *frees Zelda*
Petey: GAAAAAHHHH!!! I'M BURNING!!!
Kirby: *hides lighter*
Wario: WARIO TIME!
Peach: Lalalalala!*trophy'd*
R.O.B. Sentries: Five...four...three...
Kirby: OSHI-!
Subspace Bomb: BOOM!!!
Kirby: *escapes*
Pit: ZOMG, HAX!
Palutena: I bless you...
Pit: Thanks, nice lady!
Primids: WE'RE THE BAD GUYS!
Mario: I'm-a in trouble!
Pit: *pwnt*
Mario: YIPPIE! MARIO'S THE SUPERSTAR!
Pit: *glares*
Mario: ...and Pit
Pit: Better...
Greap: CHINK-A-CHINK-A!
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Greap: *explodes*
Kirby: IMMA GET CHU, HALBERD!
Fox: This is Fox, I'm going in.
Zelda: HEY! WE WERE HERE FIRST!
Ancient Minister: GET OFF OF MY SHIP!
Kirby: NOOOOOOO!!!*falls*
Fox: *crash*
Zelda: Wheeeeee!!!
Hammer Bro: We're in your jungle, stealin' your bananas...
Donkey Kong: *crag* YOU!
Bullit Bill: SHUT UP!
Diddy Kong: SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME UBER NINJA PEANUT ATTACK!
Bullit Bill: ...dang.
DK: *blows up Bowser's Army*
Diddy: Pwnt
DK: BANANA SLAMMA!
Bowser: NOT SO FAST!
Diddy: OH NO!
Bowser: Try me, monkey.
Diddy: 'kay
DK: NO! I'M THE STAR! *hits Diddy away*
Diddy: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!*star, sparkle sparkle*
Bowser: ...'K?
DK: *trophy'd*
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Diddy: *lands*
Arwing: *exploded*
Diddy: Wha?
Rayquaza: GAH! PEOPLE! LEAVE! *shoots Arwing*
Diddy: O_O
Fox: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Diddy: Oh yes he did!
Rayquaza: SHUT UP, MONKEY NUGGET!
Diddy: EEP!
Fox: *pwnt*
Rayquaza: WHO ARE YOU GUYS?!
Fox: We're Star Fox!
Diddy: And monkey!
Fox: ...I hate monkeys, screw you.
Diddy: YOU ARE GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!
Fox: Aw...
Bowser: PEEKABOO!
Dark Bowser: RAWR!
Diddy: BANANA SLAMMA!
Dark Bowser: GAAAAHHHH!!!*dies*
Diddy & Fox: *escape*
Bowser: ...dang.
Lucas: ZOMG, GIANT STATUE-THING!
Porky Statue: IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Ness: NO, U!
Porky: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lucas: Um...PK...
Porky: *dies*
Wario: IT'S WARIO TIME AGAIN!
Lucas: GAH! IT BURNS! IT'S SO SCARY, IT'S UNREAL!
Ness: ...kids...
Wario: DANG, I HAVE THE WORST AIM! Wait, that kid's scared...
Ness: STUPID KID! *trophy'd*
Lucas: NOOOOOO!!! *runs*
Wario: OH YEAH, I WIN!
Lucas: MOMMYSAVEMEMOMMYSAVEME!
Pokemon Trainer: You're so cute when you're scared...
Primid: RAWR!
Pokemon Trainter: GO SQUIRTLE!
Squirtle: SQUIRT!
Lucas: THAT'S NOT NICE!
Primids: OH NOOOOO!!!*die*
Pokemon Trainer: Bai.
Lucas: NO! I'm going with you!
Pokemon Trainer: ...I'm not paying for diapers.
Ancient Minister: Ruins to ruins, ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
Marth: NO U!
Meta Knight: Fight me!
Marth: NO U!
Primids: DIE!
Marth: NO U!
Primids: Aw...*die*
Meta Knight: FEAR MY POWER!
Marth: NO U!
Meta Knight: -_-
Ancient Minister: Imma run now...
Ike: LIKE SUBSPACE YOU WILL!
Ancient Minister: OSHI-!
Ike: Imma schweet.
Meta Knight: Agreed.
Marth: NO...wait, yeah.
Luigi: I'm-a Luigi, Number-a one!
Waddle Dee: *claps*
Luigi: NOOOOOOOO!!!
King Dedede: *hammer whacks*
Luigi: Oh, I lost! *trophy'd*
Wario: WAH HAH HAH! WARIO CAN FLY ON HIS FLYING CAR THING!
King Dedede: MIEN!
