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[Yoshi]

Boss battles!


Petey: Hai Kerby how u doin'?
Kirby: I is gewd, u?
Petey: I wanna do this.
Kirby: Do wut?
Petey: I'M PETEE PIRANHA! ABLABLABLABLABLARGH!
Kirby: That was gay.
PEtEy: Plants have no parts ya know.
Kirby: O, ok.
Petey: BLARGH, EAT CAGE, KIRBY!
Kirby: *takes it literally*
Petey: OSHI!
Kirby: *has Petey's B attack* ABLABLABLABLABLARGH!
Petey: That was gay.
Kirby: Have you not noticed I'm a pink ball?
Petey: O ye
Kirby: *hammers petey*
Petey: OSHI-*pwnt*

Rayquaza:*under lake*
Diddy: PEDO! PEDO! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!..... OSHI!
Rayquaza: I am pwnz joo naow.
Diddy: O Rly?
Marth: NO U!
Diddy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THIS PART!
Rayquaza: LOSERS!
Diddy: BOWSER JR. ISN'T EVEN IN THE GAME!
Rayquaza: NUUUU, YOU DISCOVERED MY SECRET IDENTITY! I MUST DESTROY U! *shoots, and misses*
Fox: Dude, you burned my ship.
Rayquaza: So?
Fox: U am dai naow.
Rayquaza: Nu
Marth: NO U!
Rayquaza: *hits fox with marth, and throws marth into forest* BLFALKFAFLKAKLFJ;A
Diddy: AAAH! HE GRABBED ME!
Fox: Up B! No, wrong move.... Down B! I'm not deflecting anything... side B! *saves diddy*
Rayquaza: I am hurt you naow. *energy blast*
Fox: Up B! Side B! Standard b! OSHI!
Rayquaza: Lolpwnt.
Diddy: U hungry?
Rayquaza: Yes, I am hungry for some protein.
Diddy: GOOD! *shoots with peanuts*
Rayquaza: I meant meat with protein you tard.
Diddy: Rocketbarrel boost! *boost is nerf'd on SSE, and only brings him up one foot* OSHI!
Fox: Down B, Side B, Up B Standard B- I had a gun this whole time?
Rayquaza: NUUUUUUUUUU! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME THOUGH!
Fox: *Uses lense of truth on Rayquaza.nerr.biz*
Diddy: It sank.
Rayquaza: No it didn't... AAAAH! *falls into water, and sinks*


Galleom: *listening to his car radio*
Meta: LOOK, SOMETHING TO PWN!
Marth: Maybe it's a good guy, like everyone else you try to kill in this game.
Ike: LET'S KILL IT!
IKe and Meta: WHEEE! *go to attack it*
Marth: Morons. *chases after them*
Galleom: O noez, u caught meh. Dee collonz.
Meta, and Ike: There's no way you're a giant pwning robot that'll destroy us! DIE NAOW!
Galleom: *transforms*
Ike: Still think it's a good guy?
Marth: NO U!
Meta: -_-
Ike: *pwns it with sword*
Galleom: HULK SMASH!
Ike: OSHI- *dies*
Marth: LET'S FINISH IT!
Galleom: FALCONGALLEOM PAUNCH!
Marth: OSHI! *dies*
Meta: *uses standard B to take away health in seconds*
Galleom: U still cannot pwnzor me.
Meta: Ready dudez?
Marth, and Ike: Yeh! *bothe take out dynamite, and blow up ground under galleom*
Pokemon trainer: Now why is this giant hall here?
Lucas: I know, it's really cheesey.
Pokemon trainer: Yeah, it's like the makers EXPECTED a giant robot to fall through here.
Lucas: Yeah.
Pokemon trainer: Well, Might as well gOSHI-
Lucas: AAAAH!
Galleom: HUH? WUT? DID I FALL THROUGHT THE TOILET SEAT AGAIN? O, IT'S PEEPLEZ. U SUCK.
Pokemon trainer: You take that back!
Lucas: Yeah!
Audience: *signals to not take it back at lucas*
Galleom: *takes back words from pokemon trainer*
Lucas: I'll finish you!
Galleom: HULK SMASH!
Lucas: No U!
Galleom: Ok, GALLEOM SMASH!
Lucas: OSHI- *dies*
Audience: *cheers*
Pokemon trainer: IVYSAUR! USE YOUR GODMODDISH STANDARD B!
GAlleoms health: I AM LARGE, AND ENDLESS! NO.... I'M GETTING SMAAAALLLLLERRRR! U CANNOT BEAT ME THO.
Pokemon trainer: U can beat u.
Galleom: wut?
Pokemon trainer: I dun no.
Galleom: K'. I killz u naow. *grabs Lucas, and Pokemon trainer, and starts to try and asplode*
Lucas: *lives*
Audience: *dies*
Lucas: PK THUNDER! *pwns*
Pokemon trainer: Nice job genious, now we're falling to our deaths. *saved by meta*
Meta: U R Mr. Gay.

