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[Zelnor]

Cleared Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Time: 17:15
Pickups: 100 %
Scans: approx. 98 %

Played in Sessions over exactly one week.
Status: Bored.
Digibutter status: Returned
Commencing Digibutter Story writing.

[Light Prognosticus]

Welcome back Zelnor! Long time no see!

Wait... YOU POSTED IN THE CHATBOX? *crag*, we're doomed.

*World implodes*

[Zelnor]

;~; *repairs world with lots of scotch tape*

Oh, and I scored Black and White 2 for € 9.99 out of the bargain bin.

AND IT'S *CRAGGING* FRUSTRATING

The only wonders you get are Water wonder, the Shield wonder and the Heal wonder (since I, as always, play a good god, which takes about a gajillion years instead of just murdering them all and win, but whatever) instead of actually useful wonders, like Wood Wonder or Forest Wonder or Ore Wonder.

And I'm already in Level 5, but hey, what do I expect for € 9.99 ?

And my creature is f*cking retarded. I think if they just copypasted those new graphics and the building system onto B&W 1, it'd be a better game.

Happy Easter.

EDIT: Omega Ridley FTL. I died four times getting the Nova Beam. I got Dark Samus, Unit 313 and Omega Ridley First try. WTF indeed.

AND I CAN'T EXCHANGE FRIEND VOUCHERS D=

I want bumper stickers.

And the ending still hurts my gamer soul.

[Small Sammer Guy]

HOLY CRAP ITS HIM
welcome back Zelnor

[Zelnor]

Believe me, I am
Still Alive...
I'm doing science and I'm
Still Alive
I feel fantastic and I'm
Still Alive
While you're - DOCTOR OCTOPOGNATUS ! BAWWWGH !