Wario: Aw...
Link: Master Sword...YOU'RE MINE!
Yoshi: Zzzzzzzzzz...
Link: Imma eet chu.
Yoshi: (Like that'll ever happen)
Primids: ENCORE OF RAWR!
Yoshi: Imme eet chu!
Primid: NOES!
Halberd: *flies away*
Link: Oh, I lost!
ZSS: I'm too sexy for my suit.
Pikachu: CHUUUUUUUUU!!!
ZSS: ...oh. *frees*
Pikachu: PIKA!
R.O.B.'s: Overheating...*head asplodes*
ZSS: Found my suit in that room!
Pikachu: *sad noises*
Kirby: Lalalala...
King Dedede: VROOM VROOM!
Zelda: AAH!
Bowser: PEEKABOO!
Zelda: *trophy'd*
Dark Zelda: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mario: Mamamia!
Pit: THE FIGHT IS ON!
Dark Zelda: YOUR VOICE IS SIX OCTAVES TOO HIGH! AAAHHHHH!!!*dies*
Link: YOU KILLED HER!
Mario: DOH!
Yoshi: Hi Mario!
Mario: I'm-a Mario!
Pit: *pwns Link and Yoshi*
Kirby: *revives Link and Yoshi*
Yoshi: Talking marshmellow means we're friends now!
Kirby: *dances*
King Dedede: *runs*
Ganondorf: YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE TO CAPTURE THE PENGUIN!
Bowser: 'K
Charizard: GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!
Pokemon Trainer: THERE'S CHARIZARD!
Lucas: Let's enslave some powerful animals and force them to fight each other!
PT: YEAH!
Squirtle: *puts on sunglasses*
Wario: I'M-A BACK!
Lucas: DIE!!!
Wario: WHAT?! NO U!
Lucas: NO U!
Wario: NO U!
Suqirtle: *pwnt*
Wario: NO ME! WAIT, NOOOO!!!*trophy'd*
King Dedede: I'm so lonely. You're all part of the Dedede Gang now!
Luigi, Ness, Peach: *badge'd*
King Dedede: There we...
Ceiling: I'M COMIN' DOWN!
King Dedede: *dies*
Bowser: YOUR PRINCESS IS CURRENTLY BEING MOVED TO ANOTHER CASTLE! PLEASE STAND BY!
Mario: So long, King-a Bowser!
Bowser: PEACH SHIELD!
Mario: Oh, I lost!
Pit: *saves the day*
Bowser: This is madness!
Pit: THIS. IS. SMASH BROS! *kicks down cliff*
Koopa Clown Copter: I saved ya boss!
Mario's Party: *crag*
Ancient Minister: Goodbye.
R.O.B. Sentries: We'll never forget you, R...*dies*
Ganondorf: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Master Hand: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GET IT RIGHT!
Ganondorf: Yes, my lord...
PT: GO, POKEBALL!
Ivysaur: *captured*
Lucas: WE DID IT!
PT: *glares*
Lucas: YOU DID IT!
Charizard: GROOOOOOOOOOOWL!
Squirtle: I'M SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Charizard: Oshi-
PT: I CAUGHT CHARIZARD!
Ike: I FOUND SOMETHING!
Meta Knight: No one move!
Ike: *moves*
Galleom: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Meta Knight: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!
Ike: *pwnt*
Meta Knight: Oh...
Pokemon Trainer: I GOT IVYSAUR AND CHARIZARD!
Lucas: AND I'M STILL ALIVE!
Everyone: Aw...
Galleom: I'M STILL HERE!
Charizard: *rock smash*
Galleom: IMMA SUICIDE BOMBER NOW!
PT: OSHI-!
Meta Knight: *saves*
Marth: ...I'm so jealous.
Ancient Minister: *sob*
Yoshi: HEY! THERE HE IS! LET'S KICK DIRT IN HIS FACE!
Ancient Minister: *flees*
Yoshi: Aw...
Link: You'll get yours, Yoshi...you'll get yours.
Subspace Bomb: BOOM!
Kirby: WARP STAR!
Mario: SUPERSTAR! YIPPIE!
Bowser: Hello there...
Diddy: EEP! *trophy'd*
Fox: You'll pay for your crimes.
Bowser: I'm soooooo scared.
Fox: All aircraft report.
Falco: I'm fine, I'm fine. You okay over there, Fox?