Porky:.... Hello? U skipped meh. I am emo naow. *asplodes*

Ridley:*hiding*
Samus: Now you see Pika, the birdies and the bees goes like thi-
Ridley: PWNT!
Samus: OW, MAH SUIT IS BEIN' GRINDED
Pikachu: PIKA THUNDER!
Samus: PK thunder?
Pikachu: -_-
Ridley: Lol, it's not very effective.
Pika: *points to a pokedex with ridley, and it says dragon FLYING
Ridley: Ok, den. *falls*
Samus: Wow, amazing how I lived! *suit electrifies* And I lived again!
Pika: PIKACHU! *zaps ridley*
Ridley: NUUUU! I'M A SUCKY BOSS THAT SUCKS SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN HAVE A LONG PLOOOOOOOOT!

Duon: *doesn't exist yet*
Meta: Why are there black pieces of construction paper in my ship?
Lucario: You're not attacking them yet?
Meta and snake: IT'S SHOW TIME! *throws all of them overboard*
Peach: What'd they do this time?
Shiek: What's the yin yang robo thingy?
Peach:D:
Fox: I'll help!
Lucario, Meta, and snake: *shows up*
Falco: *lands* heroes always arrive late.
Peach: Then why did I come first?
Falco: If you were a hero, Lucas would be a god.
Lucas: SCHWEET!
Capt. Falcon: FALCON PWNCH!
Lucas: AAAAAH!
Duon blue: Shut up fools!
Duon pink: Yeah! fear my guns!
Duon blue: You have no muscles, you're a robot.
Duon pink: My lazors.
Duon blue: O, 'k
Fox: *kicks it*
Duon: *spins*
Fox: O NOEZ! *pwnt*
Peach: HEE*PWNT*
Falco: LANDMASTER!
Slippy: Sorry, don't got one.
Falco: *pwnt*
Snake: O NOEZ!
Duon: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Master hand: You're doing it wrong. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Snake:Meta Knight.
Meta: Yeah?
Snake: I'm sorry.
Meta: For letting us all be killed?
Snake: No, ofcourse not! I'm sorry for placing a mine inside your ship!
Duon: WUT? AAAAAAAAH! *glares at snake*
Meta: WUT?!
Snake: Just kidding, and Duon, while you look at me, i has facial hair.
Duon: NOOOOOOOOO! *pwnt*
Game and watch: That's impressive. *joins*

Meta ridley: *hiding again*
Capt. Falcon: Falcon snap! *blue falcon comes in*
Everyone: I'm glad we're so safe.
Samus: Atleast nothing is going to rip my suit again.
Meta ridley: BLARGLIGLEEBLE!
Olimar: O NOEZ!
Samus: Kill him with the pikmin!
Olimar: I can't pik pickmin out of a metal shit, I MEAN SHIP!
Samus: Let me do it *pwnt*
Capt. Falcon: FALCON SPEED LIMIT LAW BREAKING!
Meta ridley: NOOO! I CAN'T KETCH UP WIT' U!
Pikachu:PIKA THUNDR!
Meta ridley: PK thundr?
Pikachu: O NOEZ!
Trophy stand: *is there*
Meta ridley: You wouldn't...
Pikachu: BWAHAHAHAAH! *throws it*
Master hand: *right before it's about to hit* NO! *grabs* IT'S AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Pikachu: ;~;
Meta Ridley: U saved mah life...
Master hand: Yes... we shall destroy this fools!
Meta ridley: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Master hand: You're doing it wrong. *throws Meta ridley off screen and flies away*
Pikachu: That was awkward.