GIANT ENEMY DIDDY: I'M SO EVIL, MY NAME'S IN CAPS!
Falco: No u.
Diddy: I'm saved!
Fox: Falco, what are you doing?
Falco: Just follow me...
GIANT ENEMY DIDDY: WHO ARE YOU GUYS?!
Fox: We're Star Fox.
Diddy: And monkey!
Falco: ...I hate monkeys. Screw you.
Diddy: YOU ARE GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!
Falco: Aw...
Fox: Deja vu!
Donkey Kong Trophy: ...
Diddy: LET'S YELL AT IT!
Star Fox Team: -_-
ZSS: We found my suit!
Pikachu: *crying*
Evil Samus: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
ZSS: *lasers*
Evil Samus: *explodes*
Samus: Back in the missiles!
Pikachu: PIKA!
Ridley: YOU LITTLE B...
Pikachu: THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO ME SLIGHTLY! AND ESPECIALLY TO GROWLITHE!
Samus: *pwnt*
Ridley: Oh...right...*explodes*
Pikmin: *attacking*
R.O.B.: *spins*
Pikmin: *mass death*
Olimar: OSHI!
Captain Falcon: FALCON...PAAAAUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCCHHHH!!!
R.O.B.: *dies*
Olimar: YOU KILLED ALL MY MEN BUT ONE!
Captain Falcon: FALCON EPIC!
Olimar: ...point taken.
Diddy: GIMME BACK MY BUDDY!
Hammer Bro: NO U!
Diddy: *bombards*
Captain Falcon: HERE'S THE PASS!
Olimar: WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
Donkey Kong: ...why am I Chained Kong?
Diddy: They stole bananas.
Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA!
Primids: *die*
Halberd: DIE!
Great Fox: NO U!
Ice Climbers: Shiny sparkly ships!
Meta Knight: Race ya!
Ice Climbers: WE CLIMB ICE!
Meta Knight: I am victorious!
Ice Climbers: NO, WE ARE!
Lucario: So, you're finally here, but I'm not performing for you!
Meta Knight: SHUT UP! YOU KNOW THE WORDS, SO JOIN IN TOO!
Lucario: THE AURA IS WITH ME!
Meta Knight: That's nice...
Lucario: *wins*
Meta Knight: You are truly a worthy opponent...
Lucario: What are you talking about? I beat you without even using any aura!
Meta Knight: ...but who's wearing the cool mask?
Primids: WE FOUND YOU!
Mario: IT'S-A MARIO PARTY!
Ike: We're teaming up with Mario's side!
Ice Climbers: WE'RE IN!
Primids: Doh *crag*
Snake: SHOWTIME!
Primids: OSHI-
Snake: I have facial hair.
Primids: WE SURRENDER!
Lucario: I'M COMING!
Snake: Cardboard Box shield!
Lucario: Your box shield is no match for my mighty hands that can lift stuff!
Snake: !
Lucario: Enemies approach.
Snake: *hides*
Meta Knight: *slashes through*
Snake: Oh, he's good.
Lucario: ...nice facial hair.
Dark Princesses: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Master Hand: They put you to shame.
Ganondorf: ;.;
Snake: *wins*
Meta Knight and Lucario: That lucky son of a...
Snake: Stay here.
Meta Knight and Lucar: ...moron.
Sheik: ...forget this.
Peach: *giggles*
Fox: I'M MOVING IN!
Sheik: I HATE YOU!
Fox: NOW, WE MUST FIGHT!
Peach: NONONO! IT'S TIME FOR TEA!
Sheik: Happy unbirthday...
Snake: Meta Knight...there are these guys driving the ship...and they've only got two dimmensions!
Lucario: ...why hasn't the ship crashed?
Meta Knight: Do not question things you cannot understand.
Snake: *kicks the Game & Watches out*
G&W: BEEP!
Peach: LANGUAGE!
G&W: POLYMERIZATION!
Duon: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sheik: OSHI-!
Snake: *pwnt*
Mr. Game & Watch: Pretty umbrella...I'm joining you guys!
Meta Knight: I'm sailing away...
Samus: WE'RE HERE!
Ancient Minister: So, you've found my secret lair...now it's emo time for me.
Pikachu: ???
Samus: @.@
Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA!
Ancient Minister: KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING!
Captain Falcon: FALCON KNOCK!
Ancient Minister: ...I can respect that.
Ganondorf: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ancient Minister: ...you still fail at that.
R.O.B.'s: MASTER GANONDORF!
Ancient Minister: PLEASE, NO!
R.O.B.'s: *set on fire*
Ancient Minister: SUPER TRANSFORMATION!
ROB: Beep!
All: ...we were expecting...something...more
Olimar: IT'S OKAY! THE BOMBS ARE INERT!
Ganondorf: *activates*
DK: BANANA SLAMMA!
*phailure*
Diddy: THAT NEVER FAILS!
Captain Falcon: FALCON TRACKER!
R.O.B.: Nooo! I'm not leaving!
DK: *picks up ROB*
ROB: ...darn it.
Isle of the Ancients: IMMA EXPLODE NOW!
Meta Ridley: NOT QUITE!
Captain Falcon: FALCON KICK!
Meta Ridley: No paunch?
Samus: Apparently, you're not worthy.
Meta Ridley: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Isle of the Ancients: *explodes*
Everyone: WE'RE HERE!
Lucas: SO AM I!
Everyone: ...dang it.
Lucas: ;.;
Ganondorf: TIME TO DIE, UNIVERSE!
Subspace: *appears*
Halberd: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Ganondorf: Oh yes I did...*blows up Halberd*
Meta Knight: ;.;
Kirby: DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Bowser: OSHI-!
Ganondorf: Mission failed...
Bowser: Dang...so close, too!
Characters: *into subspace*
Ganondorf: Bowser...die.
Bowser: *trophy'd*
Other Characters: WE'RE HERE!
Master Hand: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ganondorf: *bows*
Tabuu: HA! HE'S JUST A HAND PUPPET!
Ganondorf: WHY YOU *trophy'd*
Master Hand: YOU LITTLE!
Tabuu: *pwnt*
Master Hand: *dies*
Everyone: O_O
Tabuu: *wing pwnt*
Everyone: *trophy'd*
Luigi: LUIGI'S BACK!
Ness: I am too!
All Trophies and Luigi: *glare*
Ness: ;.;
King Dedede: PENGUINHUG!
Luigi: CRUSHING...ME...
King Dedede: *saves the freakin' world*
Kirby: *helps*
Bowser: GROWL!
Dedede: *pwnt*
Bowser: SECOND GROWL!
Dedede *bishslap*
Bowser: OW! ;.;
Kirby: ?
Bowser: *maims Ganondorf*
Kirby: ??
King Dedede: *tacklehug*
Kirby: UNEXPECTED JINJO! No...just Dedede.
Ganondorf: ...I will help.
Wario: WARIO'S THE WINNAR!
King Dedede, Luigi, and Ness: YOU SHALL BE JUDGED FOR YOUR SINS!
Wario: Eep...*drives off*
Tabuu: GIANT MAZE LEVEL!
Almost Everyone: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mario: YIPPIE! AH HAH HAH!
Peach: Sounds like fun!
Almost Everyone: I see why people call them a couple...
Mario: *does the entire thing for everyone*
Tabuu: YOU ALL DIE NOW! Except you, Donkey Kong, here's a pogo stick.
DK: WOOHOO!
Sonic: SEGA to the rescue!
Everyone: Like that would ever happen!
Sonic: ;.;
Diddy: INSANE AIR COMBO!
Meta Knight: SUPER FAST SLASHING!
DK: BANANA SLAMMA!
Captain Falcon and Snake: MAN POWER!
Mario: Oh, I lost!
Tabuu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Everyone: *trophy'd*
Subtitles: Now my alies are beside me, some my former enemies, all linked together, holy *crag*! You beat Tabuu!
Evil Ness: I made PONG!
Super Smash Bros. Brawl: THE END!