Tabuu: WHAT? How dare you fools be back... I shall finish you with my wing pwnage!
Sonic: POWER OF SPEED!
Fox: Wait, let me take the attack.
Sonic: Ok, just once.
Fox: Ok, I got it down.
TAbuu: *wing pwnage*
Fox: Shield side, shield standard, shield up, shield d- OSHI!
Sonic: *facpalms, and destroys tabuu's wings*
Tabuu: Fine, I will pwnzor u all!
Me: *selects Pika, yoshi, capt. falcon, toon link, dedede, and.... dangit, you're a moron fox. *awakens him and puts him in team**
Pikachu: You shall not beat me!
Tabuu: Grappling hook!
Pikachu: *zaps it* metal conducts electricity!
Tabuu: Ow. FLYING SWORD!
Pikachu. *jumps* You're weak.
Tabuu: ;~; golden bars!
Pikachu: OSHI! *hit* That all you got? I beat you on intense!
Tabuu: and we're on easy.... heheh... heh. heeeeh....
Pikachu: PIKA THUNDR!
Tabuu: You mean *zapp'd*
Tabuu: WING PWNAGE TIEM!
Pika: Shield down. Shield down. Shield down.
Tabuu: 0_0 Wow.
Pika: PIKA!
Tabuu: SUPER GOD MOD!
Pika: Aww, that's cheap. *leaves*
Falcon: FALCOOOOON PWN!
Tabuu: Owwie! U SUCK! GIANT LAZORS!
Falcon: *gets to edge of field, and whole attack misses*
Tabuu: My eye lazors! D: i ShAlL pWn U wItH 1#3& pOwErZ!
Falcon: FALCOOOON DODGE!
Tabuu: *godmods you to death*
FAlcon: FALCON NOOOOOOOOO!
Yoshi: I have stickers on my base.
Tabuu: 0_0
Yoshi: AIR DOWN A!
Tabuu: D: *godmods you to death again*
Yoshi: NOOOOO!
Dedede: HAMMER!
Tabuu: *godmods you to death*
Toon link: Wait, I haven't been unlocked yet. Bai.
Lucas: Pk thunder!
Tabuu: PIka thunder?
Lucas: *facepalm*
Tabuu: *godmods you to death*
Lucas: *dies*
Crowd: *cheers*

We interrupt this program to say, tabuu has ran out of godmods. One more godmod, and he's lolbenned.

Fox: I can beat you! You only have one health left!
Tabuu: NOOO! HOW CAN I WIN!... WING PWNAGE!
Fox: 0_0 Is it shield up, or shield side.... or maybe...
Me: SHIELD DOWN YOU MORON!
Fox: Ok. *shield down shield down shield down* Bai tabuu.
Tabuu: Bai. OSHI-

[Anti-Guy]

lol funn y, tabuu almost benned

[Super ronery pirrow]

LOL'D.

[Yoshi]

Yay + bump = this post.

[Chin Fish]

I HAVE A BETTER PORKY ONE

Porky: YOU MUST DAH
Lucas: ono
Ness: no u
Porky: *DAHS*

That's about all the fight has.

[Count_Bleck]

[Yoshi]

[Almaz]

You rip off my jokes, ignore the Ganondorf law, and I think you ripped off of Shady Parakoopa with that Bowser Jr. joke.

However, I approve of this.

[Yoshi]

[Almaz]

Marth: NO U!

[Yoshi]

[Spiny]

[Yoshi]

[MALAK]