...yeah, it's pathetic, but then again, with such a plot like the SSE to work off of...

[Spiny]

That is the most epic thing I have ever read.

Mind if I try to make something like that for Classic mode here?

[Almaz]

It's a hilarious style. Would love to see what you come up with. Nice to know someone read the whole thing.

[Black Yoshi]

That was made of 100% win.

[Boomer]

that was...ya know what, I'm gonna cookie that, SSSSS-BOOM.

[Twytch]

[Spiny]

Classic Mode:Kirby
((I used some of the jokes Mister I used,and some of my own))

VS:Ganondorf

Kirby:?
Ganondorf:You will DIE!
Bulbin:NO U*Blows up bridge and Ganondorf*
Ganondorf:IT BUUUURRRRNSSS!*dies*
Kirby:*dances*

VS:DK and Diddy
Kirby:?!
Yoshi:*Dies due to scroll*
DK:*Jump into spikes and dies.*
Diddy:*Follows.*

VS:Giant Pikachu

Kirby:?
Squirtle:*pwnt*
Kirby:*Also pwnt*
Pikachu:PIKA PIIIKAAA!

VS:Ness

Kirby:*Gets lost*
Ultimate Chimera:OM NOM NOM
Ness:OSHI-*pwned*

BREAK THE TARGETS!

Kirby:*Does so*

VS:Team Kirby

Kirby:lolwut?*pwnt*
Team:*Horribly maimed.*

VS:Olimar

Olimar:EAT CARROTS ASSWIPE!
*PLUCKPLUCKPLUCKTHROWTHROWTHROW*credit to Twytch for awesome line.
Kirby:*Kirbycides*
Olimar:OSHI-*dies*

VS:Metal Sonic
Metal Sonic:Yayz
Sonic covered in metal:He means me!*pwnt*

Kirby:*C sticks like crazy*
Sonic:SO CHEA-*dies*

VS:Mario and Peach

Bowser:YOU ARE A KOOPA,NOW GO PWN THEM!
Kirby:K.
Mario:I'm the superstar!
Kirby:NO ME*pwnt*
Mario:Oh,I lost!
Peach:*pwnt*
Bowser:WHAT THE FUUUUU*ping*

VS:Team Ice Climbers

*See Team Kirby*

VS:Giant Wario
Wario:*Wafts himself into oblivion.*

VS:Link,Meta Knight,and Ike

Meta Knight:Fight me!
Link:K.*maimed*
Meta Knight:Fight me!
Ike:K.*maimed*
Meta Knight:Fight Me!
Kirby:No.*pwnt*
Meta Knight:Damn.*maimed*

VS:Master Hand

Master Hand:*floats in*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Crazy Hand:*floats in*
MWEHEHEHEHE,OAHAHAHAHA!
Both:*pwnt*
Kirby:OSHI-*maimed*
Master Hand:That's for Amazing Mirror,bish!
Kirby:*Comes back and pwns*
Master Hand:AVENNNNGE MEEEEE!!!
Crazy Hand:K!*Bombs Kirby like a Dodongo*
ASUAIODAJSOACUDBUIDADUISHUIOAJSK!!!!!
Kirby:lolwut?*pwnt*
Crazy Hand:BLAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHEIWOJDWIODJSJDIOSJDIOSSK!!!!!
Kirby:And THAT is why you don't eat too much sugar,kids.*trophy'd*

Player:*Mindlessly shoots credits.*

WARNING!
CHALLENGER APPROACHING!
Player:OSHI-

Kirby:?
Jigglypuff:*Pwnt*
*This goes on for awhile*
Kirby:*pwnt*
Player:*is bombarded with unlockables.*

THE ENDLOL

[WIRE MAN]

I read this whole thing Mister I.Words cannot describe how epic it is.

[Mantis15]

[Tyler]

This...brought tears to my eyes... ;~;

You deserve every cookie in the world.

[Almaz]

Wow...people really like this?

...if anyone would like me to do it for any other aspect of Brawl, or another game, I'd be happy.

And Informer, your classic mode was...pretty good. I lol'd at the Crazy Hand's Revenge part.

[Popple]

This is the exact kind of post that doesn't need cookies.

[Almaz]

It brings joy to people's day, Popple. Should it be cookied for quality? No. But does it just bring a smile to a lot of faces? Yes. Until that line is defined, the cookies will come. I don't really deserve them...but it'll simply continue until that line is defined.

[Popple]

[Almaz]

...you're saying you don't like comments on your work, Popple?

People are mysterious creatures. A slight annoyance sets them off like a Smart Bomb. But this...this causes them to flourish, to let their petals bloom into a passionate Fire Flower.

If something is to the general liking of the audience, it will get praise. I don't deserve any of it, feel awful I posted this, and have already headdesked myself to the point where my head is a nice shade of crimsion. But it's not going to get better by that. Until you or Francis or we mods decide to draw the line, then it's going to stay like this.

And getting back on-topic, does anyone want another? No cookies plx, but I enjoy writing these.